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How many do you have to eat for your pee and poo to go blue? Only my lips tongue and teeth have ever gone blue.
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I dunno :blush: I kinda lost count :innocent: ... we were kids... crazy kids and we were experimenting :lol:

i passed out at work again today :mellow:
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geez I hope you're better now :flowers:
 
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geez I hope you're better now :flowers:
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i feel better now, i just went and had a two hour nap :lol: wooo and Paul rang me right as i put my head on the pillow and told me that i get tomorrow off! WOOOOOOO! :wild:
 
lol LJ.

Yeah, just about every single member has a go at me behind my back and sometimes (after a few drinks, to my face). Always the same old crap and when they see that doesn't get to me they pull out the MJ ""jokes"".

I remember at a party last year (celeste, roz you know alll about this) but in retaliation to several constant comments from one cousin I snapped and said (in front of a packed public house) "at least I wasn't caught with my penis in a milk bottle like you!" (true story). Oh I felt better.
 
lol LJ.

Yeah, just about every single member has a go at me behind my back and sometimes (after a few drinks, to my face). Always the same old crap and when they see that doesn't get to me they pull out the MJ ""jokes"".

I remember at a party last year (celeste, roz you know alll about this) but in retaliation to several constant comments from one cousin I snapped and said (in front of a packed public house) "at least I wasn't caught with my penis in a milk bottle like you!" (true story). Oh I felt better.
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ahahaha :rollin:

Suck it!... no wait that's what the bottle was doing


Some family members suck.... my uncle was so disappointed that I was going to university (he thought only his kids would be good enough for uni) ... he's always treated my family like crap cause he looks down at my mum cause she's just a "house mum" I'm waiting for him to say something to my face cause I got a whole lotta nice things to say to him.... anyway he was that upset that i was considering uni that he got into my grandma's ear and told her that I shouldn't go to uni and that i should just try and get a job..... he told her I could earn $56,000 in my first year of any job... she believed him :doh:

They both hunted me down and told me that... i pissed myself laughing in front of them ... ( me laughin at them = being rude and disrespectful)

I stopped laughing long enough to ask which law firm was going to give me my first job so I could earn that much cash in one year :rollin:

they were so flustered they left me alone (them flustered = them embaressed that I a mere teenager at the time knew more about salary levels than they did) :rofl:




Wow waaaaaaaaaay too much typing :ermm:
 
:lol: @ Em and LJ :lol: oh man, i remember when you told me that i laughed soo hard Em.

now LJ take this friggen container of pineapple away before i eat it all! :mellow:

the worst thing about my family, is that its common place to pay me out about not haveing a bf. ive sort of become imune to it, but only from my closest family. like mum, sister, and their partners. anyone else nope cant handle it. i mean seriously what business is it of theirs?
 
:lol: @ LJ and yep I know what you mean Celeste.

I mean yesterday I was minding my own business, already a bit sad about not being able to go to London and bang! another kick from people who really shouldn't, esp considering all the stuff I've done for them in the past.
 
:lol: @ Em and LJ :lol: oh man, i remember when you told me that i laughed soo hard Em.

now LJ take this friggen container of pineapple away before i eat it all! :mellow:

the worst thing about my family, is that its common place to pay me out about not haveing a bf. ive sort of become imune to it, but only from my closest family. like mum, sister, and their partners. anyone else nope cant handle it. i mean seriously what business is it of theirs?
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smelly just tell what I say... "Oh I haven't introduced you to him because I have a different one each week... and I didn't want to bother you with trying to remember their names... cause I have trouble remembering their names too"


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I got pineapple!!!

*points to bowl*

pineapplenk4.jpg



^_^
 
smelly just tell what I say... "Oh I haven't introduced you to him because I have a different one each week... and I didn't want to bother you with trying to remember their names... cause I have trouble remembering their names too"
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AHAHAHHAHAHA classic! i'll have to try and remember that one ;) :lol: oh god just imaging their reaction!

I got pineapple!!!

*points to bowl*

pineapplenk4.jpg

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:pth: yours is crappy tin stuff! mine was proper! :D
 
AHAHAHHAHAHA classic! i'll have to try and remember that one ;) :lol: oh god just imaging their reaction!
:pth: yours is crappy tin stuff! mine was proper! :D
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heh heh hope ya do remember it ... :p

I can't help it was tin stuff I had to work with what I had :(
 
Please, never put pineapple in this thread again :cry:

Well As you can see I didn't die :no:

I survived and the kids said I was great and the teacher I was with today (not the pickle) said I did really well :wild:
So now it's all over, I can apply for jobs and not worry about bouncing back and forth from schools :D[/b]
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Yay, great :D

I remember at a party last year (celeste, roz you know alll about this) but in retaliation to several constant comments from one cousin I snapped and said (in front of a packed public house) "at least I wasn't caught with my penis in a milk bottle like you!" (true story). Oh I felt better.
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smelly just tell what I say... "Oh I haven't introduced you to him because I have a different one each week... and I didn't want to bother you with trying to remember their names... cause I have trouble remembering their names too"[/b]
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:lol: :rollin:
 
yeah :(


I hate being allergic to stuff

glad I'm only allergic to alcohol though :D




*looks for a replacement drink*




RED CORDIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo:
 
No, I'm not allergic Smelly, it just makes me wanna chuck, yuck
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Random thought: "Raindrops keep falling on my head.." :trish:
 
well that was one of the longest emails ive written about absolutely nothing! :lol:

catch ya tomorrow peoples :D wooo got the day off! well get to go to classes for the first time in 2 months so hopefully ill be around :)

night *waves*
 
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