You can make ONE long distance phonecall to heaven to speak with Michael.

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God taps Michael on the shoulder, takes him away from his Jam session with James Brown, and tells him that one of his fans has somehow made a long distance phonecall to heaven.
Michael looks surprised, but then grabs the phone and puts it to his ear.
What do you say to him?
 
"What is Heaven like?" "How awesome is the throne room of God?" "Are you feeling nothing but Love and Joy there?" "What is it like to bow down before your King and to be continuously in the presence of God?" "Be blessed! and enjoy!" "See ya soon." :)
 
''Do you prefer your sandwiches to be cut into rectangles or triangles?''
 
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Honestly, MJ wouldn't be my 1st choice to call Heaven for. My Mom would be my 1st pick. :(
 
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Sorry no. :D Actually I don't know what I would ask or say to him. I would most likely talk about how great his music is.
 
A simply plea of 'I miss you' but I hope you're doing fine in heaven now. No worries, Michael! We'll keep your legacy afloat. :blush:

'Do you prefer your sandwiches to be cut into rectangles or triangles?''


:hysterical:
 
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