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L.J
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I did what? with my 1000th post??
The Aussie Approach to Sales
A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.
The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?"
The young man answered "Yeah, I was a salesman back home."
The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job.
His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?"
The Aussie said "One."
The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.
How much was the sale for?"
"124,237.64 pounds"
The manager choked and exclaimed "124,237.64 POUNDS" What the hell did you sell him?"
"Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x 4 Suzuki".
The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me.... a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?"
"No no no... he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said... 'Well, since your weekend's f....d, you might as well go fishing."
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The Aussie Approach to Sales
A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.
The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?"
The young man answered "Yeah, I was a salesman back home."
The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job.
His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?"
The Aussie said "One."
The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.
How much was the sale for?"
"124,237.64 pounds"
The manager choked and exclaimed "124,237.64 POUNDS" What the hell did you sell him?"
"Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x 4 Suzuki".
The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me.... a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?"
"No no no... he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said... 'Well, since your weekend's f....d, you might as well go fishing."
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smellyjw
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^ you one weird one LJ
L.J
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Ain't that just great????
would you want me any other way?? you just never know what I'm going to come up with next
L.J
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WAKE UP BOARD!!!
L.J NEEDS ENTERTAINING!!!!!!
...*ahem*
L.J NEEDS ENTERTAINING!!!!!!
...*ahem*
smellyjw
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meh its just you 
why would anyone bother :lol:
why would anyone bother :lol:L.J
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*sharp intake of breath*
well I never!!!
smellyjw
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bite me!
now answer the god damn question
now answer the god damn question
L.J
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ok! ok! ok!
Yes I do take sugar with my coffee....... is that so wrong?
happy?
Yes I do take sugar with my coffee....... is that so wrong?
happy?
FUJON
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RT: it's just another part of me :lol:
Helen_S
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Hello
Goodbye
Goodbye
smellyjw
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dont leave us helen
L.J
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What dya mean goodbye?
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oh no he's going to cry!!
smellyjw
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night all bed time for me unfortuanately! hey make sure you check out LJ's posts on the joke thread friggen hillarious!
ahaha helens back do do, do do i see you
ahaha helens back
do do, do do i see you Helen_S
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:lol:
FUJON
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i think - i need to spend more time in bed now
L.J
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OOOOhhh myyy look at the time....---------> 1:10am!
I think it's time I hit the sack! :yes:
night all!
I think it's time I hit the sack! :yes:
night all!
MoOnWaLkEr789
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:lol: ^
Random question: who here plays an instrument?
Random question: who here plays an instrument?
Helen_S
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:lol: :lol:
MoOnWaLkEr789
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LMAOOO...ok fine
Does anyone here play a MUSICAL!!!!!!! instrument
:lol:
Does anyone here play a MUSICAL!!!!!!! instrument
:lol:
MoOnWaLkEr789
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Well, you do a fantastic job at that!
Haha, I've damaged so much sound equiptment in my house listening to that darn megamix :lol:
Haha, I've damaged so much sound equiptment in my house listening to that darn megamix
:lol:~Lindsey~
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where is every1? :blink:
MoOnWaLkEr789
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:sarmoti
It's finally warming up here! WOOT! It's been soooo bloody cold :lol:
It's finally warming up here! WOOT! It's been soooo bloody cold :lol: