Is it just me or does it smell in here tonight??

Re: is it just me or does it smell in here tonight??

someone needs the name 2,000 farts

lmao @ smooth farter

lol@ michaelsson and I should be

Fartvon1982 !!!! :p
 
Re: is it just me or does it smell in here tonight??

2,000 farts! :lol:

Good one darvon!
 
Re: is it just me or does it smell in here tonight??

What about these
Farting Machine
Fart again
You rock my fart
Beutiful fart
shake your body (Fart to the ground)
 
Re: is it just me or does it smell in here tonight??

farting day and night
 
Re: is it just me or does it smell in here tonight??

A Fart Poem...

A fart can be loud
Some leave a powerful
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short or a fart can be long
Some farts have been known
To sound just like a song

Some farts do not smell
While others are vile
A fart may pass quickly
Or linger awhile

A fart can create
A most-curious medley
A fart can be harmless
Or silent but deadly

A fart can occur
In a number of places
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces

From wide open prairies
To small elevators
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas
For always remember
That farts too shall pass.
 
Re: is it just me or does it smell in here tonight??

^ haha! Good Poem Fartfiend... LOL!!!!



Uh oh....

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Re: is it just me or does it smell in here tonight??

Fartbreak Hotel. :lol:

LOL!!!
 
Re: is it just me or does it smell in here tonight??

I should be LukeNo.2MJFart haha! :clapping:
 
Re: is it just me or does it smell in here tonight??

Its BAD!

My Butt Is Rank
Gonna Stank You Right
Gonna Share my Butt
In Broad Daylight
Im Telling You
On How I Feel
Gonna hurt your nose
My Butt Shoots To Kill
Come On Come On
Lay It On You All Right! *Farts*

Im Giving You
On Count Of Three
My butt is lethal
Oh cant you see?. . .
Im Telling You
Just Watch Your Nose
My butt aint tame
Imma let IT out!

Well They Say the smells
The Limit
And To Me Thats Really True
But My Friend You Have
Seen Nothing
Just Wait Til I Get Through

Because My Butt is Bad
Come On
Bad Bad Really Really Bad
I stink so very bad and
You Know It
Smells Bad Really Really Bad
You Know Im Rank and I stank
Come On You Know
It smells BAD really really BAD
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again
My Smell is BAD .

The Word Is Out
Youre doing wrong
Gonna Lock You Up
Cuz your stank is long
Youre burning our eyes
Youre smelly alright
So Im keeping it up
My smells a fright
Your Butt it reeks
Youre a stanky Man
Youre Throwin Gas
Right from your pants

But They Say The Smells
The Limit
And To Me Thats Really True
And My Friends You Havent
Smelt Nothin
Just Wait Til I Get Through

Because I smell bad So BAD
Come On
Bad Bad Really, Really Bad
You Know Its Bad Its Bad
You Know It
I smell so very very bad
Its sad so sad so very very sad
You Know It You Know
My Gas is Bad really really Bad
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
And they smellng and they sayin WOW
Just To Tell You Once Again
Just To Tell You Once Again
IT STANKS BAD!

We can fumigate the room
Tomorrow
This gas needed to be passed
If You Dont Like how Im farting
Then Won't You Slap My
ASS?!

Because I smell BAD smell it
Come On?
Stanks BAD really really BAD
You Know Its bad Its Bad
You Know It
stanks bad really really bad
You know its bad
so very very BAD

Woo! Woo! Woo!
(And The Whole World Has
To smell it Right Now!
Just To Tell You Once
Again
Its BAD its so very BAD
Come On
say its bad really really bad?
You know its BAD!
You Know, You Know, You
know? come on sniff it!
Cuz its BAD you know its
so very BAD

You Know I fart smooth and its
Bad You Know It
Bad Bad smells Really Really Bad
You know it reeks
Bad Baby
Bad Bad its so very BAD
It smells You Know You
Know It Come On
smell the BAD
And The Whole World Has To
sniff it Right Now
Man it stanks!
Woo!
Just To Tell You Once Again

You Know I'm smelly Im smelly yeah!
You Know It
Stanks BAD so very bad!
You Know Its Bad You smell it so
you Know? HOOO!
(Bad Bad Really Really Bad
You Know Im Rank Im Rank
You Know It You Know
Stanks BAD so very bad
And The Whole World Has To
Smell it Right Now!
Just smell it once again!.
Who Stanks!!?
 
Re: is it just me or does it smell in here tonight??

its bad!

My butt is rank
gonna stank you right
gonna share my butt
in broad daylight
im telling you
on how i feel
gonna hurt your nose
my butt shoots to kill
come on come on
lay it on you all right! *farts*

im giving you
on count of three
my butt is lethal
oh cant you see?. . .
Im telling you
just watch your nose
my butt aint tame
imma let it out!

Well they say the smells
the limit
and to me thats really true
but my friend you have
seen nothing
just wait til i get through

because my butt is bad
come on
bad bad really really bad
i stink so very bad and
you know it
smells bad really really bad
you know im rank and i stank
come on you know
it smells bad really really bad
and the whole world has to
answer right now
just to tell you once again
my smell is bad .

The word is out
youre doing wrong
gonna lock you up
cuz your stank is long
youre burning our eyes
youre smelly alright
so im keeping it up
my smells a fright
your butt it reeks
youre a stanky man
youre throwin gas
right from your pants

but they say the smells
the limit
and to me thats really true
and my friends you havent
smelt nothin
just wait til i get through

because i smell bad so bad
come on
bad bad really, really bad
you know its bad its bad
you know it
i smell so very very bad
its sad so sad so very very sad
you know it you know
my gas is bad really really bad
and the whole world has to
answer right now
and they smellng and they sayin wow
just to tell you once again
just to tell you once again
it stanks bad!

We can fumigate the room
tomorrow
this gas needed to be passed
if you dont like how im farting
then won't you slap my
ass?!

Because i smell bad smell it
come on?
Stanks bad really really bad
you know its bad its bad
you know it
stanks bad really really bad
you know its bad
so very very bad

woo! Woo! Woo!
(and the whole world has
to smell it right now!
Just to tell you once
again
its bad its so very bad
come on
say its bad really really bad?
You know its bad!
You know, you know, you
know? Come on sniff it!
Cuz its bad you know its
so very bad

you know i fart smooth and its
bad you know it
bad bad smells really really bad
you know it reeks
bad baby
bad bad its so very bad
it smells you know you
know it come on
smell the bad
and the whole world has to
sniff it right now
man it stanks!
Woo!
Just to tell you once again

you know i'm smelly im smelly yeah!
You know it
stanks bad so very bad!
You know its bad you smell it so
you know? Hooo!
(bad bad really really bad
you know im rank im rank
you know it you know
stanks bad so very bad
and the whole world has to
smell it right now!
Just smell it once again!.
Who stanks!!?

omg rofl lol lmao
 
Re: is it just me or does it smell in here tonight??

^ ROFL!!!!! laughs so hard... Lets one rip. OOPS
 
Re: is it just me or does it smell in here tonight??

They say I'm Smelly
They don't understand
But there's a gassy problem
That's right here in my Ass
You got fresh air
Not enough to breathe
So there's really no time
To be ripping' on me


You got, a bad tummy
Oh what did you eat?
We need Gas masks
That will help us breathe
Have some strange odors
Ah but there's no cure
Ass makes many sounds
smells knock us to the floor
So tell me...........

Why you wanna rip on me


My lame attempt.... :rofl:


:huh:
 
Re: is it just me or does it smell in here tonight??

They say I'm Smelly
They don't understand
But there's a gassy problem
That's right here in my Ass
You got fresh air
Not enough to breathe
So there's really no time
To be ripping' on me


You got, a bad tummy
Oh what did you eat?
We need Gas masks
That will help us breathe
Have some strange odors
Ah but there's no cure
Ass makes many sounds
smells knock us to the floor
So tell me...........

Why you wanna rip on me


My lame attempt.... :rofl:


:huh:

haha ROFL.Very good attempt I admit
 
Smeller

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in my pants
Under the moonlight, you smell a stink that almost stops your heart
You try to fart but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror takes you right between your bum
You're out of time!

'Cause it's a smeller, smeller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
You know it's smeller, smeller night
You're fighting for your pride inside a smelly, smeller tonight
 
Re: is it just me or does it smell in here tonight??

You rocked my farts you know you did
I got so excited couldnt keep it in!
you came along and changed the way I smell
and I can tell youre really loving it too!
cuz you rocked my farttttttttts girl!
you you you you you yes you did!!
 
Re: Smeller

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in my pants
Under the moonlight, you smell a stink that almost stops your heart
You try to fart but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror takes you right between your bum
You're out of time!

'Cause it's a smeller, smeller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
You know it's smeller, smeller night
You're fighting for your pride inside a smelly, smeller tonight

:clapping: Good one! LOL
 
Re: The fart was mine

everynight it comes out in my dreams, since i did it from the start, i'm so proud i am the only one, who does all the smelly farts.
that fart was mine!
the smelly fart was mine
 
Re: is it just me or does it smell in here tonight??

I farted, or so I thought. Now I have to change my underpants.
 
Re: is it just me or does it smell in here tonight??

that girl i cant take her, i should have known she was a fartbreaker!
 
Re: is it just me or does it smell in here tonight??

farts are the world
farts are the children
farts are the things that make a brighter day so lets start rippin!
 
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