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HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN:
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, and start again.

HOW TO SATISFY A MAN:
Show up naked with food.
 
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I don't doubt how hard it was :no:


but remember sometimes the things we want most require the most work, so that when we finally do accomplish what we set out to do we know just how much it's worth :yes:



"Drop the pilot... try my balloon" *taps foot with the music*
 
*looks through wardrobe to see what one should wear*


...... birthday suit?


nah too obvious


...... casual attire :rolleyes:

yeah why not lazy enough no to get changed into something extravagent

I really want to go and see him for his b'day but his friends are younger than me and sooooo immature :rolleyes:

maybe there will be someone there my age ... and good looking :shifty:

I think i've just talked myself into going...... :lol:
 
^ :rofl:


heh heh


My footy match is on tonite.... I really really really don't want to go out tonite :cry:


feeling ill

i'm going to go shower and see if i feel better


I hope my brother finds people to talk to at the party he needs to socialise a bit.
 
^ your never alone my friend
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rt: my tafe dinner was a bit boring and the music! OMFG they seriously need to kill that band who was playing
 
if you don't care, i don't care too!
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go & do it by yourself!
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F ! % K I N G idiot :perrin
 
So I went to the 21st b'day party this evening :rolleyes:

I knew no one there except the birthday boy and his family.

So after I had a great chat to his mum I watched the end of the foty and told my brother to mingle with some of the guests because he knew a couple of them an dI knew no one... (they are a lot younger and behaved like it :rolleyes: )

After the footy match was over on the tellie I looked at my brother and he looked so uncomfortable he was standing near a group of guys who were trying their hardest to ignore him standing there :no: broke my heart to watch him standing there like he was just beamed in from another planet. He has no social skills whatsoever but I was really disappointed with the other guys... why didn't they at least chat to him and ask him if he wanted a drink or something? (it was free after all)

:no:

So we left early cause I didn't want to mingle with people who clearly got drunk very easily on watered down light beer.....

I watched him in the car on the way home and he looked miserable like it was his fault that he didn't really have a good time...

I had no idea what to say to him except that it is hard to party at a party when you only know the host.

*shrugs*

i dunno maybe I'm weird :blink:
 
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