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MJ Change the Lyrics to the song game

mjsladyinhislife said:
I'll try this one :lol:




Runny.
Runny...
Tissue for it
Blow for it
Sniff for it
Achoo for it
So you call it Snot
But I say it's Not
It's what is caused
by germs and dust
I don't care
If you say my nose is runny
I don't care
If you think it's very funny
So you visit the chemist
Read the prescription out
This is not the life
It's so unfair
I don't care
If you say my nose is runny
Do you dare
Run n tell my Mummy :huh:
Meds in my bag
Hankies and vicks too
and as I sneeze
You say "Awww bless you"
and now you're sneezing
I gave it to you
I'll share my cold with you my friend but...
If you have a better cure
Then I will take it
If you tell me no
Then I will flake it
If you give me your hanky
Then I will wash it
I'll do anything for the runny...




um... nvm :mello: and that song is wayyyyy to long to carry on :lol:
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rofl!!! :clapping: good one!!!
 
Can You Peel It


It’s orange and round,
The skin is covering all over it now, yeah
Can you peel it,
Can you peel it,
Can you peel it,
Peel it in the air,
The juice squirts in your eye and everywhere, yeah,
Can you peel it,
Can you peel it,
Can you peel it,
All the fruits of the world should see,
That an orange is the best,
‘cause its bright and juicy,
But apple, it’s alright,
We wont replace you for another,
Fruit, you’re just as nice,
Spread the word and try and teach the man,
Who’s hating the other, when hate won’t do, peel
No fruit is the same,
But the juice inside of an orange, ain’t inside of you
Now, tell me,
Can you peel it,
Tell me can you peel it,
Can you peel it

:lol:
 
2000 what's?

One bowl cereal, must keep control, how more who knows?
just enough to make your hyper side show!?
Eat some each day dont stop sugar pops!
sugars so real
Its everything I need gonna get my fill!

2000 grams oh no 200 more to go real sugar
Too much of that your fuse blow
be careful how much you eat dont overload!
2000 cubes a day 8 more ok 200 bowls so long
too much sugar now its almost gone

be careful what you do dont overload
candy on high speed feed me sugar I need
Reeses two or three when I reach for twinkies
Ill hit my peak!
compact ho hos more sweets to go
High sugar baby
Short cakes always be there for me!

Yeah!
Alright now
Are you ready
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What?
Donuts?
What?
Brownies Brownies? dont?!
more sugar for me
mmm baby
sugar me me me now
compact
sugar packs
No my sugar aint low
not low
Its just
bring it on bring it on bring it on
Sugar!
dont you overload
Baby!


shrugs eh its alright :lol:
 
Browniest? Brownies? Don't? :rofl:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one! :clapping:
 
poefiend said:
2000 what's?

One bowl cereal, must keep control, how more who knows?
just enough to make your hyper side show!?
Eat some each day dont stop sugar pops!
sugars so real
Its everything I need gonna get my fill!

2000 grams oh no 200 more to go real sugar
Too much of that your fuse blow
be careful how much you eat dont overload!
2000 cubes a day 8 more ok 200 bowls so long
too much sugar now its almost gone

be careful what you do dont overload
candy on high speed feed me sugar I need
Reeses two or three when I reach for twinkies
Ill hit my peak!
compact ho hos more sweets to go
High sugar baby
Short cakes always be there for me!

Yeah!
Alright now
Are you ready
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What?
Donuts?
What?
Brownies Brownies? dont?!
more sugar for me
mmm baby
sugar me me me now
compact
sugar packs
No my sugar aint low
not low
Its just
bring it on bring it on bring it on
Sugar!
dont you overload
Baby!


shrugs eh its alright :lol:
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^:hysterical: Good job too funny! :lmao:
 
poefiend said:
rofl!!! :clapping: good one!!!
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Thank you :happy: :p

poefiend said:
2000 what's?

One bowl cereal, must keep control, how more who knows?
just enough to make your hyper side show!?
Eat some each day dont stop sugar pops!
sugars so real
Its everything I need gonna get my fill!

2000 grams oh no 200 more to go real sugar
Too much of that your fuse blow
be careful how much you eat dont overload!
2000 cubes a day 8 more ok 200 bowls so long
too much sugar now its almost gone

be careful what you do dont overload
candy on high speed feed me sugar I need
Reeses two or three when I reach for twinkies
Ill hit my peak!
compact ho hos more sweets to go
High sugar baby
Short cakes always be there for me!

Yeah!
Alright now
Are you ready
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What?
Donuts?
What?
Brownies Brownies? dont?!
more sugar for me
mmm baby
sugar me me me now
compact
sugar packs
No my sugar aint low
not low
Its just
bring it on bring it on bring it on
Sugar!
dont you overload
Baby!


shrugs eh its alright :lol:
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:lol: love it!
 
This is dedicated to all mime lovers such as myself out there.

EDIT : I forgot to mention it's She Drives Me Wild. =P

I seen him look
He looks fine
And I know damn well
That man is a mime

He's got some teeth
They're so clean
And I know damn well
That that man can speak!
Uh-huh

Black dungarees and a stripy topped sweater
I know the mime is faking cos he talks about the weather

He's not talkative
But that aint a fact
He's ready
And he's willing
To talk behind my back

Now he's in my face
I'm shocked to see
That the mime came over
Hopin' to talk to me

White-make up face
Looks better than me
Like a star on Broadway
That I've never seen

Uh-huh
Black eyeliner and lipgloss to match
The mime is wasting time
He's got a mime show to catch

He gets into position
Brushing back his soft hair
Squatting on the spot
And being stuck in his square
 
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Thank you, thank you. *Bows* Though I liked your kettle one a lot more LOL!
 
Noo I like yours :D :lol:

I'm sending out, some tea bags,
And here are some, rusty kettles for you (for you to touch!!)

:rofl:
 
Sleepless

This drug is magical
thats how it feels.
But I have no other ways to explain
Long are the nights of turning and thrashing
But there is no way to tell you of my pain
Cuz I am sleepless sleepless
and now Im taking pills
though Im awake all day at night up I stay
my heads spinning just like a movie reel
and silently I have to Pray
weaker and emotionless my feelings I just hide
but I know I can be cured with remedies on my side!
when its daytime Im like a zombie just stumbling all around
when I try to think my brains not clear and it cannot be found!

sleepless sleepless
Its how insomnia makes me feel
when it keeps me up all night
the next day nothings very real

Ill take any cure and anything I am such a disgrace
theres nothing I can do to fix it this time
my eyes are blood shot and I have a raccoons face

sleepless sleepless
Its how insomnia makes me feel
when it keeps me up all night
the next day nothings very real

Right now Im hearing you say some words that
cant quite be revealed?
Sleepless Sleepless
Today will be less divine
for when I stay up all night and do not sleep
my mind is hard to find!
Sleepless Sleepless my minds too numb to feel
Gone are the nights of sleeping so soundly
but this drug is magical its how it feels
and when Im under its curse I wont feel so worse
and say words like I told you!
:huh: I tried? :lol:
 
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poefiend said:
Sleepless

This drug is magical
thats how it feels.
But I have no other ways to explain
Long are the nights of turning and thrashing
But there is no way to tell you of my pain
Cuz I am sleepless sleepless
and now Im taking pills
though Im awake all day at night up I stay
my heads spinning just like a movie reel
and silently I have to Pray
weaker and emotionless my feelings I just hide
but I know I can be cured with remedies on my side!
when its daytime Im like a zombie just stumbling all around
when I try to think my brains not clear and it cannot be found!

sleepless sleepless
Its how insomnia makes me feel
when it keeps me up all night
the next day nothings very real

Ill take any cure and anything I am such a disgrace
theres nothing I can do to fix it this time
my eyes are blood shot and I have a raccoons face

sleepless sleepless
Its how insomnia makes me feel
when it keeps me up all night
the next day nothings very real

Right now Im hearing you say some words that
cant quite be revealed?
Sleepless Sleepless
Today will be less divine
for when I stay up all night and do not sleep
my mind is hard to find!
Sleepless Sleepless my minds too numb to feel
Gone are the nights of sleeping so soundly
but this drug is magical its how it feels
and when Im under its curse I wont feel so worse
and say words like I told you!
:huh: I tried? :lol:
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:lol: Good one! :clapping:
 
Posting and I dont know how
I got to 40,000 of them now?

Unreal
My post will rise more some now

Wowsers
and omg holy cow

What makes this happen?
I just cant say why

but Ill be much closer
to a million now

Dont you love it
when you dont know how?

Keep on with the post dont stop
dont stop till you get enough

Keep on with the post dont stop
dont stop till you get enough

say it two times more
cuz Im lazy to type it all out :lol:

Total me
and you will find

Aint nothing
like the post desire

Im gaining
theres more where its at

Sensational
I cant believe where the numbers at?!

So let me sit
here a couple more hours

I wont be complainin
cuz its the post power!

Keep on with the posts dont stop
Dont stop till you get enough

Keep on with the post dont stop
Dont stop till you get enough

yeah thats it repeat it
again two times ......Im Lazy I said!

Record break
This is posting divine

Neverending
See the excitement in my eyes? :lol:

So let me sit here
a couple of more hours

I wont be complainin
cuz its the post power!!

Keep on with the posts dont stop
Dont stop till you get enough!

Keep on with the posts dont stop
Dont stop till you get enough!

Keep on with the posts dont stop
Dont stop till you get enough!

Keep on with the posts dont stop
Dont stop till you get enough!

Well that time I typed it all out? :lol: :huh: Dont ask?!
 
:wild: Congrats! Go on witcha bad self! woot woot!!!! whoop whoop!!!:clapping: LOLLL!!!! :lol:
 
Hahaha poe nice one! :clapping: The "and omg holy cow" thing made me crack up. :lol:
 
:lol: I love that bit too LOL and see the excitement in my eyes :rofl:
 
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This thread is the best. :rofl: The orange peel one on the page before omfg. :rollin:
 
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