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[Girlygirl]

^awww...that's lovely :wub2:^_^

 

[Lorraine]

Tell those close to you that you love them before it’s too late. - JetCityOrange.com

I do :yes:

 

[Poefiend]

If you still have loose change in your pocket at night, you didn’t tip enough during the day. Tip enough to change someone’s life.

 

[Lorraine]

If you really want to get to know your spouse, divorce them. All will be revealed. - JetCityOrange.com

:lol:

 

[Poefiend]

^ thats the most truest thing I ever read! haha :lol:
cuz they change after they get away from you!

 

[Lorraine]

^ Don't I know it :lol:



Attitude: don’t leave home without it. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Poefiend]

keeps his attitude on his pocket along with his mojo :lol:

 

[Lorraine]

Life doesn’t always give us do-overs. If you love someone, act accordingly. Right now, today. Don’t let one of you die with things unsaid, deeds undone. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Poefiend]

Hate your job? Why do you think they call it work? - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

The smart can be re-educated. The rest, well... - JetCityOrange.com

No hope for me then :huh: :lol:

 

[Girlygirl]

If you really want to get to know your spouse, divorce them. All will be revealed. - JetCityOrange.com

:lol:

^:lol:

God doesn’t give us tests He thinks we can’t pass. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

Are you happy with how you grew up? What would you the child say about you the adult? - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

Call your mother. Call your father. Honor your parents. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[magic]

It’s not the cards you’re dealt but how you play your hand. - JetCityOrange.com :huh:

 

[Lorraine]

Do you get dressed out of the laundry basket? - JetCityOrange.com

:mello:

 

[Girlygirl]

lol


Today IS mañana. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

When you see a wet paint sign on something, do you rush up and touch it? - JetCityOrange.com

I have done that :lol: I just like to check it is wet :huh: LOL

 

[Girlygirl]

It always seems to start with an itch. An innocent itch... - JetCityOrange.com

:huh::lol:

 

[Lorraine]

As long as you’re going to work for an asshole, you might as well work for yourself. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[The One.]

Make sure the water works *before* you put soap on your hands. Or shampoo in your hair. Just a suggestion. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Poefiend]

Everyone gets there. Some of us just take the long way home. - JetCityOrange.com

aint that the truth!!

 

[Lorraine]

Everyone has baggage. Compatability is finding a matched set. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Poefiend]

Avoid passing your pain on to others. Transmute it through spiritual alchemy. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Girlygirl]

Shine a bright light on your blind spots. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

Each and every morning you have to say to yourself “Feet. Hit the floor.” - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Poefiend]

Well it’s split milk under the bridge now. - JetCityOrange.com

OH? Now they tell me?! :lol:

 

[Lorraine]

What’s the youngest memory you can recall? Pleasant or sad? - JetCityOrange.com

sad :mello:

 

[Girlygirl]

^*hug*

Love is its own reward. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

Not sure if I should post this one :mello:



Sex is supposed to be messy and leave stains. - JetCityOrange.com




:lol:

 

[Girlygirl]

Not sure if I should post this one :mello:

Sex is supposed to be messy and leave stains. - JetCityOrange.com

:lol:

^
didn't know that! eww!! :lol: