The Epic Thread of Random-ness [MERGED]

[Em-Jay]

Tesco should do an extra special advert this christmas, and here is my idea:

An old lady is seen entering the front of the store, inset left we see a group of youths (Chavs) who promptly call the old lady every name under the sun and ask for her money, camera pans to the right and we see another younger shopper who has noticed the chavs picking on the old lady, he runs over to the chavs in question and prompty beats the crap out of them before helping the lady into the store.

Advert ends with the text "Punch a chav this xmas (video of two punches to a chavs nose) every little helps"

 

[Chaos]

Tesco should do an extra special advert this christmas, and here is my idea:

An old lady is seen entering the front of the store, inset left we see a group of youths (Chavs) who promptly call the old lady every name under the sun and ask for her money, camera pans to the right and we see another younger shopper who has noticed the chavs picking on the old lady, he runs over to the chavs in question and prompty beats the crap out of them before helping the lady into the store.

Advert ends with the text "Punch a chav this xmas (video of two punches to a chavs nose) every little helps"
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:rofl:

 

[MissyJackson]

:lol: @ Malc

Make the world go round

 

[The Shadfather]

First Ed, then Jack, now Gerald Levert! GODDANG!!!!

 

[FUJON]

yes, i can read your mind, but plz don't worry.... i don't tell to anyone What you have there :doh: :lol:

 

[Silouette]

I know....Gone too soon.

Well Jack was 87 and died of natural causes...but still.

 

[MissyJackson]

Its Over for good

 

[The Shadfather]

Rachel Weisz (from the Mummy) is hott!

 

[sweet princess]

RTS:

John Cena is one hot guy!! :wild:

k-fed's gonna get his ass kicked on new year's day on RAW.. I can't wait for that.

 

[MissyJackson]

Do Bananas make good phones ?? :lol:

i mean bananas have a split personalilty once peeled

 

[rik625]

^ :lol:

Morning to all

 

[MissyJackson]

^ :lol:

Morning to all
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night rita :lol:

nah morning to ya's

 

[rik625]

night rita :lol:

nah morning to ya's
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U still awake...or awake after sleep or going to sleep or going to wake up.....LOL.... :lol:

 

[MissyJackson]

^^ cuz ur being complicated :lol: ^^

has a nap = woke up + go back to bed bout 5:30am = wake up bout 10 or 11pm = get out of bed

 

[rik625]

Some great explanation there from a maths genius :lol:

 

[MissyJackson]

Some great explanation there from a maths genius :lol:
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:lol: :lol:


= become a maths genius in a space of an hour = shuts yahoo off and goes on AIM and sends miss mundo to sleep

 

[rik625]

omfg...even today the coffee is hot :ranting

 

[MissyJackson]

omfg...even today the coffee is hot :ranting
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:lol: = ritas hot coffee = im off to bed for a bit nite all

 

[rik625]

:lol: = ritas hot coffee = im off to bed for a bit nite all
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Really needs some sleep now :lol:

 

[The Shadfather]

I love New Jack City!!!

 

[MJzAngel]

'Cause I miss you, body and soul so strong that it takes my breath away...
And I breathe you into my heart and pray for the strength to stand today...
'Cause I love you, whether it's wrong or right...
And though I can't be with you tonight...
And know my heart is by your side...

 

[The Shadfather]

Always be my baby....damn she looks so good 2 me.

 

[rik625]

BUMP!



More than 7 hrs....not even a single post :lol:

 

[Helen_S]

^I thought you were good at maths :lol:

 

[Chaos]

LOL

hi peeps
^_^

 

[rik625]

ok.... :doh: i was wrong....to count....LOL... :lol: its should be 4 hrs!

















but still, i have a escape for me!
i can say i was talking about my posts....u see
previous post : 09:27 PM
next post : 04:43 AM .....makes somewhere around 7 hrs! :imbad

 

[Chaos]

ok.... :doh: i was wrong....to count....LOL... :lol: its should be 4 hrs!

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you mean 5 hours right? :flowers:

 

[rik625]

you mean 5 hours right? :flowers:
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No, again wrong...........6 hrs1 minute to be exact! :mez:

 

[Chaos]

no ur wrong^

to be exact it would be 5 hours and 27 minutes... i think...

 

[FUJON]

i need a tea..