Appleheads!

[BadEraSexy]

lmao...omg, in a pissy mood aren't we london????

well lets see.....here, i'll let him shower me in the shower, deal? i won't even notice then and unless my friend looks like adriana lima, she getting dropkicked off the balcony. now where were we....come to mama baby, i likey the ponytail, the easier to grab my dear.

 

[Just a Girl]

get ready, ladies..
you barely knew this was coming..

you and your friend have loved this artist for what seems like your whole life!!

after his show, you stalk the hotel he is staying at, you go to every suite and knock on the doors

until HE opens the door

your friend and you freak!! YAY!! he invites you in, he was just watching PPV and having late night room service

you dine and you wine, you giggle and you touch each other playfully

now, it's time to go home or you can stay. your idol gives you a proposal

GET SHOWERED ON OR NOT??

:hysterical:

give it to me baby h34r:

 

[Hachi]

well thats depends...can i keep my mouth closed and can he clean me off afterwards? :shifty:

 

[london]

well thats depends...can i keep my mouth closed and can he clean me off afterwards? :shifty:

guuuuurl :friends:


@JAG
whatever you had tonight, you better have it again! :lmao:

 

[Just a Girl]

get ready, ladies..
you barely knew this was coming..

you and your friend have loved this artist for what seems like your whole life!!

after his show, you stalk the hotel he is staying at, you go to every suite and knock on the doors

until HE opens the door

your friend and you freak!! YAY!! he invites you in, he was just watching PPV and having late night room service

you dine and you wine, you giggle and you touch each other playfully

now, it's time to go home or you can stay. your idol gives you a proposal

GET SHOWERED ON OR NOT??

:hysterical:

MYAS~

get me the **** outtta there

 

[BadEraSexy]

give it to me baby h34r:

bwahahaha, thats a sexy ass nitey, jag

 

[Just a Girl]

guuuuurl :friends:


@JAG
whatever you had tonight, you better have it again! :lmao:

was .. the 3 letter word.. s e x :lol:

 

[london]

you are on holiday in italy, wandering the old cobblestone streets alone late one evening

you pass by this street performer

you catch his attention. he stops his performance and comes up to you. he chats you up.

back home you have a fiance who couldn't come with you because he was stocking boxes at macy's

you are high school sweethearts and you have promised your virginities to each other.

the street performer and you are hitting it off. you are in italy. alone. it's romantic. you're being romanced..

POP THE CHERRY OR WAIT FOR TRUE LOVE?

 

[Just a Girl]

you are on holiday in italy, wandering the old cobblestone streets alone late one evening

you pass by this street performer

you catch his attention. he stops his performance and comes up to you. he chats you up.

back home you have a fiance who couldn't come with you because he was stocking boxes at macy's

you are high school sweethearts and you have promised your virginities to each other.

the street performer and you are hitting it off. you are in italy. alone. it's romantic. you're being romanced..

POP THE CHERRY OR WAIT FOR TRUE LOVE?

h34r:

 

[Hachi]

wait wait wait.........so you tellin me i have this at home

and we aint done the dirty yet?!?!
gimmie tha damn street performer i need to unload my sexual frustrations somewhere

 

[BadEraSexy]

omg, he's ITALIAN??? and can SING??? and has a PONYTAIL??? omg omg..but if i've been saving my vcard with my boo....but if he's a virgin he won't know the difference, just say ouch.....okay.....um......decisions.........................................
.........................................
.........................................

POP


edit: OMG JAG, GET OUT MY HEAD

 

[Just a Girl]

you are on holiday in italy, wandering the old cobblestone streets alone late one evening

you pass by this street performer

you catch his attention. he stops his performance and comes up to you. he chats you up.

back home you have a fiance who couldn't come with you because he was stocking boxes at macy's

you are high school sweethearts and you have promised your virginities to each other.

the street performer and you are hitting it off. you are in italy. alone. it's romantic. you're being romanced..

POP THE CHERRY OR WAIT FOR TRUE LOVE?

MYAS~ gonna f*ck my true love right here:

takes street preformer

 

[london]

:hysterical: you girls are killing me :lmao:

 

[Just a Girl]

omg, he's ITALIAN??? and can SING??? and has a PONYTAIL??? omg omg..but if i've been saving my vcard with my boo....but if he's a virgin he won't know the difference, just say ouch.....okay.....um......decisions.........................................
.........................................
.........................................

POP


edit: OMG JAG, GET OUT MY HEAD

:lmao: girllll i like how you think !

 

[#1MJstan]

shakin' my ass to prepare him to get that cherry popped

 

[london]

it is your childhood best friend's wedding day! you are her maid of honor!

but, wait wait, everything's chaos! the groom is missing! your best friend has been stood up on her wedding day! she is hysterical and heartbroken and crying and panicked!

and now you get a text from this guy whom you met at a club a week ago

he tells you he is open this afternoon and he wants to see if you were interested in some chinese at home..

STAND YOUR BFF UP OR MISS OUT ON A SMOOTH CRIMINAL?

 

[london]

shakin' my ass to prepare him to get that cherry popped

it's too much!! :lol:



and omg poor thriller mike getting tossed over like cold lasagna!!

 

[#1MJstan]

um someone gonna be missing me at a wedding cuz i am going to go get bucket naked with my smooth criminal

 

[BadEraSexy]

oh man....well my best friend has been my best friend since 6th grade, so i can't leave her hanging on the most important day of her life, especially a RUINED one........but um......i won't be with her alllllllll nite

hell i'll even cook if it'll get him over there, i can throw down on some spaghetti. and don't let me bake, i'll really make it worth his while to show up just a lil later. my drawers would even be edible, yes indeed, make it worth pushing back the time

 

[#1MJstan]

my bff will be singing "GONE" by N'sync cuz that is what i will be...GONE

 

[london]

oh man....well my best friend has been my best friend since 6th grade, so i can't leave her hanging on the most important day of her life, especially a RUINED one........but um......i won't be with her alllllllll nite

hell i'll even cook if it'll get him over there, i can throw down on some spaghetti. and don't let me bake, i'll really make it worth his while to show up just a lil later. my drawers would even be edible, yes indeed, make it worth pushing back the time

lol, honey, while you were with your friend orie done already tapped it!! :lmao:

 

[Just a Girl]

find the missing groom and

his ass to your BFF so they can talk it out..

get my ass ready

and go get some

 

[#1MJstan]

letting him beat it up like a congo.... mama se mama sa....

 

[Just a Girl]

MYAS~gets BFF these and heads off with SC

 

[Hachi]

im sure she'd understand me ditching her on the worst day of her life after i show her the pics of my little after party :shifty:

 

[BadEraSexy]

lol, honey, while you were with your friend orie done already tapped it!! :lmao:

i aint worried....she can tap it first, i'll be tapping it last and forever

 

[london]

lollll true hoes, all of you! :clapping: LOL

except bes i guess :no:

ahhahahhahaha

 

[#1MJstan]

i will "hook" 4 MJ until the day i die

 

[Just a Girl]

someone say hoe?

 

[london]

very quick one.. lol

your mother who was left by your father 11 years ago for another woman, finally found herself a man and they are going to marry

ALLOW HIM TO BECOME YOUR STEPFATHER? :shifty: