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"Would you girlies like some coffee?
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Oh... oh GOD what are you doing??"

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twinsies!! and omg tom, i'll even shoot you a wink over the camera now for posting that ****** HIGH-larious gif
 
we do need coffee and donuts to keep our officers diet up......and someone to video tape......sounds good!

wait wait :weeping: you're gonna have us sued and arrested ourselves because you are a minor.....come back in 2 years boyo


ill be the camara girl :naughty:
that means i get to keep the tape
 
Ok if thats the case BES, can I be the little boy that walks past the window with his mum (apparantly trista :mello:) saying "What are they dooooooing to that maaaaaaan?" ?
 
STRIP SEARCH OMG WHERE DO WE START?????
Unbutton the shirt, Adore. Slowly, he might be hiding something in there.
BES? We need to approach and check if he has gun in his pockets!

Lets start our duties. Boring everyday life tasks! wow!!!

*sloooowwwwly unbuuuuttoooooonns*
:ph34r:

just another day in the office gurls, just another part of our civic duty.....it's a tough life, but someone has to lead it. adore, remember to bring the leg shackles from behind the desk for really unruly smooth criminals

we must film this for our.....evidence.....to prove no wrongdoing happened....that his rights weren't violated...again...and again......and again :stretcher

*reaches for leg shackles* :ph34r:

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choices, choices... :ph34r:
 
Did I tell you I graduated with a photography degree?

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Im there.

you present a good argument....you have a degree....i've been PWND...you have the job! adore, make this man a fake id please, saying he's 22. our asses are covered (figuratively and literally, mmm jelly donut)
 
you present a good argument....you have a degree....i've been PWND...you have the job! adore, make this man a fake id please, saying he's 22. our asses are covered (figuratively and literally, mmm jelly donut)

done and done :hi:

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Okkkkk I guess we are good ;)

BES tagteam partner put your moves slowly.
Adoar approach the zipper.
I will start applying jam on Mr Jackson to calm him down a lil :giggle:

Tom? you filming?

Make sure no strangers are allowed to get in.
We need to protect our asses.
Who's checking IDs?
 
Wow. Good job Adore. Will be allowed to unzip a bit ;)

Caramel boo, how's the interrogation going?
I keep tight so that he does not run away :hi:

*cough* adore...i see a lil frosting that got left right there on him....to the left...a lil lower....wanna clean him up a bit ;) you earned a RAISE i see

curly blonde boo, the questions are going along well, i was trying to get a RISE out of him and succeeded.....i have had to switch to morse code and am commencing to tap out the questions in dot dot lick formation
 
:mello:

im missing out on this?!? :bugeyed

Wait a minute, there's some epic MJ fondling going on and I'm not in on it? :weeping:

:lmao: look at you trying to get into a tagteam play!

:ninja: any ideas and applications for the appropriate roles need to be sent to BES as she is the director of the play :ninja:
 
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