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Callaendia said:
they have slippery tight clothes like a snake. You can't just tied them up. Against rules :nono:
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We don't need rope :mello:

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:weeping: we have a problem.....during shower mj with his smooth criminal ass escaped by morphing into a rocket from his "moonwalker" days. Our precinct has been indicted.

Judge BES residing, hearing case docket 77717
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defense attorney lims will be for the precinct
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we must prove that this smooth criminal is indeed lying about his civil rights being denied.
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Tom, burn all videos (or at least bury it for a while until after the case...double jeopardy and all ;) )

adore will be the court lady who types/records everything, hang on his every melodious word, the case depends on you!
 
Who's the prosecutor? :giggle:


"Ok so Mr Smooth Criminal before you morphed into the rocket, what happened?"

"Three horny bitches called BES Adoar Lim got into the shower with me using the excuse they want to wash down all the jam and ...:weeping::weeping::weeping::weeping: :weeping:"

"your honor BES, those are tears of happiness joy and extasy experienced by the defendant - uncomparable to all his previous experiences"
 
hmm....prosecutor.....who's up for the job? asking the hard hitting questions, like where his underwear disappeared to and can he get them back?
 
Adore said:
We don't need rope :mello:

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*you can see eyes of twins shine. They are interested in things you have in your hands. They look at each other and thinks they want to visit you one day in your house. They ask you if they can come. Will you agree?* ...

:ninja: :ninja:
 
BadEraSexy said:
hmm....prosecutor.....who's up for the job? asking the hard hitting questions, like where his underwear disappeared to and can he get them back?
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the defendant himself misplaced that piece of clothing as to seduce poor innocent police officers and then blame it on them.
:ninja: there was no sign of it in the video :ninja:

I can't do the defence side without the prosecution :giggle:
 
Limonali said:
the defendent themself misplaced that piece of clothing as to seduce poor innocent police officers and then blame it on them.
:ninja: there was no sign of it in the video :ninja:

I can't do the defence side without the prosecution :giggle:
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omg, see, THATS why we hired you for the defense! you are good ;) wait, im the judge, impartial i swear :innocent:

we need a PROSECUTOR!! who can ask the heavy hitting questions?

*points to the smooth criminal* you, in my chambers NOW, the city must find a prosecutor and I have some probing questions to ask you, they require IN-DEPTH analysis
 
baderasexy said:
omg, see, thats why we hired you for the defense! You are good ;) wait, im the judge, impartial i swear :innocent:

We need a prosecutor!! Who can ask the heavy hitting questions?

*points to the smooth criminal* you, in my chambers now, the city must find a prosecutor and i have some probing questions to ask you, they require in-depth analysis
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dies.
 
BadEraSexy said:
omg, see, THATS why we hired you for the defense! you are good ;) wait, im the judge, impartial i swear :innocent:

we need a PROSECUTOR!! who can ask the heavy hitting questions?

*points to the smooth criminal* you, in my chambers NOW, the city must find a prosecutor and I have some probing questions to ask you, they require IN-DEPTH analysis
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You sure need an assistance of a lawyer for those questions.


:D
 
Callaendia said:
*you can see eyes of twins shine. They are interested in things you have in your hands. They look at each other and thinks they want to visit you one day in your house. They ask you if they can come. Will you agree?* ...

:ninja: :ninja:
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!!!!!!!! *writes house address down for twins*
 
Bnd90 said:
omg callie :fear: *pounces* :evil:
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*morphs into black panther and jumps ahead into the room. Leaves twins to kiss and caress Britt. While they kiss they put a sleeping pill in her mouth. She falls asleep in the best way ever. Her dreams are ecstatic*

*Twins likes kissing... They look up for her address... *

'We will miss you. We will see you one day...' - *twins say*...

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BREAK I WILL BE BACK IN 15 MINS ;)
 
Calla would have been prosecutor since she can go toe to toe with lims, the defense, but i see she can't keep up :toofunny:

okay, prosecutor.....we may have to issue a mistrial......orie would be perfect prosecutor but that hht is late to court
 
BadEraSexy said:
Calla would have been prosecutor since she can go toe to toe with lims, the defense, but i see she can't keep up :toofunny:

okay, prosecutor.....we may have to issue a mistrial......orie would be perfect prosecutor but that hht is late to court
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Calla would be a good one cept she might get distracted by low flying shitting flies!
Orie on the other hand, that hooka would be a TOUGH COMPETITION.

:shades: bring it on momma :shades:
 
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