Appleheads!

[Adore]

:lol: I'm right though

 

[herstory]

Wow, my fingers hurt from scrolling. :mello:

I WANNA PLAAAAAYYYY!!! ...even though it's reaching cricket status at the moment.

you have just started your freshman year in high school

on the first day, while walking up the steps, you trip and drop your books

the most popular senior helps you up and throws you a wink

you crush on him badly but of course, he is inaccessible.

this is his brother (LMAO)

he is not so popular, in fact, he sells weed and muskrats out of his coat in the parking lot

he tells you, if you go with him, he will patch you over to michael

HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO? 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th BASE?

sluttiest wins, obviously

:bugeyed ...live muskrats or dead ones? Would I get free weed out of the deal?

OK my answer:
Promise him some action if he brings me to his house later that night. Once in the premises I casually ask if we could smoke and as he goes to find his bowl I grab the meanest muskrat and throw it at his face. As it is gnawing and scratching etc. I run down the hallway to his brother's room explaining how I was almost attacked by a rogue muskrat and he comes to my rescue. ^_^ THERE.

you are 55 years old, you've never been kissed and your mother runs your life

you are a variation of this

on a recent trip to atlantic city, your mother meets an influential couple who is trying to marry off their sons

they are michael, who is impotent

and michael, who is not yet of age

WHICH MICHAEL DO YOU MARRY?

Guuuurrrl.
I'm 99% rainbow, man junk is only an accessory for me. I choose olda Michael!
I'm not like some people who like to wait outside the middle school...*cough*

high school dreamboat is all grown up, pursuing a potentially successful? singing career

you are contacted by his brother, muskrat weedsman, who is also grown up

muskrat says that for his brother's birthday, they plan on making a video with muskrat, his brother and their handicapped cousin

this cousin has a fetish but he won't reveal what it is until you agree to show up for their videotape session

GET SHOWERED ON OR NOT?

Oh haaalllll no. :bugeyed

get ready, ladies..
you barely knew this was coming..

you and your friend have loved this artist for what seems like your whole life!!

after his show, you stalk the hotel he is staying at, you go to every suite and knock on the doors

until HE opens the door

your friend and you freak!! YAY!! he invites you in, he was just watching PPV and having late night room service

you dine and you wine, you giggle and you touch each other playfully

now, it's time to go home or you can stay. your idol gives you a proposal

GET SHOWERED ON OR NOT??

:hysterical:

:mello::mello::mello: ...I wonder about you.

Man, who am I kidding...

He can pick his favourite.

OMG SO WRONG.

you are on holiday in italy, wandering the old cobblestone streets alone late one evening

you pass by this street performer

you catch his attention. he stops his performance and comes up to you. he chats you up.

back home you have a fiance who couldn't come with you because he was stocking boxes at macy's

you are high school sweethearts and you have promised your virginities to each other.

the street performer and you are hitting it off. you are in italy. alone. it's romantic. you're being romanced..

POP THE CHERRY OR WAIT FOR TRUE LOVE?

So I would have that hottie at home AND Macy's discounts?

Shit, why would I mess with that?

 

[Adore]

lmfaaooo herstory

 

[herstory]

Ok I gotta shower. (NOT THAT KIND THOUGH. :lmao Be back momentarily~!

 

[Adore]

(NOT THAT KIND THOUGH. :lmao

why don't I believe you?

 

[Callaendia]

:lmao: @ HERstory! you're the best girllll!

 

[herstory]

why don't I believe you?

Just because Michael drank seven glasses of OJ and I've got one of these:

(note the artful flower because my man knows I'm a classy bitch) on DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING.

 

[Hachi]

DEAD @ herstory!!!!! :lmao:

 

[herstory]

 

[Adore]

herstory you're gonna need something more like

if he drank that much OJ

 

[herstory]

OR!

I could collect it and use the DNA to make myself a personal clone. :mellow:

 

[Hachi]

OR!

I could collect it and use the DNA to make myself a personal clone. :mellow:

 

[Shamzfab90]

Oh my ****** god! That is..... :lmao: :hysterical: I officially love you. take me now h34r:

 

[Just a Girl]

omfg Herstory... i love all your answers!!! :lmao:

 

[herstory]

Oh my ****** god! That is..... :lmao: :hysterical: I officially love you. take me now h34r:

:bugeyed OMG THAT GIF. :lol:

*counters Britney with Christina*

Name the time and place and I will throw in summa this.

 

[Serenity3104]

*moonwalks into thread*

I'm mad you sapsuckers (that's my granny's word) couldn't wait 34 pages for me to party with y'all

woot! whassup folks, I'm actually on...at home....and not sleepy....this is a good moment for me (I'll probably go to bed in 30 min lol)

:waving:

 

[herstory]

HIIII SERENITY! :girl_happy:

Sapsuckers is an amazing word.

 

[Just a Girl]

*moonwalks into thread*

I'm mad you sapsuckers (that's my granny's word) couldn't wait 34 pages for me to party with y'all

woot! whassup folks, I'm actually on...at home....and not sleepy....this is a good moment for me (I'll probably go to bed in 30 min lol)

:waving:

:huggy: heyyy girl!

 

[Serenity3104]

heyyy herstory arty:

JAGGG ssup sis :huggy:

 

[herstory]

OK so, some random:
I was driving home from class today and I saw this van on the thruway that was all painted up on the windows like "We love and miss you Michael Jackson! :heart:" all cute with hearts and stuff and I almost swerved into another car. I was blasting Scream so I dunno if they heard me. I almost wanted to follow them but they got off at an exit before I could think.

 

[Just a Girl]

OK so, some random:
I was driving home from class today and I saw this van on the thruway that was all painted up on the windows like "We love and miss you Michael Jackson! :heart:" all cute with hearts and stuff and I almost swerved into another car. I was blasting Scream so I dunno if they heard me. I almost wanted to follow them but they got off at an exit before I could think.

ohh thats awesome.. at the community im working at the next couple of months.. there is a resident that has a daughter.. that has a sign written in colored pens on cardboard.. saying how much she loves mj and that the world has lost a magical person and a bunch of other stuff taped to her bedroom window.. i smile everytime i see it and i want to go knock on the door and say hi!

 

[Shamzfab90]

:bugeyed OMG THAT GIF. :lol:

*counters Britney with Christina*

Name the time and place and I will throw in summa this.

 

[Just a Girl]

uke:

 

[herstory]

Awww JAG that's so cute. ^_^ I love seeing random Michael. I remember all my MJ collages from back in the day...haha

I'm tired and I've got work in the morning. -_- I will catch all you apples tomorrow! :bye: Goodnight to whoever is lurking around! Nighty night!

 

[Just a Girl]

later :waving:

 

[Serenity3104]

g'night herstory!

 

[LoveYouMoreMJ]

*moonwalks into thread*

I'm mad you sapsuckers (that's my granny's word) couldn't wait 34 pages for me to party with y'all

woot! whassup folks, I'm actually on...at home....and not sleepy....this is a good moment for me (I'll probably go to bed in 30 min lol)

:waving:

Hey, Serenity :huggy:

Goodnight, Herstory :waving:

God, I really should turn off CNN

 

[Shamzfab90]

uke:

you know you love it h34r:

 

[Serenity3104]

Hey, Serenity :huggy:

Goodnight, Herstory :waving:

God, I really should turn off CNN

Hey love :huggy:

yea I'm watching too, but I'm ok

hugz for you :better:

 

[Shamzfab90]

Serenity, hey hun! :huggy: Watching CNN :weeping: