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i'm going for: ice cream, lemonade, juice, chocolate & etc some sweetnesses to shop :D
 
*sings in Invincible tune* I'M - IN - VI - SI - BLE

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I have gone :crazy

OMG I forgot I just brushed my teeth. :eek: I was going to brush it again. :doh:

i'm going for: ice cream, lemonade, juice, chocolate & etc some sweetnesses to shop :D
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Can I come??? :D

Hey smelly, you said you wanted coffee. But coffee will keep you awake. You need to go sleep, girl. :p You spend way too much time on here spamming all the threads.
 
Hey smelly, you said you wanted coffee. But coffee will keep you awake. You need to go sleep, girl. :p You spend way too much time on here spamming all the threads.
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:eek: ahahah yeah right! *coughbullshitcough*
 
ok Smelly one pressured me into sharing some jokes :p on here instead of the joke thread... :rolleyes:

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Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."

Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

"Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."
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A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and say that he had found a frog.

The teacher asked, "Is the frog alive or dead?"

The student replied, "It's dead."

The teacher asked, "How do you know for sure?"

The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."

Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, Psst and it didn't move. So, it must be dead."
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I'm colouring superman in and he now has red jocks ^_^
 
*hops and skips alongside FUJON on way to the ice-cream shop* Tra la la la la.
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we're be back later peeps
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and nooot sooon
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ok Smelly one pressured me into sharing some jokes :p on here instead of the joke thread... :rolleyes:

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Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."

Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

"Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."
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AHAHAHAHA :rollin: thats hillarious!
 
I got told there are too many of us on MJJF

so some of y'all will have to move aside to let me on!
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thankyou *bows again*... thankyou
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:rollin:


ummmm...ok, then!
 
Would that make you sleepy?
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don't know why, but i reminded this joke:

a man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father.
while there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra.
the man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?"
the nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep."
the man says, "And the Viagra?"
"Keeps him from falling out of bed."
 
a man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father.
while there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra.
the man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?"
the nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep."
the man says, "And the Viagra?"
"Keeps him from falling out of bed."
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:rofl:


and if he did fall out of bed....... it would be a hard landing... :rofl:



*boom tish*



:lol:
 
ooo blood on the dance floor!

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and if he did fall out of bed....... it would be a hard landing... :rofl:
*boom tish*
:lol:
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ahahahahah :rollin: totally classic! your too funny and i could just imagine you doing the movements although you were on the drums too! :lol:
 
Oooooook I'm going to bed but before I got to sleep one more joke for my fav peoples ^_^


Gay Bar Blues

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and placed the same order for drinks.

When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said "Darn! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."


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ok and with that I say good night to you all

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Deffo don't like the new Superman idea :no: absolute stupidity, despte the fact that it is dedicated to The Reeves.
 
The new superman looks chunky, not hunky. :pth:
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The things I noticed are:

1. The new guy looks younger, did he have a facelift on his journey back to Earth?
2. Chris Reeves Superman does not have the "S" symbol on his belt, the new guy does.
3. The "S" symbol on the chest of the outfit is much less dominant on the new guy as it was with Chris
4. The Cape is less wide
5. Just looks crap in general. The worse thing is that kids are gonna watch this and he'll be the Superman of that generation while Chris will be forgotten or treated as a bad joke.
 
5. Just looks crap in general. The worse thing is that kids are gonna watch this and he'll be the Superman of that generation while Chris will be forgotten or treated as a bad joke.
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Exactly! Just like the legends in other entertainment areas are gonna be ignored!! :ranting *coughMichaelJacksoncough*
 
my my hasnt this thread grown :huh:

this superman suit sucks ass

they shouldnt of had touched the original

so far in all these comic book movies the only people who have got the costumes right are Spawn, Spiderman AND Batman

i'm personaly convinced that this film will drop on its ass because of the stupid costume, it aint gonna appeal much espcialy comic book readers

furthermore it aint gonna attract young audiences cos the suit is not cool
 
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