The Epic Thread of Random-ness [MERGED]

i swear the ps2 games are dieing for me :mellow: there not so thrilling anymore :no:
 
If you're passing out every 20-30 seconds, does that mean you're tired? been doing that all day.
 
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a
fool at the other.
Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more
popular than a five day test.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a
woman gains her master
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
feminine water-power ..
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually
do.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into
a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See
I am not injured yet."
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails......!

:rollin:
 
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a
fool at the other.
Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more
popular than a five day test.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a
woman gains her master
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
feminine water-power ..
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually
do.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into
a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See
I am not injured yet."
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails......!

:rollin:
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LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: only Roshan could find and post such a thing :rofl:
 
i just finished watching captain EO for the first time and it was awsome i loved that smile at the end it was sooooooo cute that is now officially my fav smile of mike's! soooooooo cute awwwwwwww
 
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