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VERY NIIIICE

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:toofunny: My fave!!!
 
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You're going to get me in SERIOUS trouble, girl.

A. Yes, he really does, but he has more of Mikey's original nose, but not quite as wide. A nice little nose... kinda like Thriller Mikey's nose. He is ****** HAWT, and he KNOWS it. Girls are CONSTANTLY throwing themselves at him. :smilerolleyes:

B. UUuuummm... let's just say that he works in a "Very Sexual Environment." :p

C. Yes, we are both half filipino and half white. Our mommy is filipina and our daddy is a whitey, LOL. OOOoohhh boy... and YES... short, feisty girls seem to be his favorite for some damn reason. I don't understand that because the boy is 6'3" and he ALWAYS dates girls that are 5'4" or shorter. :doh: And yes... he loves the BIG bewbies, of course. :D

Baaa ha ha! I would NEVER say this stuff about my brother!!! I'd be like, yeah, he's alright I guess? :scratch:
 
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You're going to get me in SERIOUS trouble, girl.

A. Yes, he really does, but he has more of Mikey's original nose, but not quite as wide. A nice little nose... kinda like Thriller Mikey's nose. He is ****** HAWT, and he KNOWS it. Girls are CONSTANTLY throwing themselves at him. :smilerolleyes:

B. UUuuummm... let's just say that he works in a "Very Sexual Environment." :p

C. Yes, we are both half filipino and half white. Our mommy is filipina and our daddy is a whitey, LOL. OOOoohhh boy... and YES... short, feisty girls seem to be his favorite for some damn reason. I don't understand that because the boy is 6'3" and he ALWAYS dates girls that are 5'4" or shorter. :doh: And yes... he loves the BIG bewbies, of course. :D

a. thriller nose was just fine with me! awww, so he's a pimp/player? :( guess i can't expect him to ACT like Michael just cuz he looks like him :weeping: was already strange enough that mj was soooo FINE and wasn't a dog
b. that part sounds suspect, lmao
c. lol, i'm 5'1 and 50% of my bfs have been exactly 6'4. some reason that height just works :lol: 34DD here!
 
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Uh YES! I was like inappropriate laughing Brenda! Pipe down! Mike need a kind word and some sympathy not your damn cackling. JeeZ!

Ugh agreed! He needed a much more sensitive friend.. a better listener.. when she said she saw him on MTV and that he 'looked good', I was like "are you kidding me, girl???" :bugeyed I'd hang up that phone so damn fast and be in his lap with my top off & whipped cream on my nips within SECONDS.
 
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a. thriller nose was just fine with me! awww, so he's a pimp/player? :( guess i can't expect him to ACT like Michael just cuz he looks like him :weeping: was already strange enough that mj was soooo FINE and wasn't a dog
b. that part sounds suspect, lmao
c. lol, i'm 5'1 and 50% of my bfs have been exactly 6'4. some reason that height just works :lol: 34DD here!

I'm sure MJ had a *little* dog in him.. I mean he WAS a man with tons of sexual energy oozing out of him.. we can't assume that he was a saint 100% of the time. I mean the way he acted with some of the girls at the Virgin signing was kinda dog-ish, haha.
 
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Hey Clara, the "Manhood" thread is here http://www.mjjcommunity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9121 It's a long ass thread though


Turkle. ;D

Wait.. is he getting a phone number? I can hardly hear what's going on.. what was that all about?

I almost dislike things like this.. you stand in line forever and a day to meet this guy and the bodyguards are holding you like you're a criminal or something. I don't like it! I do NOT like ppl I don't know touching me.

I agree. I would have taken it very personally. I've heard fans say that sometimes his security were friendly and sometimes they were jackasses. My God, let the fans have their moment with him, and if it looked like things were getting a little weird or out of control then pull them away. I wonder if that ever got on Michael's nerves.


It's that Joanna Thomae chick! -_- He was asking her where she was staying, and for her number. I dislike her.

God, I'd die if Michael asked me that. Oh man I'd be on cloud nine :love:


From what I've heard, she was a fan whom he had met and liked (I think she was around 20 at the time) and got her number. I heard she moved into Neverland but was caught having sex with an employee (by the name of Frank?) or something like that. Michael heard about it and banned her from Neverland. That's what I've heard, but I don't know if it's true. I know he liked her, but I dunno if they were really "together". I've heard different sides of the story. One is that he banned her because he thought it was inappropriate (being caught havings sex at Neverland) because kids were usually there and the other was that they were together at the time. But, this is only what I've heard.

I heard this too. She must've been out of her damn mind to cheat on MJ with some random Neverland worker.

I think she just wanted a sugar daddy, and didn't give two s***s about Mike. I'd never do that to him...ever.

Online shopping is a disease I tell you!.

Tell me about it. Those simple clicks addsz up. Makeup, skincare, CD's, and DVD's are my big things.



Oh yeah. I feel so bad for listening but those convos are the awesomest. I HATE that they are so hard to hear. I need to hear every word, every syllable, every little sigh and breath on the other end of the line. And I'll stop typing now. :mello:

I feel bad too, but I can't help it, I'm nosy :D



Heartbreak, I have all the convos. I just to know what the hell he says.

All I can find are the four that are put up on YouTube.



Is it just me though or did that Glenda chick sound SUPER weird?! She kept laughing at the oddest moments like when he was talking about his dad and she didn't know about a pretty well known Jackson 5 song... I was like, are you kidding me?! Where the hell did he find this kook?? :bugeyed

Oh my God yes, she was SO annoying and her voice was irritating! WTF did Michael get out of talking to her? If it would have been me I would have been so quiet and attentative :wub:
 
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I'm sure MJ had a *little* dog in him.. I mean he WAS a man with tons of sexual energy oozing out of him.. we can't assume that he was a saint 100% of the time. I mean the way he acted with some of the girls at the Virgin signing was kinda dog-ish, haha.

Lmao! Ironically, I'm watching the Virgin signing right now and I have to agree! :hysterical:
 
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Ugh agreed! He needed a much more sensitive friend.. a better listener.. when she said she saw him on MTV and that he 'looked good', I was like "are you kidding me, girl???" :bugeyed I'd hang up that phone so damn fast and be in his lap with my top off & whipped cream on my nips within SECONDS.

That is a sensitive friend van, kind, considerate, cream covered! :yes:

What kind of friend says I saw you on MTV!! I'd be pretending I wasn't bovved about the whole 'celeb' element, like I just see you as Michael, my friend... and all the while weedling my way into his life, his heart and HIS BED!!! Wa ha ha ha haaaa! :evil:
 
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Ugh agreed! He needed a much more sensitive friend.. a better listener.. when she said she saw him on MTV and that he 'looked good', I was like "are you kidding me, girl???" :bugeyed I'd hang up that phone so damn fast and be in his lap with my top off & whipped cream on my nips within SECONDS.


THAT WAS IT! There was a part where he was talking about the complete airbrushing of the cover of BAD and he was all I don't look that perfect and she was all well you looked good on the cover of Rolling Stone but you're not looking at the camera and some other nonsense she was babbling abt.

she was talking about this pic....

http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/2/1650/images/23053_lg.jpg

I wanted to be like "He's trying to TELL YOU SOMETHING!!! Why aren't you listening!!! He wants you to say that he's beautiful just the way he is!!!" ARGH! She was suuuuch a BOOB!!! :angry:

And I am TOTALLY ignoring your nipples and whipped cream comment. :lmao:
 
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I'm sure MJ had a *little* dog in him.. I mean he WAS a man with tons of sexual energy oozing out of him.. we can't assume that he was a saint 100% of the time. I mean the way he acted with some of the girls at the Virgin signing was kinda dog-ish, haha.

oh yeah, that's later mike...mike post lisa had a lot more dog in him...i'm reminiscing on MY mike :D 78-91 seemed like a good guy
 
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There's a youtube video where Manson is talking about the time he was mistaken for MJ :lol:
Yeah I saw that. :giggle: He's pretty interesting when he's just talking but I his music went to crap after the 90's when he was no longer "shocking."

Aaaah found this fanvid on youtube. This is one of my least favourite Manson songs but the editing is so good! You can't go wrong with Ghosts regardless...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpO6nRAkwNs

OK I'm really going now... hehe :bye:
 
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a. thriller nose was just fine with me! awww, so he's a pimp/player? :( guess i can't expect him to ACT like Michael just cuz he looks like him :weeping: was already strange enough that mj was soooo FINE and wasn't a dog
b. that part sounds suspect, lmao
c. lol, i'm 5'1 and 50% of my bfs have been exactly 6'4. some reason that height just works :lol: 34DD here!


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A. No, he pretty much grew out of the pimp/player age maybe a few years ago? He's EXTREMELY loyal when he is in a relationship. I'm pretty sure he gets that from our filipino side, LOL. It's the GIRLS that go GA-GA over him. That's why he knows he's HAWT. Girls won't STFU. He's not a dog.... but he does have a dirty mind like his Sis. :naughty:

B. No comment... but it's probably not what you're thinking. :lol:

C. Did I say he was 6'3"??? That's the height I like MY men to be, d'oh! He's actually 6'5". :yes:
 
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THAT WAS IT! There was a part where he was talking about the complete airbrushing of the cover of BAD and he was all I don't look that perfect and she was all well you looked good on the cover of Rolling Stone but you're not looking at the camera and some other nonsense she was babbling abt.

she was talking about this pic....

http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/2/1650/images/23053_lg.jpg

I wanted to be like "He's trying to TELL YOU SOMETHING!!! Why aren't you listening!!! He wants you to say that he's beautiful just the way he is!!!" ARGH! She was suuuuch a BOOB!!! :angry:

Sooooo annoying! I was like can't you see he's pouring his heart out to you!! She was not saying the right stuff, not paying attention!
 
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That is a sensitive friend van, kind, considerate, cream covered! :yes:

:lmao: yes, cream covered is KEY to a successful friendship.

THAT WAS IT! There was a part where he was talking about the complete airbrushing of the cover of BAD and he was all I don't look that perfect and she was all well you looked good on the cover of Rolling Stone but you're not looking at the camera and some other nonsense she was babbling abt.

she was talking about this pic....

http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/2/1650/images/23053_lg.jpg

I wanted to be like "He's trying to TELL YOU SOMETHING!!! Why aren't you listening!!! He wants you to say that he's beautiful just the way he is!!!" ARGH! She was suuuuch a BOOB!!! :angry:

And I am TOTALLY ignoring your nipples and whipped cream comment. :lmao:

hahaha

Ughhh there were several times in the conversation where he was clearly giving her an open invitation to compliment him and she just completely missed the boat! I got SOO angry listening to those calls!
And there was like a 2 minute awkward silence.. I felt awkward with how long that silence was and I wasn't even part of that dang conversation! I seriously don't know what they had in common. He seemed to just really need someone to pour his heart out to, and she just reacted HORRIBLY! :angry:

Best part was when he was talking about pink and shriveled up penises :D

oh yeah, that's later mike...mike post lisa had a lot more dog in him...i'm reminiscing on MY mike :D 78-91 seemed like a good guy

But of course, my bad :D

Yeah I saw that. :giggle: He's pretty interesting when he's just talking but I his music went to crap after the 90's when he was no longer "shocking."

Aaaah found this fanvid on youtube. This is one of my least favourite Manson songs but the editing is so good! You can't go wrong with Ghosts regardless...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpO6nRAkwNs

OK I'm really going now... hehe :bye:

I *kinda* liked Manson when he came out with the assless pants and boobs, that was interesting :D
 
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:D

A. No, he pretty much grew out of the pimp/player age maybe a few years ago? He's EXTREMELY loyal when he is in a relationship. I'm pretty sure he gets that from our filipino side, LOL. It's the GIRLS that go GA-GA over him. That's why he knows he's HAWT. Girls won't STFU. He's not a dog.... but he does have a dirty mind like his Sis. :naughty:

B. No comment... but it's probably not what you're thinking. :lol:

C. Did I say he was 6'3"??? That's the height I like MY men to be, d'oh! He's actually 6'5". :yes:

a. SCORE! what airport should i fly into? i'm goodwifey material, and you already like me, so there's that ;) :lol: college educated, fun, can bake...wtf is not to like?
b. bwahaha, very intrigued now! pm me what he does!
c. :stretcher:
 
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Ughhh there were several times in the conversation where he was clearly giving her an open invitation to compliment him and she just completely missed the boat! I got SOO angry listening to those calls!
And there was like a 2 minute awkward silence.. I felt awkward with how long that silence was and I wasn't even part of that dang conversation! I seriously don't know what they had in common. He seemed to just really need someone to pour his heart out to, and she just reacted HORRIBLY! :angry:

BINGO!!! And damn it I wanna talk about it some more but Imma have to PM you cause you know they dun like us talking bout the phone convos here.... the mods shut threads down about that in a MINUTE.

But in conclusion. I fell in love right there! Oh how I wish I had a time machine I would showed up at the hotel room like "I'm here Micahel! I'm here!!! Unload it all on me! All the stress, all the insecurities. I will listen! I'll make it all better!" I'd give him one of those "You're beautiful!!" He always gives to the audience at shows and stuff. Awwwwww. :girl_love:
 
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Oh I soooo agree with EVERYTHING you said! :wub:
But you're right, we best stop now before Momma lays down the big one.. sorry Momma :bugeyed What phone calls?!?!
 
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BINGO!!! And damn it I wanna talk about it some more but Imma have to PM you cause you know they dun like us talking bout the phone convos here.... the mods shut threads down about that in a MINUTE.

But in conclusion. I fell in love right there! Oh how I wish I had a time machine I would showed up at the hotel room like "I'm here Micahel! I'm here!!! Unload it all on me! All the stress, all the insecurities. I will listen! I'll make it all better!" I'd give him one of those "You're beautiful!!" He always gives to the audience at shows and stuff. Awwwwww. :girl_love:

I wanna come in the time machine tooooo! Maybe we can council mike in shifts?! Sigh. Sometimes it hits me how pointless this all is. Bums. :(
 
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Ughhh there were several times in the conversation where he was clearly giving her an open invitation to compliment him and she just completely missed the boat! I got SOO angry listening to those calls!
And there was like a 2 minute awkward silence.. I felt awkward with how long that silence was and I wasn't even part of that dang conversation! I seriously don't know what they had in common. He seemed to just really need someone to pour his heart out to, and she just reacted HORRIBLY! :angry:

she was a major douche......i was listening like how the **** did she befriend him? good lord mike picked horrible people to surround himself with. i'm like, i have really good friends, there was NO one he could have as a solid guy friend and a solid girl buddy? good lord
 
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I wanna come in the time machine tooooo! Maybe we can council mike in shifts?! Sigh. Sometimes it hits me how pointless this all is. Bums. :(

I know, I knooooooowww! It's all just so friggin heartbreaking! :no:
 
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Bye seren. :better:

That's it, I'm changing my mood thing back to sad. :no:
 
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I wanna come in the time machine tooooo! Maybe we can council mike in shifts?! Sigh. Sometimes it hits me how pointless this all is. Bums. :(

Don't remind us :weeping:

I hope in heaven we can all have one huge .. I can't say the word, but a sexual encounter involving many people...
 
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