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So it was obvious to me that MJ would return on little ol Uri's show.
After all MJ had a falling out with Uri (he couldnt trust him).
Uri said that the guest would be there next week and that Michael was 99% dead.
So did anybody turn up on Uri's show or was he just talking crap?
More to do with the fact that he deliberately tried to convince us that it would be MJ - down to hiring impersonators for the show etc.
Pathetic man.
Uri said that his guest isnt coming today because it would scare the children (?) Then started to talk about receiving a lot of messages whether his guest is MJ. He said MJ is 99 % dead, but there is 1 % possibility that he´s alive.
There are lots of MJ impersonators in the audience.
Joker will not perform today. He said he´s not performing today, but it´s his show (? could he be representing MJ -metaphore)
The lawyer's response was very ironic. It was not a serious response. :doh:found at one of the"hoaxers" web-sites:
http://www.lawguru.com/legal-questions/california-criminal-law/answering-question-friday-michael-jackson-160681102/a
Hello again,
I want to thank you all for answering my question Friday regarding
Michael Jackson faking his death.
Your answers were very helpful and also made me chuckle!
My 16 yr old daughter is starting to come to her senses regarding this .
But there are still some things that she is believing in...
if you could answer a couple more questions for me,
I believe that we will be able to put this Michael Jackson thing behind us
and our family can get back to normal.
For one she thinks that because on some documents
he is listed as Michael Jackson ,
some as Michael Joe Jackson and some as Michael Joseph Jackson
that he would not be held liable for any hoax related crimes
if his legal middle name is Joe instead of Joseph..
I have tried to explain to her that all 3 names would be recognized by the court as the same person.
Also she thinks that MJ would not be held responsible
for his estate making money,
because he didn't force the fans to buy the cd's, movie tickets...etc.
Wouldn't he still be held liable for profiting from a faked death?
She lastly believes that if this isn't a hoax for a huge comeback,
which I think she is now seeing how that couldn't be possible without legal ramifications,
she believes that the government is helping MJ in the witness protection program to help expose Drug Companies,
and that if he had is life threatened twice, that it is legal to fake your death.
As you can see, the imagination of a teenage girl is very vivid,
but she is starting to see the light with your legal help.
I know that you are quite busy and this is such a silly question, so I really want to thank you for your help!
Tired Mom
10/05/09, 4:10 pm
Answer from the Lawyer....
Holy cow. Your daughter would do well to devote half the time to her studies as she does to the crazy conspiracy theories.
Okay - for you, Tired Mom - I'll address the questions in order, but only if you promise me your daughter will let this go.
The name thing -
My legal name is Joseph. Only my mom, when she's mad, calls me Joseph. Everybody calls me Joe. Guess what? I'm still the same person. If "Joe" gets a speeding ticket, "Joseph" is also in trouble. I can't fight the ticket just because it says "Joe."
The civil liability for faking his death -
No, he didn't force his fans to buy CDs, but if he intentionally did something, like say, fake his death, to drive up sales, then he's falsely advertised the scarcity of his music, creating a false market for his products. He would be exposed to massive lawsuits for the profits gained by a buying frenzy now that he's dead. By the way... he IS dead.
The Government is in on it... -
Yeah. They've got him in witness protection. I'm sure he'd be a star witness in any case they ever built against anyone.
No, you may not fake your death because you've been threatened once, twice or a million times.
So - we're all agreed then? Michael Joe/Joseph Jackson is dead. R.I.P. Michael. He's not in hiding, he will NOT be holding a comeback tour and it's now time for some other obsession.
Get some rest, Mom.
Joe Dane
Law Office of Joe Dane
850 E. Chapman Ave., Suite C
Orange, CA 92866
The mouth is strange and the ear is very large. :doh: Uri joking. -_-MJ Impersonator @ Uri's:
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Hi everyone,
is just got back from the live Uri Geller show. And indeed ; nothing happened!!!
I came in the studio's and we had to go to the second floor so me and my friend were standing there and i saw something like Mj... LOL.. but It were 3 look-a-likes... I was totally in shock cause I really thought tonight was THE night!.. (the look a likes came from 'Move Like Michael Jackson' another Tv programme in Holland)
So weall got our seats and everything then Uri walked up (we werent live already, it was before the show) he said ; HI UHM.. HEY ITS MICHAEL JACKSON!!" and he pointed towards the audience so we all stood up and looked... and yes, lol ; the look-alikes- again!! But he didnt say anything about his 'mistery guest' then..
So then the show went Live and Uri began to talk about the 'guest' and unfortunatly he couldnt show up because he didnt want kids to see ... (i dont know what lol) Because he/she was HUGELY controversial.. and there would have been too much questions about him.... (i still thought about mj)
Then he said ; after last week, a lottt of people messaged me if it could be Michael Jackson (well i remember my email to him asking it and he just sent back ; no questions answered) And he then said like he's 99% sure he's gone, but still that 1% that he could be alive.
So... i was there live in the audience.. experienced everything... The show was kind of a dissapointment (sorry uri ) .. Of course I kind of wanted to go home after he said noboby would come to the show.
I know it's not his fault, but this is the second time he says something BIG will happen on the show and also the second time nothing happened![]()
Never mind lol.. i hope you can understand me![]()
"and he misses them" !???
when is that clip from? who is she talking about?
How would anyone know? maybe u should ask Joe![]()
Why the hell would they put a poll? They better not be messing with us!!!
Why the TMZ play the 2 sides: believers and non-believers. :bugeyedWhy the hell would they put a poll? They better not be messing with us!!!