We are like one big Applehead family..
London- being the sister that sends out invites to every event ex: babyshowers, gold pants showers, and opening of an envelope. She has a mouth like a vacuum and stay trying to steal my lil moonies but I got something for that Heffa.
BES- the sister that says what others are thinking, and lives by the motto "if the shoe fits", and lives in the '86-'92 era and refuses to go to another era.
MYAS- the sister that always wants to bring a razor blade to the parties, and 4ever getting into trouble and bringing us all in the fight with her.. Loves her kids but will surely lock them in their rooms if her "baby daddy" came on tv..
Serenity- um well she has a drinking problem but it's a family secret so we don't discuss it. But we all know to hide the "drank" when she comes in the room and only display Apple juice but we watch to see if she is going to spike the punch. Um I need to talk with the family about getting her in AA, but we gotta tell her it's a church function like Women's Day at the church, or otherwise she gonna go on the run.
HBH- is the cousin that is kinda "uppity" but will put on her "Get It Girls and door knockers" and hit the clubs when around her ppl
Herstory- is the one we have to keep a leash on cuz she is always on the prowl, especially once she puts her "war paint" on her face (make up)
JAG - always want to borrow stuff or have someone make her something, lol. And 4ever talking about I got you when I get paid.. But we all know she ain't giving u nothing back, chalk that up as a loss. Oh and she may need to join AA with Serenity.
Starlight - is the free spirit of the group, she is like Freddie from A Different World, we just let her do what she wants, if she post Peter Pan stuff, it's ok cuz that's her "Gold Pants".. She been putting 2gether a video since the beginning of time and we all just go along with her story. She gotta find her own niche and so no one bothers her.
Sham- is like MYAS, you gotta watch her cuz someone say something to her and she will create a siggy on ya ass, and then u are like damn I have no comeback for that one. JAG loves her to death because of her photoshop abilities and so Sham calms her down by posting Gold Pants stuff.
Orie is normal util these MOFOs start trying to take my Lil Moonwalkers and gel, then I gotta cut a ho.
Limon - is the cousin that we found on Maury, cuz she was trying to tell Jermaine that he is her baby daddy. It could be possible cuz her baby got black slicked, fried, dyed and laid to the side hair.
