I'm so gulty in most of them :blush:
You're obsessed when:
You feel something is wrong if you don't listen at least once a day Michael's music.
Watch Thriller every time you can.
Spending more of the half of your salary/scholarship on Michael's stuff.
Cursing no matter who if it makes laugh or insults Michael.
Your pet's name is related to Michael (my dog's name is Janet :lol
You imagine that your doll or stuff animal is your son or daughter and Michael is the father.
If you have as ringtone Michael's beatbox (Who Is It) and only you think it's the one of the most beautiful for having as a ringtone while the rest thiks it's weird.
Screaming like crazy no matter what place if you see Michael (videos, stuff you don't have, because of TII, etc.)
Feeling Mikegasms :lol: while you listen Planet Earth.
Dreaming about him awake or sleep at least 10 times a month.
When you wear white socks.
When you think Michael is the only man on Earth that looks gorgeous in gold.
You had tried to draw Michael's eyes, autographe but you failed.
As an English learner I used to say to apologize "excuse me" now I say "pardon" because he says that a lot.
Thinking about him every day of the year.