What is MICHAEL's Funniest Quote ?????

In The Dangerous Deposition final part

L- Mr. Jackson, do you notice any smilarities in those 4 bars played together?
M- Yes.
L- And what is that?
M- Well, we both say Dangerous, sounds like to me.

:lol: what genius answer! :D
 
For me, the funniest quote of his is got to be: "Hi, I'm Michael Jackson." Taken out of context, that's hilarious because Michael wouldn't have needed to introduce himself to anyone. The only possible answer to that would be "No sh*t!"

where is that from?:lmao:
 
karom;3488811 said:
where is that from?:lmao:

Could be this but it happened several times because he was so wellmannered and he introduced himself to people.Even at his press conferences he had his name in front :)
He had shoulder-length black hair and was wearing a shiny black tuxedo with aviators tucked into his open white shirt. He knew how to dress. As I walked up to Michael, he extended his hand and said, “Hi, Tim.” That was weird, but I guessed he had been briefed prior to our arrival. Then I figured I’d try to break the ice, so I said, “Hi … and you are?” The prince and everyone within earshot looked at me with disbelief, but the King of Pop simply replied “Michael” with no sense of ego whatsoever. I smiled, “I know,” and we laughed. To the relief of everyone listening, Michael had a sense of humor.

:)
 
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Oxford speech

I am humbled to be lecturing in a place that has previously been filled by such notable figures as Mother Theresa, Albert Einstein, Ronald Reagan, Robert Kennedy and Malcolm X. I've even heard that Kermit the Frog has made an appearance here, and I've always felt a kinship with Kermit's message that it's not easy being green. I'm sure he didn't find it any easier being up here than I do!
 
Could be this but it happened several times because he was so wellmannerd and he introduced himself to people.Even at his press conferences he had his name in front :)


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NOW, thats what I :heart: about Michael... NO EGO... JUST "Michael"...
Thanks Claudiadoina for the 'tip' of the interview... Its just whenever I see Potpourri in a shop... It makes me smile as I think how 'cute' Michael says it ;D
I've 'read' Michael even 'picks' up the phone with "HI this Michael Jackson" That's :phone:like they don't 'recognize' his voice hey...
 
Oxford speech

I am humbled to be lecturing in a place that has previously been filled by such notable figures as Mother Theresa, Albert Einstein, Ronald Reagan, Robert Kennedy and Malcolm X. I've even heard that Kermit the Frog has made an appearance here, and I've always felt a kinship with Kermit's message that it's not easy being green. I'm sure he didn't find it any easier being up here than I do!


Kermit!!!! :wild:


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I know you always loved Kermit just like me. :wub:
 
(During Dangerous Tour rehearsals for She's Out Of My Life)

''There'll be some stairs here so i can hug a couple of girls''
 
Aww, what a cute thread!

Well, of course I love the "I love to tour" quote. :D
And "see you at the wedding!"

Aaand the LL fart story cracked me up!
 
That was from Helsinki History tour concert. He also said "Don't kill it!" (and checked the guard took it out ALIVE.
Michael was soooooo sweet.

I think it was from Munich, although I could be wrong.

Might be, I have both on tape. I may mix them.

The bug moment was cut into the TV broadcast from Munich but it really happened in Leipzig 08/03/1997.It was told by a fan who was there, actually she was at all concerts in Germany :bugeyed in " It's All About Love" book.
 
I smiled a bit through my tears reading this quote :girl_smile:

“Sometimes, yes. In the beginning, no. Then they start looking me in the eyes. I put these things on and then they start looking behind the glasses… Girls are very smart, you know. You can trick a guy quicker than you can trick a girl. Women can just pick it up. They know the way you move your body, the way you walk, the way you gesture. I hear them go, ‘Look at the way he moves his hand’, or ‘Look at the way he was walking’, and I think, ‘Oh no’.”


Sweet dear Michael there're no words in any language that I could describe all the emotions I get only hearing your name mentioned.Everything related to you could make me or extremely happy or depressingly sad.I love you deeply :heart:
 
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Awww Michael :heart:
I am sorry cannot be here in person, as I am currently in Japan for my HIStory World Tour and am hosting a holiday party for the employees of STAR magazine tonight:lmao:. Thank you very much for this award, and I wish all of you a very happy holiday season. I love you.
[Michael Jackson's humorous response to a 'Sour Apple' award nomination, 1996]
 
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From Moonwalk

''Whenever i run into people they usually say ''I can't believe your here'' and i ask ''why wouldn't i be here?'' i have to be somewhere on earth at some point so why not here?''
 
[Michael Jackson's humorous response to a 'Sour Apple' award nomination, 1996][/QUOTE]

i dont get the quote lol can someone explain to me? lol
 
[Michael Jackson's humorous response to a 'Sour Apple' award nomination, 1996]
i dont get the quote lol can someone explain to me? lol

Michael was nomited for this award Sour Apple for "the least cooperatine enterteinement figure of the year or the person who has brought disonot to the industry" he didn't win but he sent that message to them.Star magazine is a tabloid wich has been reporting false stories on Michael over the years.So Michael was being very sarcastic :)
 
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i dont get the quote lol can someone explain to me? lol
Michael was nomited for this award Sour Apple for "the least cooperatine enterteinement figure of the year or the person who has brought disonot to the industry" he didn't win but he sent that message to them.Star magazine is a tabloid wich has been reporting false stories on Michael over the years.So Michael was being very sarcastic :)

Don't you just love sarcastic Michael? :happy:
 
Michael was nomited for this award Sour Apple for "the least cooperatine enterteinement figure of the year or the person who has brought disonot to the industry" he didn't win but he sent that message to them.Star magazine is a tabloid wich has been reporting false stories on Michael over the years.So Michael was being very sarcastic :)

LMAOOOOO i get it now what a genius aha!
 
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