Even if Mike does it in his style, changing the lyrics means it's a different song altogether, whether it's Weird Al or
U Can't Touch This. Unless Mike performed any new lyrics in the original vocal arrangement, how would anybody know he was remaking
I Go To Work or
Rock Lobster? Also I mentioned
Revolution 9. How can Mike cover that one or even make a track like it? "Any song" also includes instrumentals & songs that only contain scatting. What could have Mike done with this to make it "100% better"?
It also wouldn't make much sense for Mike to do songs like
WAP by Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion,
I'm Every Woman by Chaka Khan, or
Latin Till I Die by Gerardo.