Worst MJ song you EVER heard.

If you don't love me is really bad. For me it sounds so cheesy.
For me, I wouldn't say REALLY BAD. But it's definitely not good.

I actually considered using If You Don't Love Me for the soundtrack to my imaginary cartoon series about Michael (more on that another day). Maybe because it is cheesy though... And to be honest, really repetitive. Even the book "Michael Jackson: All the Songs" agrees it is repetitive, lmao.
 
I am surprised no one mentioned Can't get out of the rain or Girlfriend!
i said this before on a profile post, but to me, Can't Get Outta The Rain sounds like it could be the background music for a trailer for a shitty animated children's movie to which Michael's music was condemned to be part of the soundtrack. 😭😭 every time I hear it, I can't help but say, "COMING THIS SUMMER" in my bad movie trailer voice out loud 💀

it's so insanely funky though, i can't deny that.
 
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Freddie's version is better than the album version with Mick.
agree. i also read somewhere michael wasn't a fan of Mick Jagger's vocals on the released version. which is strange, because... I love the music of the Rolling Stones. But Jagger's vocals on State of Shock are kind of underwhelming to me at best. I definitely prefer the version with Freddie Mercury (and also because I'm a huge fan of Queen and Freddie in general).
 
MJ fan: *has an opinion about a song*
Every other MJ fan (skip to 1:35):

(Also I've become so obsessed with this video lately, it's absurd. Insanely violent unauthorized parody cartoons are genuinely hilarious to me.)
 
MJ fan: *has an opinion about a song*
Every other MJ fan (skip to 1:35):

(Also I've become so obsessed with this video lately, it's absurd. Insanely violent unauthorized parody cartoons are genuinely hilarious to me.)
This definitely belongs in 'Last Person thread'. :ROFLMAO:
 
MJ fan: *has an opinion about a song*
Every other MJ fan (skip to 1:35):

(Also I've become so obsessed with this video lately, it's absurd. Insanely violent unauthorized parody cartoons are genuinely hilarious to me.)
LMAO I haven't seen that video in years. Forgot how funny it was!
1. Slave To The Rhythm- Justin Bieber version
Ok I may have to change my vote to this. I forgot this existed lol.
Freddie's version is better than the album version with Mick.
Agreed. Mick's whispering vocals at the end freak me out.
 
Agreed. Mick's whispering vocals at the end freak me out.
SAME. doesn't he also moan at the end?? 😭 😭 or is that Michael?? 😭 'cause it's really high-pitched.

LMAO I haven't seen that video in years. Forgot how funny it was!
I actually just discovered Bring Me the Head of Charlie Brown last week. Although I've known it existed for years, I used to think it was some weird creepypasta thing and would not watch it. But now I've watched it officially. It's absolutely hilarious. Jim Reardon is awesome. I also discovered he was the one of the masterminds behind the screenplay of WALL-E and the Itchy and Scratchy bit on the Simpsons!
 
Victory is shit overall. Although I like a few tracks (Torture and State of Shock), the album as a whole doesn't hold up.

Guess we're now mortal enemies (@AlwaysThere new member to your alliance).
Torture and State Of Shock are the only 2 good songs on that album. IMO it's the 2nd worst Jacksons album behind the follow up to Victory, 2300 Jackson St. That's the worst one.
 
"Just a Little Bit of You" from Motown-days has always be my least-favourite of his output. It's kitsch beyond belief.

Also Latoya's "Night Time Lover".
 
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Can't get outta the rain
State of shock
2000 Watts
You are my life
 
Shout, 2000 watts, privacy, superfly sister, 2 BAD, what a lovely way to go, don’t be messin, all the mixes on botdf-album.

And from the unreleased ones: She Got It
 

This is the worst MJ song, bar none. Lol
Even if Michael actually sang this, it would still be trash.

I always found it unsettling that "Michael" would refer to himself in the third person in that song ("Everybody stalking the moves of Michael Jackson"), which was the first indicator to me that something wasn't right about the Cascio tracks. The lyrics are awful. That's really the thing I like least about it. I've seen/heard fan-made AI songs with better lyrics than that. 😭
 
Even if Michael actually sang this, it would still be trash.

I always found it unsettling that "Michael" would refer to himself in the third person in that song ("Everybody stalking the moves of Michael Jackson"), which was the first indicator to me that something wasn't right about the Cascio tracks. The lyrics are awful. That's really the thing I like least about it. I've seen/heard fan-made AI songs with better lyrics than that. 😭
It's so cringe af those lyrics as though he's in third person 😭

I remember when they first released the teaser, it was the intro which sounded authentic enough , reminds me of a privacy/ tabloid junkie vibe.

As soon as the vocals start though it loses complete credibility from the first note 🤣
 
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