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[preethika]

:toofunny: :toofunny:

 

[Femkela]

i posted this a long time ago, but it fits here too! :-D

I knew it! I always knew that Beyoncé had a thing for Michael! LOL just kidding!!!

 

[Kuukävelijä]

Haha good ones! :lol:

 

[analogue]

Michael - *Through gritted teeth* ''No Eddie it's mine! get your own''
Eddie - ''Oh come on Mike let me have that award, you have way to many of those things anyway

 

[Laura_MJfan]

lol funny!
well done guys

 

[analogue]

Michael - ''Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, their mine all mine!!!!!!

 

[oda12]

Haha:lol:^^

I think this one is from the old thread at MJNO, I thought it was pretty funny so I saved it to my computer

Michael: Hello, it is I. Let the party begin

 

[daphnieas]

This thread is too funny! I can't do captions worth a dime so I love this.
Keep em comming!

 

[KOPV]

ahhh the VMA's... I never would have guessed what happened just THE NEXT DAY... OMG!!!

 

[MJDisneyDork]

^^ wait! what happened just THE NEXT DAY!

 

[Kuukävelijä]

Okay these are old captions from MJNO, that I´ve saved :yes:

fan: Hey have you ever heard of Michael Jackson?
Mike: Michael Jackson?? Who's he? Ohh you mean the guy with the really good dance moves?
fan: Yea him! I'm a big fan of his, I think he's hot!
Mike: Nahh he's not that hot :blush:... well ok maybe a little.
... You'd like to meet him one day, wouldn't you?
fan: Of Course! But I'd probably totally freeze if I got the chance to talk to him
Mike: No you wouldn't
fan: Yes I would, he's my biggest Idol. I wouldn't be able to talk or have a logical conversaiton with him!
Mike: Yes you would, trust me.
Fan: How do you know?
Mike: Because you just did *flashes that cute smile and walks away*
fan:...............

see what eating sweets does to your teeth

MJ: mmmmkay...where is that snake going?

"Never fear! I'm Superm -- oh crud, I forgot my costume!"

Old Lady on far right: ooo look at the little tweety bird!!
Old Lady in the middle: i don't understand why this man is sitting here..why are there camera's?
Michael: I get all the girls don't I?

Michael: wait a minute..im not the one who's pregnant why is your hand on my tummy??

 

[Kuukävelijä]

More

errr this is good and all but not on stage!

"Yes, one large Veggie Lover's and a medium coke...Michael Jackson...J-A-C-K-S-O-N...J as in Jump -- oh nevermind, I'll just come pick it
up! Jeez!"

Joseph: Okay my turn...WAZZZZZZUPPPPPPP
Michael: *laughing his head off*
Katherine: Honestley you two!!

Camera man: Michael, you can't make snow angels on walls
MJ: I don't care, this wall is soooooooo cold!

Michael: I looooove youuu!
Man: You drunk Mike?

Michael: WOOOOOO HOOOOO
Taj: OMG the ride hasn't even started yet *looks away* He is SO not with me

Michael: (thinking) and I thought I had a bad hair day today

 

[Kuukävelijä]

Michael: (shouting) Dont close the window on my arm!

OK if u dnt stop kicking my chair I swear 2 God u will b in VERY VERY serious trouble!!

THT IS IT!!! Im gna kill u! constantly for 9 hours u av kicked my goddamn chair! This is th last time I take a public flight! Just STOP KICKING!

..."I wasn't trying to look up your skirt...Honest!"

Michael *can hardly talk* : I...s...said...you...could..feed...me..a...sweet...not...your..finger..as..well!!

WHOA WHOA WHOA! Watch where your hands are goin there..

Girl on left: OMG!! Michael's touching my shoulder!! OMG!!!
Michael: *thinks to himself- okay..just keep on smiling* Michael Jumps! *oh god who just pinched my @$$?*
Girl in middle: i wonder if Michael thinks im cute
Girl on far right: hehehehe Michael doesn't know who pinched his bum..

-Come on guys! why did everybody go back? I just wanted a hug...

 

[Kuukävelijä]

More :yes:

Guy: Ok Michael, choose one!
Michael: Hee hee this is so fun. Why can't I take two?
Guy: *forces a smile* That would ruin the whole trick.

Michael: "Wow, the mini-bar at the hotel was really expensive."

"Ough. This candy must be from 1900 or something."
- Mike that's not candy... it's your fingers you're chewing

Mike: Um..I'm sorry but I don't think I can hug you.
Sumo: Aww. Why not?
Mike: I am very, very sorry but...I really don't think my arms are that long...

Mike: *laughs* you see..you see... he said "thats not a mountain gorilla thats my WIFE!"..BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Man: ....not funny
Mike: BWAHAHA... muh...mountain gorilla and WIFE! HAHAHA
Man: no....not funny....go away..

Bird Trainer: Here you go, Mike.
*Hands the dove to Michael.*
Michael: Thank you...what kind of bird is this?
Bird Trainier: A dove. Also known as a pooping bird.
Michael: *Looks at him with big scared eyes.* A what...?

 

[Kuukävelijä]

And more :lol:

Michael: "Wow, a piece of paper... you shouldn't have."

Mike - *giggles* thinks to himself - should i tell Oprah she's still got a roller left in her hair...NAAHHHH

*writes* "Kick Me"

Janet: OMG, Michaels tooted again
Michael: Wha? My farts heal the world, they don't stink the world.

IS MY BUGER READY YET??

Oh Boy, I Can't Believe I'm Next

"Why God why did you let him eat my pie?!!!! Damn you Tito!!!

*talking to the other guy* "...Get your hand off my ass right now..."

Dude what happened to ur face? And i thought i had skin problems!

 

[Kuukävelijä]

And more :lol::lol:

MJ: WHOA! Whos that hot blonde? :woohoo:
Kid: Thats my mom! :blink:

"Oh, is that where the toilets are - i am desperate!!!"

Michael: *Thinking* Oh..damn. Um..M-I-C-H-A....Hmm...I can't beleive I forgot how to spell my name..I'll just say my name is Bob Smith.

MJ: *pushes Lisa away* No.. im not kidding Lisa.. im not being seen out with you wearing that!!

Guy: You see that sign there?
Michael: Yeah. Its my feet. So what?
Guy: Well, that mean--THOSE ARE YOUR FEET!?
Michael: Yeah...
Guy: Oh, dude! Can you teach me how to do that?!
Michael: Um..maybe later. *Thinking* Pfft! Yeah, like he can dance!

MJ: still not listeningggg!!! nah nah naaaa naaaa nah

ola ray: 'ooo ur skin's so smooth and silky'
Michael: 'hehehe ur hands are so soft... they tickle get off!'


Enjoy :lol: More will be come, when I have time :yes:

 

[MJDisneyDork]

HEHEHEEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE a couple of those just had me ROLLING!!! ah heck. the ALL had me ROLLING! hehe. great job

 

[Marilyn Monroe]

lmao! you had me laughing out loud there Kuukavelija:lol:

 

[Kuukävelijä]

And more :lol:

"I hate sneezing in the middle of a song..."

MJ: WOAH!! watch the hat!!

MJ *to the reporter* : No honestly, it's the fashion!!

Michael:Are you seeing things because I dont see a flying cow anywhere

President: I'd like to congradulate you Mi.... *to self* ..woah..
Michael: *ahem* *COUGH* *COUGH* *mumbles loudly through smile* Mr. President... MR PRESIDENT!! Stop staring at my crotch!!!

Michael: uhh...some help here..i think i've just ripped outta my pants..i told yoiu guys i need a bigger size..damnit when will people start to listen around here!! *all the girls go nuts*

M: *whispers and taps Janets shoulder* look its tinkerbell and peter pan
J: DAMN they are so much bigger in real life!
other guy: *looks to where there looking* what the hell........

Noooooooooo, Icecream man please stop. Bubbles wants a banana split!!!

 

[Kuukävelijä]

And more :lol:

"EeeeeeeeeeTeeeeeeeee Phoooone Hoooome"

Michael (thinking through gritted teeth): "He's MY friend, not yours. Thats MY glove, not yours. God, you steall all my favourite things... "

Do u wanna play the piano, babe?

Michael: Oh, you want me to strip? Well, OK...

Michael:...and so I said "What you gonna do about it?" & he said "Nothing, what are YOU gonna do about it?" & I said.....
Guy with a stripy shirt: Who the hell is this guy?
Guy on the far right: This guy better not take his anger out on me...

Excuse me…

Say cheese Michael! CHEEEEEEE…

 

[Kuukävelijä]

And mooorrreee...:lol:

mj: ".. so.. you're gay, huh?"

ahhhh someone get this jacket off me!!!!!!!!

AOWWWWW my back!!!

Hey! You! Don’t eat that! It’s mine!

Hey! What’s wrong with that light?!

Hey! That’s mine!!

More tomorrow

 

[daphnieas]

And more :lol:

"EeeeeeeeeeTeeeeeeeee Phoooone Hoooome"

Hilarious! More please!

 

[Kuukävelijä]

More

This isn’t the men’s dressing room for the pool.! Looks around at the half dressed woman. Starts to unbutton pants. HEYY LADIES!!

BUUURRRRRRRRPPP

Michael: He he!!! He doesn't know its me!!!!!
Lionel: Everyone, this is my good friend, Wally!! ha ha doesn't he look like an idiot, huh? Michael, is that you?????
Michael: damn it......

unlucky with the zipper

Whaaat? My pizza arrived??

Mwahahaa! I have the plan!!

You better help me carry these home..

What did you just say about my hair?!

 

[Kuukävelijä]

And more

Madonna: He's tickling my leg.............
Michael: Wait, thats not her leg....oh I'm worried.

I wonder if this is suckable, Oh iiisssh, my lip is stuck!!

Michael: Mom, that thing you just ate wasn't chicken.....it was frogs eyes...
Katherine: Ooops.............

Michael: "Wow, you mean these were really in Madonna's bra?"


Okay that was all :yes:

 

[Mjkop4ever]

:woohoo: wow thanks Kuukävelijä! I love them! more please

 

[MJDisneyDork]

FRICKIN HAHA!!! that's all i can say..i can't express the fit of laughter i just went into!! LOL!!! amazing!!

 

[Marilyn Monroe]

the piano one is awesome.

 

[jelly]

And more

I wonder if this is suckable, Oh iiisssh, my lip is stuck!!

hahaha,i love this one :woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

 

[Michaele]

Thanks Kuukävelijä for posting those, good you saved them :lol:
I wish some of the MJNO members would join this board, it was so fun...

 

[Kuukävelijä]

You´re so right! :lol: