Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

[kasume]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

damn......!!

 

[kasume]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

opout:

That beat is sick:wild: I want to take a ride on that disco stick:wub:

 

[Milka]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

There isn't one thank God

So that means I'm stuck here? That's scary.

Lol contrary to popular belief us mods do enjoy perusing the manhood thread. Quite a bit actually!

:nono:

 

[Noewi]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

So that means I'm stuck here? That's scary.

There is no escape from his manhood, but maybe it can you warm up, as you are still cold :cheeky:

 

[Milka]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

There is no escape from his manhood, but maybe it can you warm up, as you are still cold :cheeky:

It's been freezing over here for weeks and too much snow, so yeah, I'm cold! Thanks for giving me an excuse for being in this thread. :angel:

 

[CaptainEoLove85]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

I've been hit by a smooth criminal :bugeyed

 

[Arklove]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

^^ *dead*

 

[love is magical]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

I've been hit by a smooth criminal :bugeyed

Lol... :hysterical::hysterical:

The best way to die is to die from having multiple Mikeagsm..:wub::wub::wub:

 

[The Healer]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

I have to tell you a little secret...he is leaving the room after spending some quality time with me.

 

[loveforever]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

 

[Alyssa]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

opout:

:girl_smile: :heat: :naughty:

DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[Lost_Girl]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

^^ Hahahaha! :toofunny: :lmao:

 

[LoveYouMoreMJ]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

So that means I'm stuck here? That's scary.



:nono:

No need to be afraid, Jr. is friendly, very friendly :naughty:

DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

:hysterical: Alyssa, you and those gifs :lol:

 

[The Healer]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

:baby::trumbone::dribble:

 

[Milka]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

No need to be afraid, Jr. is friendly, very friendly :naughty:

:rofl: Don't know how to respond to that ... I just wish I could stop reading it as J.R., the Dallas guy.

 

[mapi7723]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed


:bugeyed f-----!!!! :swoon:

DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

hahahahah :hysterical::hysterical: u rock Alyssa!!! :clapping:

 

[kasume]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

LOL!! That's hilarious!

i hope im not the only one who automatically interpreted that bottle as mike jr......

 

[Milka]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

i hope im not the only one who automatically interpreted that bottle as mike jr......

How is that even possible? I mean, the bottle is GREEN. :hysterical:

 

[Snow White luvs Peter Pan]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

How is that even possible? I mean, the bottle is GREEN. :hysterical:

No matter if the bottle is green, I can't help thinking of Mikey Jr.

 

[Milka]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

No matter if the bottle is green, I can't help thinking of Mikey Jr.

Well, it just doesn't look healthy. The bottle, that is. :rofl:

 

[CaptainEoLove85]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

One of my favorites. Dirty man :shifty:

 

[TarinJade]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

:lmao: Now what in the world is THIS supposed to be??? What would he be doing in the performance that would involve this?

Yes, I'm honestly wondering, not just trying to elicit a barrage of dirty-minded responses! :lol:

 

[CaptainEoLove85]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

^Clearly, Jr. took over in that performance and took control of his arm :lol: h34r: The expression on his face is perfect too h34r:

 

[TarinJade]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

^Clearly, Jr. took over in that performance and took control of his arm :lol: h34r: The expression on his face is perfect too h34r:

:hysterical:

 

[LoveYouMoreMJ]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

Oh my, my, my, my, my *dirty thoughts race through head* :heat:

 

[love is magical]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

No matter if the bottle is green, I can't help thinking of Mikey Jr.

omg... that juicy butt... :wub:

and i just can't stop thinking what that lovely finger of his can do to me...

 

[GinnyJackson]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

omg u girls r bad

 

[Lost_Girl]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

:naughty: :shifty:

 

[MJ1958]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

Mike have the most cute ass of all time!!!!! *yummy*

 

[No-Body]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

Definitely. The articles are hard to find and pretty rare though, you have to go through pages and pages of pictures to find them.

Yeahhhh, the articles are really informative, full of statistical data and scientifically verified theories :lol:

The title of this thread makes me laugh every time I see it - explicit pictures are not allowed - I think most of the pics in here are pretty explicit. :crackingup:

:yes: same here, but....thankfully, mods are human beings as well as proven below

Lol contrary to popular belief us mods do enjoy perusing the manhood thread. Quite a bit actually!

:cheeky:

:laugh: And he probably wasn't even aware of that ... no, I'm sure he was, he knew that with the gold pants he'd sell twice as many records, so wearing them was a wise business decision. :rofl:

Just saw this in the last pages of the macro thread:

I have to say, I prefer them with the captions.

He knew exactly what he was doin', slave to the rhythm my Shabby behind lol.

"Is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Nice little twist on Mae West's is that a gun in your pocket, or you're just very happy to see me?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Alyssa, your gifs are killing me, so funny !

You can say dat again. Alyssa girl, you are absolutely hilarious with your animals and green bottles and them Tyra poses looooool.

Now I understand why Michael had to grab down there all the time. Jr so big and getting stuck :lol:

Maybe he was just tryin' to fix his clothin', to be more comfortable, nothin' more? Didn't y'all smart girls ever think of that? How on earth could you not? :trytobeangel

Lol how would RJT know that? Was michael so proud of it that he showed it to anyone who asked? Lolif that was the case then every woman in the world would have asked to see it.

:lol: and in that case Mike would have spent half his lifetime pullin' down his pants for all eager audiences, right?

oh poor michael. must have been hard.... to sit. no wonder he walked the way he did lol.

:toofunny: Why now Ginny, why so mean? What was wrong with the way he walked?

No need to be afraid, Jr. is friendly, very friendly :naughty:

User friendly, right? Kinda like a machine of sorts? Did it come with a user manual in the box?

That beat is sick:wild: I want to take a ride on that disco stick:wub:

Well Kasume dear, since you mentioned that particular song, i couldn't help but think of some little gifts Santa left a few days ago for u nice and naughty girls :cheeky:



I actually ran into the next one by chance earlier this year. I had no idea utube was filled with this kinda videos. That's how i found the others as well.



Who would have thought Bryan Adams could be so naughty? The song itself is more than wicked. The footage above is just the cherry on top. And last, but most certainly not least....



It's like they say, savin' the best for last. Y'all can't even begin to imagine how very appropriate that particular song is lol.


And for your future entertainment, here are some ideas i suggest to Kasume who i see is very talented in the creation of such vids. Here is a tiny playlist yall might wanna merge with Michael imagery.

Three amazing cuts from the wonderful Mohombi, whom with the help of friendly Nelly and Akon has created some true gems and jams

Bumpy ride http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2RCCDSBEGk

Miss me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rG6jgJAmh4

Dir[r]rty situation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MamdC5RAMdA verrry interestin' scarf there around that girl's wasste lol

Mr. Inventor himself Trey Songz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zI3OeNsnvI

Put it on y'all by Plies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVKFZ3XpzOM&feature=related

Plies with just a lil' help from Akon on Hypnotized http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LZgSUNnnrw

Bed rock from a whole bunch of folk like the ever so friendly Lil' Wayne and Young Money http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha80ZaecGkQ

I only want to be with y'all by the incredible Barry White http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq98GB1IYvQ

And also from the save the best chapter the more than aptly named In my head by Jason Derulo and friends http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU-ZQWZSGfc yea....oh, yea......:cheeky: Not entirely sure they got the right lyrics on the screen there - does the song go show you the roles, or the ropes? Cause i get visions of some red ribbons right about now :lol:

Actually.......how could i forget my boy Sean Paul wit press it up, press it...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzz99f_T8Rk

And looks like for this lovely peace by the most wonderful Pitbull (want me.....want cha.....) someone spared Kasume's work :cheeky: Daaaale :lol:



I'd give y'all a few more links, but i don't reaaally think y'all are ready for them, not now anyways........

I'm too old for this thread. Where's the emergency exit?

There isn't one thank God

Wrong, there is, i found it quite some time ago.

So that means I'm stuck here? That's scary.
:nono:

And imma use it just now.

Y'all keep it up girls, really keep it up :trytobeangel Y'all unk:


And who's not singin' right about now is playin' with their own or with someone's din-a-ling *runs outta thread laughin' right into the arms of that flesh and bones guy of hers*