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When was the last time you had to call your own cell phone after misplacing it? - JetCityOrange.com
 
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Started your Christmas shopping yet? - JetCityOrange.com


:eek: can I get over the one just gone first please? :lol:
 
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"Meditation is like dental floss; good for us, inexpensive, and yields rewards over time. Oh, and not enough of us do it."




Okay, that helps me because..?
:mello::lol:
 
Make sure the water works *before* you put soap on your hands. Or shampoo in your hair. Just a suggestion. - JetCityOrange.com
 
No. Television is fiction. That stuff in front of you, that’s real. - JetCityOrange.com
 
sorry wrong thread.

anyway -

Getting old is a good problem to have when one considers the alternative.
 
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Making a decision can pale in comparison to following through with it. - JetCityOrange.co
 
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