You know you're obsessed with MJ when...

When you see another artists song has the same title as one of Mike's (eg. Heartbreaker, Dangerous, Unbreakable) and you immediately assume it's another lame cover of one of MJ's songs.
 
When you think that singing "The Way You Make Me Feel" to a girl on the street is the best way to win her heart!!!!!!!
 
When you're at your sister's wedding, and they play WBSS, but remix the end of the song, cutting off ma ma se ma ma sa ma ma coo sa (you're FAVE part) and it bothers you the ENTIRE night :rant: :lol:

...or when you accidentally call your mother 'Michael' :giggle:...I was about to tell her a story, and to get her attention, I accidentally started off...."Michael.........umm...I mean, Mom" :hysterical:
 
...or when you accidentally call your mother 'Michael' :giggle:...I was about to tell her a story, and to get her attention, I accidentally started off...."Michael.........umm...I mean, Mom" :hysterical:
OMG this happened to me numerous times :hysterical: accidentally called my mom Michael, even accidentally called my sis Michael whose nme starts with an M as well :hysterical:
 
OMG this happened to me numerous times :hysterical: accidentally called my mom Michael, even accidentally called my sis Michael whose nme starts with an M as well :hysterical:

:hysterical: I was about to tell her a story about Michael....i always have him on the brain
 
Having a sensor for hearing the name 'Michael Jackson', and search where it came from before you actually know you're doing it. :lol:
 
Having little daydreams, like for instance tonight wondering what it would be like having a conversation with MJ. Knowing that you're soft spoken as well, and imagining being able to hear Michael say "pardon" because he didn't hear you :wub: (that's the only time I wouldn't be bothered by someone asking me to repeat myself) Yup, I know I'm crazy. :jumpcrazy:
 
When you get bored and think about what it would be like to hug Michael. I done this today :p.
 
When you find NO OTHER man attractive enough for you.
When all you think of is him.
When you dream about him every night. And day. I am ruined.
 
When you have imaginary phone calls to and from MJ to say things like ''yeah we are getting a KFC in tonight, ( casually as you would do to a friend) and ask do you want to join us?, what time you gonna be round?'':D:doh::wub:
I've got it bad!!! :(
 
In previous years, you were keeping your virginity exclusively for Michael. Nowadays you keep it because you're not in love or you don't even feel sexually attacted to another man but Michael.
 
When I hear Michael or Jackson, immediately I think it's Michael Jackson someone is talking about :p
 
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