Aaaaahhhh....Michael quotes!!! One of my favorite topics!! He can be so funny!!! And what I love the most about it all is that you really get a glimpse of what he is like. He really seems to be extremely funny and a lot of fun to be around and like someone else mentioned too...he must have one wicked sense of humor and I love it!! I love seeing a bit of an "attitude" coming out sometimes ("Back up!!! Ah...what a schmuck!!! Dimwit!!!! This is how you back up okay!!!" :toofunny: ) and I love the "sarcasm" ("I LOVE to tour"...:toofunny
. His sense of humor seems so similar to mine, I think we'd just keep laughing if we ever got together!!:toofunny:
I'm sorry but.... Bashir asking MJ about plastic surgery. He went on and on about all this stuff he supposedly did and he was like "your lips have changed. And in a way I can understand it," and MJ was like "But I'm happy with my lips," Bashir was like "no not about the lips specifically"
Love that part...MJ's such a smart azz sometimes lol
Yeah that was funny!! :toofunny: And what about MJ looking at his hand and making a fist and looking all PISSED OFF and like he'S about to punch Bashir...I LOVE that part!!! Or when he sort of gets up and it looks liek he's about to get up and leave!! And I always think he really SHOULD have!!! Bashir was so OBSESSED with his face, he was being such an IGNORANT FOO', and he was totally out of line and the interview wasn't getting anywhere...MJ really should have just gotten up and leave Bashir there alone. If I would have been there, I think someone would have needed to hold me back or hold a hand in front of my mouth because when ever I watch that footage I get so pissed off I just wanna stop the interview and tell Bashir to stop asking such STUPID questions and stop making fun of Michael!!!
It's not exactly a phrase ... but When Michael was grooving to "Ignition" in the SUV with Brett Ratner on PHM. MAAAAAAAAAAAN I love that!!
I LOOOOOVE that part!!!!
I like when MJ was working with Chris Tucker and he had say in PHM "It's hard working with Chris Tucker, cuz his eyes just pop outta his head, cuz he's so funny..." And then in the vid he couldnt stop laughing and CT was making up lines to the chinese chef and all Mike did was wave his hand to him...and they couldnt stop laughing lol
I looove Michael's laugh...He's howling like a hyena with Chris in the end because he is laughing so much!! I LOVE THAT!!! I wonder if MJ ever "cries" when he is laughing really hard because I ALWAYS do that! :toofunny:
I think for me the most funniest is when Mike can't even get a funny/witty answer out in the first place because he's too busy laughing, ie Japanese interview, that one cracks me up .
YEEEEEEAAAAHHH!!! The Japanese giggle interview!! It's PRICELESS!!! I always start laughing myself when I watch it!! I loooove it!!!
How about when he said, refering to Latoya, "Ive got an idiot for a sister, folks..." That had me laughing.
I love that part!! When LaToya is like "Oh...I thought you meant the horrible dreams I had"...That's like me...Totally misunderstanding some question!! And when Latoya is saying it's cold outside and MJ is like "HOW CAN YOU SAY IT'S COLD??!!! It's MAGIC!!!" And he keeps using the word "magic" like a million times...EVERYTHING is "magic" to him during that interview...:toofunny:
MJ is so good with that dead on face though. I mean I know the 'i love to tour' thing was discussed to death but when i first saw it, that through me for a TOTAL loop, I had to be rollin on that for DAYS and the comedic effect BUILT UP to it too!
I mean first u got MJ RANTING over footage of MJ smiling having a good time at shows, fans going crazy, all that good stuff. But MJ's going on and on "you're going from country to country, you're tired, you don't get any breaks, you can't sleep" IT SUCKS basically. Then the director was like 'naaaaaw that ain't gonna work" Mike was straight TRIPPIN lol. He is way too honest some times lol
He was like "but I don't LIKE to, i go THROUGH HELL!" LMAO DAMN MIKE! Hell is a pretty strong word, If anyone QUESTIONS mj's feelings about touring i think that did it right there. lol
So next scene, they tell him to lighten up...A BIT. Not do a total 360 turn!
He looks straight in the camera, SERIOUS DEAD ON face, and says, "I LOVE TO TOUR"
I mean when I first saw that i was on THE FLOOR. Sometimes when i see that footage now, it has to be the FUNNIEST punchline MJ's EVER given. And when he said "why are ya'll laughing i was about to get into it", the thing was, HE really WAS gonna get into it! I bet he was just gonna ramble on with a SERIOUS face about "I love to tour. Touring is magical. Touring just ignites a fire inside of me that can only be compared to the gestation process of birth"
OMG!!! :toofunny: The funny thing is...I can totally see him say that! :toofunny:
It isn't a phrase from MJ, but in the LWMJ interview when he's at the store shopping and one from the grew says to him, "if you can't keep the track of your cart, you shouldn't shop".
Yeah, that was funny!! Or when he throws the frisbee or whatever into the shelf and things fall down and then someone goes "You gotta buy that!!" and MJ just runs away like "Oooh..I didn't do anything...!!" :innocent: :toofunny:
You know what would be really cool is to accumulate as many good MJ ebonics clips as possible and someone with the talent create a video montage. That would be awesome and cute. Does anyone know anyone that does good editing and produces wonderful fan videos? tell them this idea. Isn't it original?
That's a GREAT idea!!!! That woudl be FABULOUS!!!
OK from the 1994 Deposition (not the mexican one in 93 but the OTHER one). I'm listening to it now and i GOTTA rant lol.
Its Sooooooooo funny. This chick is trying to ask him where he thinks some guy got a copy of the dangerous demo or whatever, and he's basically saying that dude could have made a copy, could have got it from the vaults, could have got it from the studio. MJ's such a smart azz cuz u can tell he's getting a bit frustrated. MJ says "Look, what i do is I come to the studio, i WORK on my songs, and then I LEAVE. I dunno WHERE they put them." The way he said it had such a HINT of attitude lol
And from there it just gets worse and even funnier...Like to one question about if he said something in a past deposition he was like "I have NO idea" and i could just SEE him roll his eyes the way he said it.And because he said he had no idea, the lady went straight to, without any transition, "Referring to Mr. Jackson's deposition on paaggee..." And MJ LAUGHS at that when she says it Oh man oh man lol
They play part of the song that they claim MJ stole from and MJ's "Dangerous" song back to back. Then this chick asks him...
"Now Mr. Jackson do u hear anything similar between those 4 bars played for us?"
MJ's like, "Yes."
She's like "And what was that?"
Mj's like......"Well, we're both sayin' Dangerous" GENIUS!
Most of this deposition was pretty cool cuz he goes in depth about his creative process just like in the Ebony interview. (Thanks wannabe for sharing it, I think it was you right? LOL) Even though the judge was straight mean to him at the end saying that he wasn't answering the question, MJ's like "I'm explaining the situation", judge says "just answer the question" MJs like "I'm answering the question" Judge is like "you're NOT" and Mike's like "i'm TRYING" and the judge says, "you're FAILING. Go." .....And Michael laughs at it lol. That was crazy bogus lol.
Oh yeah the DEPOSITION!!!! I haven't seen all of it, but the parts I saw were really cool. Some funny parts in them too. And I really admire MJ's patience!!! When they go "What's your name?" MJ: Michael Jackson..."What's your occupation?" It's like "Is there anyone in the world who DOESN'T know what he does...?!" The deposition is FULL of such STUPID questions....I would have been tempted to get really sarcastic if they woudl have asked me them...I bet MJ had more than one sarcastic answers ready in his mind, but he couldn't use them because it was a legal thing...But I mean, questions like "In your statement in 1986...on page 126,853.....line 187264643....You said: "blah blah blah blaaah"..." What did you mean by it?. It's like "Oh yeah...and if I ask you about something you said YEARS ago and what you meant by it....you will remember that too? Right?!" Sheesh! And then MJ TRYING to explain what he means and they are going "No...answer the question...!" and MJ tries and they go" That was not the question"...Ah...poor Michael!!!
^Yeah well, he was cursin' his cousin out who was holding the camera,
I also like this line: "Shut up, you big fathead rascal..." Wow, I sure dont want to annoy him!
He was just showing some attitude, and it wasn't meant to be mean.... I like seeing him with a bit of an "attitude". (But only when it's with people he knows well....I wouldn't like to see him be rude to someone really...)
I love this one from Barbara Walters interview 1997
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There's a time when you like to be in private, when you put your pajama's, go to sleep.. cut off the light.. ching! ching! and lay down"
It always makes me laugh how he demonstrates "ching ching" and "lay down"
Oh yeah, that was soooo funnny!!!! "They follow you on scooters *wwwwhhhrrrrrmmmmmmmm*"...."Like slide a camera under the toilet and go *tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk* you go Oh my God!!!" :toofunny:
What about when they asked him if he suffers from memory loss (or something along those lines) and MJ's answer was...."Not that I remember"!!! That one was PRICELESS!! :toofunny:
