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Jose CuervoChristmas Cookies


Read all the way to the end!

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila


Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl.


Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.


If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
a s....t. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.


Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas !

:giggle:
 
8701girl said:
But deep down i couldnt help but feel sad this xmas.....its not the same without mj :(
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I know how you feel. I couldn't help thinking about him and his children. I do it every year, always think of people who don't have their parents and family every year.
A couple of years ago there was a girl in my school who's Mum died on Xmas Eve and every year since that I just keep thinking about her and her family. I just can't imagine what it's like for them and that along with it marking 6 months doesn't make things easier. But it does make me appreciate that I do still have all my parents and family around.
 
I think Britt's drunk :giggle: Well I would be too if I'd just drank a bowl of Tequila :lol:
"Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again"
 
Kane said:
I know how you feel. I couldn't help thinking about him and his children. I do it every year, always think of people who don't have their parents and family every year.
A couple of years ago there was a girl in my school who's Mum died on Xmas Eve and every year since that I just keep thinking about her and her family. I just can't imagine what it's like for them and that along with it marking 6 months doesn't make things easier. But it does make me appreciate that I do still have all my parents and family around.
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I feel so bad for mjs kids, it kills me that they have to have xmas without mj now for the rest of their lives...its just not fair!


Its true what u say though, it does make u appericate life more.



Ummm brit u ok hun? too much xmas drinks im guessing...Mmmm :p
 
Byeee :bye:

"All by myself... Don't wanna be... All by myself... Anymore"
 
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