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Michael:woops. i shouldn't have had mama's baked beans for lunch
Kid over michael's shoulder: what is that smell

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crap. did i forget to change Bubble's diaper before i left. come on Michael, think!

(this one i did on MJNO but i felt like doing it again :p)
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okay, so two muffins were in the oven right? well the first muffin says "Ah it's HOT in here" right, so then the SECOND muffin goes "AHHH IT'S A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"....hahahahahahahahah...get it...A TALKING MUFFIN!!..heheheheheheh

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Lisa: (under her breath) Michael PLEASE, will you just pop it! it's embarrasing!
Michael:..i dunno lisa. i'm not sure i love you enough to touch THAT huge thing...here...maybe you can just borrow my mask..no really, you need it more than i do

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Michael: HOW MANY TIMES I GOT TO TELL YALL! I WANT EXTRA CRISPY CHICKEN!! EXTRA!!!
tech crew:...mr. jackson...the show...people are watching

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Michael: so i was thinkin about going blond whadda ya think?
Girl on lap: ....what a dork
Joe: boy, i'm just gonna sit here and act like i don't know you
 
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Now where did i put my other Billie Jean Glove!?!
 
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Michael: so i was thinkin about going blond whadda ya think?
Girl on lap: ....what a dork
Joe: boy, i'm just gonna sit here and act like i don't know you
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Mwa ha ha haha ha!!!
 

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Michael thinks: "I ain't gonna give you my secret recipe on great success fool!"

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Michael: You will soon fall into deeeeeeeeeeeep trance..... *pauses* yes go ahead stare, take it all in......... You start to feel really sleepy and tired........*pauses* tired.........*pauses* No I SAID TIRED NOT HORNY!
 
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Michael thinks: "I ain't gonna give you my secret recipe on great success fool!"

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Michael: You will soon fall into deeeeeeeeeeeep trance..... *pauses* yes go ahead stare, take it all in......... You start to feel really sleepy and tired........*pauses* tired.........*pauses* No I SAID TIRED NOT HORNY!
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Woahh both hot as hell and funny, i think if mj was trying to put me in a trance i'd get horny instead!
 
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what ya'all mean i have to sing an other song! 5 hrs of music wasnt enough...
 
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Michael: Man can't you duck down a bit?
Man behind Michael thinks: I want a donut.....

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Michael: Come here biggie
Pavarotti thinks: I don't even have to reach out like he does, but I wonder why he's coming on force?

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Slash: Oh geeez Michael... do you even know what a deodorant is?
Michael: This is what you get from wearing your pajamas on stage!

(read below)

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Michael: Who said it was ok for him to wear his Pajamas and not me?

Michael is still moody about his fail in choose of outfits...

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Michael thinks: I swear I am gonna snatch his pajamas as soon as he stops picking his nose

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Slash: Dude.... that shirt is pink?
Michael: Shut up you're wearing your nighties on a set!

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Michael: What did you say about my ears?
 


Hey, what do you MEAN you think you could do this better than me?? *shakes finger* Oh, yeah??!! Why don't you come up here and PROVE IT!!

or.....

OUCH!!!! I think that last toe-raise in Billie jean just broke my toes!!!
 
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the person grabbing michael's hand: Michael Come here...
Dude on the right: what did i tell you about Not touching Michael... (breathing hard) LET GO, LET GOOOOOOO before i whoop yow ass...
Guy on the left: oh my god, let Gouwwww!
 
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the person grabbing michael's hand: Michael Come here...
Dude on the right: what did i tell you about Not touching Michael... (breathing hard) LET GO, LET GOOOOOOO before i whoop yow ass...
Guy on the left: oh my god, let Gouwwww!
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lmfaoooooooooooo thats so funny, it looks like hes saying that
 
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