Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

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The thing is whenever I see a 'look a like' in GOLD pants, I do fret about it cause ONLY Michael can sport the GOLD pants with the 'right' amount of 'goods' in it :blush:

ARGH, Michael see what you did now :lol:

Have you never seen some of the imitators YouTube videos? Haha! I admire that they try to imitate Michael, but they are not even close to having the "goods" that he did. :wink:
 
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Have you never seen some of the imitators YouTube videos? Haha! I admire that they try to imitate Michael, but they are not even close to having the "goods" that he did. :wink:

I don't even bother watching impersonators. They are not Michael, so it's not worth my time.
 
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LOL

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Bump
*falls on floor*
 
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Ha! That's what I'm talking about. If I were a guy, I wouldn't even try to compete with or imitate Michael (in the gold pants department). It just can't be done.:blink:

I'd love to post some others, but I don't want to offend or hurt anyone who may have posted pics or videos of themselves with gold pants on, so I'll refrain. :D

This thread is getting very entertaining. :blush:
 
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Omg if u could see the look on my face when I saw whaf that guy said on the video. Imagine if u had got go tell hi how you liked his gold pants. And he winks. :blush:

I bet your face went red :D

I was glad to know he did it for the women to enjoy, I'd wondered about it for a long time because those pants are so revealing and it certainly doesn't look like he wore underwear unless it was paper thin. I think it would have been good for his self esteem for him to know that so many women found him attractive, especially after the unpleasantness of false allegations and bad press, that's when he would have needed a boost in self confidence the most. He'd probably blush if we got to tell him to his face that we liked what we saw.

After that pic of someone else in gold pants my eyes are burning. Need to fix that.

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Something just poked me in the eye... :black_eye:
 
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ONLY Michael can rock those gold pants and looking as sexy as f*ck, PERIOD!







 
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I bet your face went red :D

I was glad to know he did it for the women to enjoy, I'd wondered about it for a long time because those pants are so revealing and it certainly doesn't look like he wore underwear unless it was paper thin. I think it would have been good for his self esteem for him to know that so many women found him attractive, especially after the unpleasantness of false allegations and bad press, that's when he would have needed a boost in self confidence the most. He'd probably blush if we got to tell him to his face that we liked what we saw.

After that pic of someone else in gold pants my eyes are burning. Need to fix that.

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Something just poked me in the eye... :black_eye:

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I bet your face went red :D

I was glad to know he did it for the women to enjoy, I'd wondered about it for a long time because those pants are so revealing and it certainly doesn't look like he wore underwear unless it was paper thin. I think it would have been good for his self esteem for him to know that so many women found him attractive, especially after the unpleasantness of false allegations and bad press, that's when he would have needed a boost in self confidence the most. He'd probably blush if we got to tell him to his face that we liked what we saw.

After that pic of someone else in gold pants my eyes are burning. Need to fix that.

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Something just poked me in the eye... :black_eye:
I dont quite know if I would have hadthe guts to tell him I'd probably hint at it by having him sign a revealing pic of himself.

And yes now I have to go to the eye doctor after that last pic , lmao
 
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LOL!!! :hysterical:

I dont quite know if I would have hadthe guts to tell him I'd probably hint at it by having him sign a revealing pic of himself.

And yes now I have to go to the eye doctor after that last pic , lmao

I couldn't have told him straight out but if something came up about it I would have let it slip, but delicately. When I see him on the screen dancing in those pants the fans are like: :dribble: and Michael's like: :tease: :nana:

free eye care for everyone in the thread! :doctor:
 
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LOL!!! :hysterical:



I couldn't have told him straight out but if something came up about it I would have let it slip, but delicately. When I see him on the screen dancing in those pants the fans are like: :dribble: and Michael's like: :tease: :nana:

free eye care for everyone in the thread! :doctor:
Thanks doc. That pic was funny too .:roflmao:
 
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LOL!!! :hysterical:



I couldn't have told him straight out but if something came up about it I would have let it slip, but delicately. When I see him on the screen dancing in those pants the fans are like: :dribble: and Michael's like: :tease: :nana:

free eye care for everyone in the thread! :doctor:

I think something came up alright.... ;)
 
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I think something came up alright.... ;)

LOL, yes, and quite often too! The funny thing is, the bolded part when taken in that context makes the rest of my sentence sound really... well, probably shouldn't go any further since this is meant to be PG13. Don't know how when the entire thread is about MJ's crotch which isn't a PG13 subject in the first place haha. :D
 
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I know- I purposely took it out of context, lol.

And I don't know how this came to be all about his nether-regions either. Then again, what else is "manhood" supposed to refer to? I don't think this thread is meant for us to sit around and talk about his business practices :lol:
 
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I know- I purposely took it out of context, lol.

And I don't know how this came to be all about his nether-regions either. Then again, what else is "manhood" supposed to refer to? I don't think this thread is meant for us to sit around and talk about his business practices :lol:

I was going to make a joke about the whole "something coming up" thing when I was making that original post but I was having a little trouble thinking of something clean enough and it was almost dinner time. At least my drool got used for something then hehehe.

True about the manhood thing too, what else would we talk about to do with that? Plus there's the warning about not being explicit so that proves it has to be about that. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
 
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Ding ding ding ;) It's just a place where we can all gather together and appreciate ALL he has to offer us. Besides, according to that interview, Michael brought this on himself :giggle:


We'll just have to change this to say "Manhood Thread":

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^lmbo!
 
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Excuse me.






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I also need a cold shower after that video, OMJ, he exudes sex! :dropdead:

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With those moves of his (especially the hips) dancing probably wasn't the only thing he was good at! :in_love: :heat:

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awww, thanks for the giggle and cough :cheeky:

Those last piccies are really :blink: :blush: :bow: :eek: :dancin:

It's so 'hard' to keep it 'clean', right? So, I'm just answering in 'smileys' or whatever they called :scratch:

I could just answer with this :shutup: but what is the fun in that hey :smilerolleyes:
 
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