Online fortune cookies

[FUJON]

There’s every reason to believe that tomorrow will be better. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Girlygirl]

Family: those you can never divorce. - JetCityOrange.com

:lol:

 

[Poefiend]

Humans are the only animal with pre-knowledge of their own death. Live accordingly.

 

[mjtributepage]

if you dont expect much you always seem to get more :lol:

 

[Lorraine]

Love centers around acceptance and forgiveness. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Poefiend]

It’s hard to watch your kids suffer. We always think we can help more than we usually can.

 

[movingcoolcat]

If it’s not what you want, it isn’t a bargain at any price. - JetCityOrange.com

I agree............:lol:

 

[Poefiend]

:lol: too funny!!

 

[mjtributepage]

dont jump if you cannot swim
you might end up wet :lol::lol:

 

[Poefiend]

:lol:I ain’t lost. I got a watch that points north and a compass that tells time.

wow that sounds like something Id say :huh:

 

[Lorraine]

Our children are payback for what we did as kids. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Poefiend]

:lol: thats one of my mothers saying haha!!

 

[TwinkleDust]

I wouldn't eat that if I were you.

 

[Girlygirl]

Why do cartoon characters always have only 3 fingers? - JetCityOrange.com


:lol:

 

[FUJON]

Direct knowledge is true wisdom.

 

[phantom]

Luck is only part of the equation. Don’t put too much weight in it. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[mjtributepage]

there will always be a better tomorrow

 

[Lorraine]

My inner avatar isn’t amused. Nope, not one bit. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[FUJON]

Quick! What phase is the moon in right now? - JetCityOrange.com

 

[His confessions]

Does your drivers license expire on your next birthday? - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Girlygirl]

Dating is like shopping. It doesn’t mean you’ll buy anything and take it home with you. - JetCityOrange.com

:lol:

 

[His confessions]

If you’re reading this, assume that life is good. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

What secret(s) will you take with you to your grave? - JetCityOrange.com

 

[phantom]

The glass is always half full. If you assume it’s half empty it might come true. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

The truth is usually easier to live with than getting caught in a lie. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[FUJON]

F*ck the press. Michael is the Best - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

^ :rollin:

Lorraine is Michael's biggest fan - JetCityOrange.com

 

[phantom]

F*ck the press. Michael is the Best - JetCityOrange.com

That's great lol


Think one, think twice, think Phantom - JetCityOrange.com

 

[FUJON]

^ :lol:

Burn all tabloids ASAP! - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

Reach out to someone who needs your love. You have it to share. - JetCityOrange.com