Contempt Hearings

[Sophielo]

Anyway guys, you know I love Walgren as much as the next girl, but we really need to bring this thread back on topic.

 

[cinzia]

Awww, Mom...do we hafta??

I suppose in a roundabout way we could be considered to be on topic because by ignoring whathisname and heaping adulation on 'others' we are showing our contempt of him? Hm? what do you think, could this fly? No? Not exactly what you had in mind, you say? *sigh*

How 'bout this.

accompanied Dr. White to his contempt hearing before

With him was

Also in the court room were

 

[Severus Snape]

Anyway guys, you know I love Walgren as much as the next girl, but we really need to bring this thread back on topic.

This is srs u guyzzzzzzzzz.

THIS MAN'S WHOLE LIFE WAS ON THE LINE THAT DAY. DOES THAT NOT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?!?! (Admittedly, no).

So, this is the story:

Was notably surprised over the day's events.

Was with him, looking sexy as always.

Were EPIC.

Delivered justice on the swift wings of his gavel, while looking adorable as usual.

 

[bouee]

:clapping: Cinzia & Severus Snape ! Lol ! Thanks for getting back on topic ! (top pics ?)

 

[cinzia]

Yes! This is what we need! Illustrated Posts! Hmmmm...

Texas lawyer Matt Alford

,
is a partner of Ed Chernoff

According to his law firm bio he 'bleeds burnt orange'

due to his devotion to the Un. of Texas football and has a Texas pedigree unto the fifth generation:

He is described as 'having the most oratory'

He 'is the boisterous dandy of the firm. His dress is impeccable… always. If one were to visit his home unannounced one evening he might be wearing silk pajamas, Gucci's and sporting a pipe. But don't let the attire fool you. Matt is an intimidating bad ass.'

However since their motto is:

I don't understand why he ignored the summons from

and failed to appear...

 

[Severus Snape]

Originally,

was going to fine $1,000 for contempt. When

found out, he was very

cuz he didn't want to be

.

So

asked

to help him convince

to lower the fine pretty please with sugar on top...

put his persuasive skills to the test and, along with his sexy strut and swagger, convinced

to lower that fine to $250.

The End!

 

[xthunderx2]

you guys are funny,,thanks for making me :lmao:

 

[Sophielo]

Lol at the illustrated posts! Well, at least it's on topic

 

[Severus Snape]

Lol at the illustrated posts! Well, at least it's on topic

We should do a whole children's story book based around Doc White's contempt hearing LOL! And yes, "on topic" is my middle name!

 

[cinzia]

Dr. Paul White, a prominent anesthesiology researcher who testified that Jackson caused his own fatal overdose, apologized at a hearing for making the statement during testimony last month. He said he was an inexperienced witness who became confused about what he was allowed to tell jurors. ..(Here he demonstrates the length of his ... attention span... )

.White was warned by

before taking the stand that he could not tell jurors what Murray had told him and should refer only to information contained in a police interview. During a contentious cross-examination, White repeatedly referenced his talks with Murray despite warnings from

and .

(Afterwards, a visibly agitated DDA demonstrated the length of his..

..attention span and said white had gotten off easy as his was so short...):bugeyed

 

[8701girl]

(Afterwards, a visibly agitated DDA demonstrated the length of his..

..attention span and said white had gotten off easy as his was so short...)

What do u mean by he said " whte had gotten off easy as his was so short".......:scratch:

 

[Severus Snape]

(OMG I just noticed Flanny's wearing a pinstripe suit in that one photograph I posted!!!! -melts-)

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT anyway... Back on topic!!!

Despite being saved from a sh-tty situation by

, who always seems to have to help him out of the huge holes he digs himself into,

was still notably

over why he had to pay any

at all...

No matter how much he

'ed for the court to have mercy on his soul,

was set on fining him for

thought this was mean and unfair (

), to which

said, "what did you expect?"

...And that is what happened, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

 

[8701girl]

was set on fining him for

:lol: Well at least white got the chance to have pizza's lol

 

[Severus Snape]

^No, that's not the way that works.

has to buy

a

, and give him

and

x 50.

He also owes

a

for helping him out.

 

[CaptainEoLove85]

:rofl:

 

[Angela_MJJ]

This is a good way to stay on topic :hysterical:

 

[Sophielo]

I take my invisible hat off to you guys here! I must admit these are brilliant!

 

[cinzia]

What do u mean by he said " whte had gotten off easy as his was so short".......:scratch:

White's 'attention' span too short to remember

's instructions,
ergo he became easily confused

thus

took mercy on him.

We however are not hoodwinked by this act and know better..

 

[8701girl]

White's 'attention' span too short to remember

's instructions,
ergo he became easily confused

thus

took mercy on him.

We however are not hoodwinked by this act and know better..

Oh i get it now :lol:

 

[Severus Snape]

is not very happy because

still has not bought him the

he owes him. At this rate, if we consider interest fees,

will have to buy an entire

for

.

 

[8701girl]

is not very happy because

still has not bought him the

he owes him.

BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :toofunny:

 

[Severus Snape]

^Hey don't judge. I'm with

on this one (and not just cuz he's sexy).

is a big deal.

 

[Ashtanga]

is not very happy because

still has not bought him the

he owes him. At this rate, if we consider interest fees,

will have to buy an entire

for

.

:hysterical:

 

[8701girl]

^Hey don't judge. I'm with

on this one (and not just cuz he's sexy).

is a big deal.

I admit

is very yummy :icecream:

 

[riviera1992]

Whoa! Can he get any hotter? Holy Cow!

Yessssssssssss. Yesssssssssss. We NEED a hotness thread, we NEED a place to indulge our deepest, darkest desires for a DDA! We need some law and order in our lives!

We NEED....
.

 

[Severus Snape]

I admit

is very yummy :icecream:

That it is. Serious deal when someone doesn't deliver on

, especially after you defend them from

.

My deepest and most heartfelt sympathies for

.

 

[PaceMioDolceCuore]

Not to be cruel, but I thought that Flanagan would prefer something different to lift his, ahem, spirits.

Although, if you don't like softserve, something's not right with you anyway.

 

[Severus Snape]

Not to be cruel, but I thought that Flanagan would prefer something different to lift his, ahem, spirits.

Although, if you don't like softserve, something's not right with you anyway.

Something like THIS?!

.

Depicted in this fine example of culinary photography is cherry vodka punch with vanilla ice cream.

 

[PaceMioDolceCuore]

Maybe you'll like this...I'm still...ummm...smiling...

Murray's face severely disrupts any enjoyment I might otherwise derive. -_-:rofl:

I want a nerdy Shafer video! Wantwantwant. Nothing says nerdy goodness as a lecture on the "First pass principle" and "I don't understand the nature of your question.". :wub::hysterical:

 

[Severus Snape]

^I want to make a Doc Shafer video, set to Ke$ha's "Stephen"!!!