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Ashley (LYMMJ) says:
People will be wondering YTF I'm molesting my iPod
*touch touch* "Oh yeah, you like that baby? You've been a naughty boy" *touch touch touch*
Holy F*CK!!!!!I don't think i'll ever be able to close my mouth again. OH THE DAMN TORTURE!!!!!!![]()
Oh and :waving: everyone :happy:
:lmao:
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:waving:
That was just the beginning. Get ready for this...
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whats the difference between tiger woods and santa?
santa stops after three HO's
why doesnt santa have any kids?
he only comes once a year
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fat cat :mello:
I used to have a cat called Fat Cat... It shed its hairs on my PSP the bastard :rant:
I know when you`ve been bad or good — so let’s skip the small talk,
sister.
Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
Some of my best toys run on batteries…
I see you when you’re sleeping - and you don’t wear any underwear, do you?
Screw the “nice” list — I’ve got you on my “nice AND naughty” list!
Wanna join the “Mile High” club?
That’s not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I’m just glad to see you!
I didn't know this existed. haha the sounds he makes are quite funny
Santas pick up lines...
:doh: I have no dignity![]()