Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

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God he is so cute!!

Can you even fathom him calling himself sexy? I mean, he had to know on some level. But I feel like he would never say it, which is part of what makes this so adorable to me!!
 
Today's announcement:

I've always had a thing for Michael blinking. No idea why, it just floors me. I now have a new thing. Michael tucking his hair behind his ears. He seems to do it a lot in these BWT 1987 gigs. I am enchanted, devastated, mesmerised and various other things which I won't mention because, you know, civility and all that, lol.

It might possibly be the most erotic thing I've ever seen him do - or anyone do - and if anyone thinks I have made similar extravagant statements in the past, er, well, you're probably right and I'm not gonna argue with you.

But this is my new thing and it is threatening to become the dominant factor in my life.

Thank you, ladies, thank you for your patience.
 
No lie… I was just sitting here trying to do work and I realized I was daydreaming about all the times Michael did this exact move. Then I come in here and there he is, looking fine as hell, rubbing himself, and now my whole life is complete.
I do like this one, ngl. It has everything. Two lip bites, subtley (soz, brain gone, can't spell), mad levels of eroticism, mad levels of everything that's beautiful.

Sigh.
 
God he is so cute!!

Can you even fathom him calling himself sexy? I mean, he had to know on some level. But I feel like he would never say it, which is part of what makes this so adorable to me!!
... sorry, what?
I don't think that's what he is saying, it just looks like that 😝😁😆. This is from the meeting with Princess Diana. I have to go back and check what he is actually saying, probably "I am very excited"
 
I don't think that's what he is saying, it just looks like that 😝😁😆. This is from the meeting with Princess Diana. I have to go back and check what he is actually saying, probably "I am very excited"
Oh I know! Haha trust me, I’ve watched that footage repeatedly lol. He is saying “I am very excited” when they asked him how he feels about meeting the royal family. I think right after they ask him if he has a message for his fans and he says “I love them” or something.. right? 😍

It’s more just cute to me to look at that clip and imagine how embarrassed he would be by the idea that he’d ever call himself sexy. I just love imagining how embarrassed he would be by how much we adore him! I mean I think he totally loved it, but that it genuinely made him shy at the same time. He’s so great lol
 
Oh I know! Haha trust me, I’ve watched that footage repeatedly lol. He is saying “I am very excited” when they asked him how he feels about meeting the royal family. I think right after they ask him if he has a message for his fans and he says “I love them” or something.. right? 😍

It’s more just cute to me to look at that clip and imagine how embarrassed he would be by the idea that he’d ever call himself sexy. I just love imagining how embarrassed he would be by how much we adore him! I mean I think he totally loved it, but that it genuinely made him shy at the same time. He’s so great lol

On this note… one of the most adorable clips ever to me is when he’s on the Diana Ross show and she says she didn’t know he’d become so sexy and he shakes his head and smiles and says “you’re embarrassing me” ….

He is painfully adorable!! And I find his shyness so sexy too! He’s just too much lol
 
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On this note… I LOVE watching his interactions with Diana. I feel like they are so into each other lol. I mean, she HAD to be attracted to him, right? 1300 pages of the manhood thread isn’t wrong. And he has to be attracted to her! She was beautiful and elegant, classy and kind, which was totally his type…

Love these little short videos:


The mutual shrug is what gets me. Also I think she blushes when he touches her, though that could just be the 80s blush lol.


This has the original moment in the picture above! :)
 
Oh I know! Haha trust me, I’ve watched that footage repeatedly lol. He is saying “I am very excited” when they asked him how he feels about meeting the royal family. I think right after they ask him if he has a message for his fans and he says “I love them” or something.. right? 😍
Of course you have it remembered by heart! How dare I even suggest you have not seen that amazing moment 100 times 😂 !!
 
On this note… one of the most adorable clips ever to me is when he’s on the Diana Ross show and she says she didn’t know he’d become so sexy and he shakes his head and smiles and says “you’re embarrassing me” ….

He is painfully adorable!! And I find his shyness so sexy too! He’s just too much lol
Though he did turn it around by calling her sexy 😉
 
On this note… I LOVE watching his interactions with Diana. I feel like they are so into each other lol. I mean, she HAD to be attracted to him, right? 1300 pages of the manhood thread isn’t wrong. And he has to be attracted to her! She was beautiful and elegant, classy and kind, which was totally his type…

Love these little short videos:


The mutual shrug is what gets me. Also I think she blushes when he touches her, though that could just be the 80s blush lol.


This has the original moment in the picture above! :)
Oh absolutely, they look so much at ease with each other, sharing some little joke. He also talked about how they used to talk on phone late night (for a while I thought RTT was about her 😂 ). I sometimes wonder if they ever considered getting together, or gotten together if Diana had not died.
 
Oh gawd 🤤 🤤 🎇🎆
Can't type anymore .....
Just to say 'Thank you' for doing that gif this morning. You did it perfectly.

I did sorta manage to do a gif the other day. It's not as easy as it looks - or it wasn't for me. For some reason I wasn't able to post it over here but maybe that was a good thing. Cos although I got the exact segment I wanted it looked really crap. Or boring. Or something. I can't quite work out what's wrong with it but, anyway, I just think it takes a bit more skill and/or practice than I had realised.
 
Um, MM90, I'm on a break here from Triumph. Trying to calm myself down. Not get myself all revved up. You're not helping, girl.

Or then again, maybe you are, lol.
Lol as if I don't feel wrecked while trying to bring forth some penance up in here :ROFLMAO:

But yes, I believe I am helping lol so worth it lol
 
Oh absolutely, they look so much at ease with each other, sharing some little joke. He also talked about how they used to talk on phone late night (for a while I thought RTT was about her 😂 ). I sometimes wonder if they ever considered getting together, or gotten together if Diana had not died.
I read somewhere that RTT was dedicated to Diana Ross...wasn't it? I thought he wrote that somewhere, but I don't remember. I actually listened to it several times yesterday and was thinking about that. This isn't the thread for it (and honestly I'm not sure it's any interest of anyone's) but I do sort of wonder about the nature of his and Diana Ross's relationship over time. I don't think we'll ever have a definitive answer and we really don't need to. But if what I think is the case, A LOT of songs would have been inspired by this particular dynamic they had and RTT makes a lot of sense for it... honestly, I am more interested in understanding his romantic history than I ought to be haha.

anyway, I love the idea of he and Princes Diana together. They really seemed like kindred spirits. I am happy that if nothing else they seem to have developed a friendship that maybe provided each of them with some comfort at times when they most needed it. It would have been AMAZING if they had ended up together!
 
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Your posts make me cackle like a hyena. They are awesome!
LOL that makes me so happy! While they are entirely sincere, and I truly need to throw myself in a ditch sometimes to protect myself from Michael's sexiness, I also hope they are more entertaining than concerning lol.

Michael tucking his hair behind his ears. He seems to do it a lot in these BWT 1987 gigs. I am enchanted, devastated, mesmerised and various other things which I won't mention because, you know, civility and all that, lol.

It might possibly be the most erotic thing I've ever seen him do - or anyone do - and if anyone thinks I have made similar extravagant statements in the past, er, well, you're probably right and I'm not gonna argue with you.

But this is my new thing and it is threatening to become the dominant factor in my life.

Thank you, ladies, thank you for your patience.

LMAO at all of this!!

Can I just tell you how much I love your BWT obsession?!! It gives me so much life. I feel so thoroughly understood because things like you describe right here - losing your ever loving mind over him tucking his hair behind his ear - this is absolutely my exact lived experience of lusting for Michael lol. I honestly *completely* understand what this does to you. I haven't watched Brisbane, but I know he does it a lot the entire tour. Of course, I have a few theories why this is so devastatingly sexy:

1) It involves his curls, which are my actual lifeblood and newly found sexual identity

2) He is an absolute untouchable GOD when he performs...but this small gesture, tucking his hair back, is so incredibly human. It's something we all do. It's something he probably did because he was hot, or it got in his face, or it was bothering him, and that just brings him down to earth for like half a second and makes him feel so real. As Godly as he is as a performer, he is the absolute sexiest when you remember that he was just a man who happened to relentlessly ooze sex, charisma, and talent from every fucking pore of his body.

3) It makes me think of touching his hair, which I spend 99% of my brain space fantasizing about (ok, that is not an accurate percentage, but let's just say it's a massive portion of my brain...there are many other parts of him I want to touch even more, but that's another post). I physically ache to touch his curls...I can't explain it and I don't understand it. But when he touches them, it reminds me of how real they are and I just collapse in on myself.

This is my theory....though the hair tuck is not my current obsession, so perhaps you can enlighten better than I can theorize!
 
There are very few if any fans in their early 20s here, leave alone teenages. I think I talked to one (self-proclaimed) teenager once here. I don't think teenagers today even know the concept of a forum 🤣. They need everything chopped up in small pieces like TikTok. Its a new world now. Also those were different times when Michael was alive, news was flowing, there was still hope in the world. Now it's just a few of us who either just stumble upon his legacy, like me or are old time fans.



That's what it's about, creating a balance between freedom of expression of the writer and comfort of readers. We are doing a good job. Nothing has crossed my comfort level as reader, and I have been able to write so much that I would never utter in my real life. I found it liberating and therapeutic to not have to choose every single word. (Maybe I should see a therapist about finding therapy in Manhood thread 🤣)
I don't think we want either writers to feel the burden of censoring themselves too much or readers to feel uncomfortable, that would spoil the fun! So write away, and let's also be respectful in pointing out if a line is crossed, either directly or anonymously through a moderator.


Yes, sorry I thought that was obvious because I am green, but on second thought why would it be!

I had no idea you were a mod! That is so awesome :) I hope it's not a difficult job, though I can't imagine what it involves!

I understand why you say that about people in their early 20s and teens being here. I think you're right in that the concept of forums, rather than a social network, is kind of lost on them. However, I don't think it's because of a lack of interest in longer form things. Like, I don't think they necessarily require stuff via TikTok lengths, but that's what they are given. The fans on Reddit, who are almost all quite young, are insanely knowledgable about Michael and have consumed SO much content and done SO much research. I truly just don't think people know this forum exists if they became a fan past a certain point in time. I mean the only reason I found it was because of searching for a place to talk about Michael's sexiness lol. But the fan communities are so big throughout every social media outlet that I imagine they just never felt the need to search beyond it! I have told a few people about it though and I know at least a few others have joined this forum because of me lol. I will evangelize all day for Michael and this forum! I don't care! lol

Oh and I just looooooove that the manhood thread has been so therapeutic for you! I think that is so beautiful lol. Michael has helped me TREMENDOUSLY. In so many ways. He has brought me such incredible joy (though a lot of terrible lows too) and has helped me embrace my innocence (ironic, since we are in the manhood thread). But I'll try to explain..

I don't want this to sound dramatic or anything....and not to bring down the mood, but... (trigger warning?) I have a long, extensive history with sexual violence, exploitation, and abuse. I've been in therapy for years and have struggled so much with sexuality because of it. Obviously my relationship and other elements of my life have had a major impact on me healing more in recent years. However, my sexual obsession with Michael is the first sexual experience, and interest, I have had that has felt totally private and just like "mine" in probably my entire adult life. And it feels pure and beautiful and safe. It makes me feel in touch with myself in a way that doesn't have to involve anyone else. And it's not vulgar. I mean, my thoughts are vulgar obviously lol. But he was not a vulgar person in any way. He was classy, warm, and kind. Like I said, he makes me feel safe, while also blowing my mind apart. For such a long time sexuality, for me, was completely devoid of love, respect, sensuality, and it was just... something else entirely. I guess what I'm saying is that I've had an odd journey in life and I can't really explain myself well enough here for it to all make sense without being so far off the topic, or probably making people uncomfortable, so I just want to end by saying that it's been freeing and comforting to have this space.

Anyway, I love this thread. It brings me life in so many ways lol.
 
Penance!!!


From one of my favorite photo sessions… so fucking sexy… his edges are just something else entirely


That raw intensity on his face… 🥵 💦


The necklace is just doing things to me!! I don’t know what things but they are absolutely filthy lol


This is the current background on my phone and it makes it hard to exist some days


PS: I don’t remember if I’ve shared these before so sorry for any repeats!! I have some GIFs that I’m dyyyying to make but I have to focus on writing a year end review for my Job and I haven’t even started yet ughhh
 
2) He is an absolute untouchable GOD when he performs...but this small gesture, tucking his hair back, is so incredibly human. It's something we all do. It's something he probably did because he was hot, or it got in his face, or it was bothering him, and that just brings him down to earth for like half a second and makes him feel so real. As Godly as he is as a performer, he is the absolute sexiest when you remember that he was just a man who happened to relentlessly ooze sex, charisma, and talent from every fucking pore of his body.
Just real quick. Can't get into this too much right now cos I think I might cry. Might have to come back to it.

Basically, you've nailed it. I could just say, 'every word', and leave it at that. I think he does it more for these Bad 1987 shows cos his hair is a bit shorter so the curls break loose more than they do when his hair is longer.

Osaka is still my fave for this cos he tucks his hair behind his ears and then he blinks. OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!

It destroys me.

I think this is why I love the blinking so much as well. It's awesome and sexy and gorgeous but also, yes, reminds me that he was only human. Not that I ever forget, of course I don't, but those little reminders, while they are devastating, they are also precious and wonderful.

Definitely think I'm gonna cry so am gonna go.

Just bumped an old thread re Dirty Diana. Little interview with the wonderful Steve Stevens. He describes a moment in the video that never made it into the final cut. Michael ran up behind Stevie, slides between his legs and then, from behind, grabs Stevie's guitar out of his hands. Apparently it looked so cool everyone just burst into applause.

god, he was cooler than cool.
 
Penance!!!


From one of my favorite photo sessions… so fucking sexy… his edges are just something else entirely


That raw intensity on his face… 🥵 💦


The necklace is just doing things to me!! I don’t know what things but they are absolutely filthy lol


This is the current background on my phone and it makes it hard to exist some days


PS: I don’t remember if I’ve shared these before so sorry for any repeats!! I have some GIFs that I’m dyyyying to make but I have to focus on writing a year end review for my Job and I haven’t even started yet ughhh
We love repeats. Can't get enough of them.
 
Basically, you've nailed it. I could just say, 'every word', and leave it at that. I think he does it more for these Bad 1987 shows cos his hair is a bit shorter so the curls break loose more than they do when his hair is longer.
This is exactly why the Thriller and Bad era curls fucking ruin me. The shorter curls that are just all over, uncontrollable, messy, ooooohhhh myyyyy goddddddd. I would let that man, and his curls, tear me apart limb from limb lol.

Osaka is still my fave for this cos he tucks his hair behind his ears and then he blinks. OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!

It destroys me.

I think this is why I love the blinking so much as well. It's awesome and sexy and gorgeous but also, yes, reminds me that he was only human. Not that I ever forget, of course I don't, but those little reminders, while they are devastating, they are also precious and wonderful.

Definitely think I'm gonna cry so am gonna go.
I am sorry this made you emotional! Though I actually understand that too.

I think your new project should be to make a gif of that Osaka moment with the hair tuck and the blinking...I want to see it so badly. I want to know exactly what you're referring to!

Just bumped an old thread re Dirty Diana. Little interview with the wonderful Steve Stevens. He describes a moment in the video that never made it into the final cut. Michael ran up behind Stevie, slides between his legs and then, from behind, grabs Stevie's guitar out of his hands. Apparently it looked so cool everyone just burst into applause.


god, he was cooler than cool.

Going to go check out that DD post you bumped! Thank you!
 
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