Shamzfab90
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First of all, yay... 1000 posts! Too bad I was asleep. Lmao :lol:
Lmao! Omg gurl! I ****** love you! :lmao: Moar! And I better not be in any ol' jail cell, or imma break out and shot yall up and laugh while I do it. then imma kidnap Michael and have my way with him. Fsho. -_-
Lmao@Trista! Gurl, that part had me laughing my ass off. :lmao:
Lmao, you got that right. Trista is one nasty, ghetto ass hoe. Fsho. She nasty as hell. Lol, but I heart her. :lol:
Ew... wtf? That is some random shit right there. Who the f*ck is that and why the f*ck is....? :blink:
That picture is sexy as hell. I heart it!
Heyy.
*brain orgasm*
You're welcome Danielle! If you need anyone to talk to, you can PM me.
Lmao, girl! That was hard as hell though, I shoulda payed more attention in Spanish class! Gracias, pero soy pésimo en espanol!
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M: Hey Boo what's up?
O: Nuttin'
M: Oh ok, yeah I am ain't doin' nothing either
O: Umm NO Mike I don't mean I am doing nothing, I mean I am sitting here looking at a few pics and I am nu**in...
MJ: *giggling* Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, U got somebody over there?
O: Nope, just sitting here watching your Destiny Tour/Triumph tour
MJ: Damn hol' on I got a beep...*clicks ova* Hello?
BES: Hey Mike whatcha doin'?
MJ: Talking to Orie..let me hit you back in a few
BES: Um what the hell you mean u calling me back?? get off the phone with her.. That heffa don't want nothin'
MJ: Girl I will call you back.. I sent you the Bad Tour DVD that should hold you ova
*clicks ova* sorry about that, BES calling wanting me to hang up with you.
O:That baby hair wearing heffa did not tell you that. Oh I got something for her ass. I'mma steal all her gel toothbrushes and she how she manages to lay that shit down on the side of her head.. Little bitty hair having heffa.
MJ: Orie calm down, I sent her a dvd to keep her occupied..Did I tell you MYAS dropped by, of course u know she blew up my bathroom, she must have Irritable Bowel Syndrome cuz her stomach stay bubblin'... Damn near tore up my septic tank, the housekeeper has asked that she be banned from the house..
O: yeah we don't let her eat 2hrs before she goes somewhere cuz if she does then she will blow ya nose off if she poots. Hey Herstory said she needed to holla at you for a minute..
MJ: tell her I left the country, that girl wants to come over here and borrow some of Karen's makeup and then she be bringing all these whips and chains.. She on some Rocky Horror Picture show shit..... Oh HBH had the nerve to try and handcuff me to the damn bed one day, she said her eggs were dropping and she needed to fertilize them... I had to get Louie on her ass, he spit in her hair so u know she vain so she left pissed off, but she coming back I know she will..
O:Well don't let that hooka London come near you, cuz she gonna try and suck the clothes off of you, and then take all your gel.. and you already know I will cut up if I hear she got your gel.. I got a patent on your gel so there will be no giving that away...
MJ: JAG & Serenity want to come over for drinks, but I don't know about that cuz Serenity is a damn bottomless pit when it comes to drinking.. JAG had to carry her to the spare room last time cuz she started telling band camp stories and let's just say that girl can play the Tuba but it ain't with her mouth..
O: lol, MJ you stupid.. Damn I gotta go pick up Bnd90 and Sham from jail, they got into with some ppl about a siggy and next thing I know they in central lock up.. Them tricks can't be left alone...
MJ: ok I gotta go meet up with LYMMJ.. she said something about a Trombone, gold pants... hell I don't know what she was talking about but I will go see what she talkin' about..
O: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T GO OVER THERE MIKE SHE WANT 2__________*cell phone lost connection*
Damn..
This is not the script I am brainstorming with.. This just popped in my head while watching Sham's videos... hope u like it
Lmao! Omg gurl! I ****** love you! :lmao: Moar! And I better not be in any ol' jail cell, or imma break out and shot yall up and laugh while I do it. then imma kidnap Michael and have my way with him. Fsho. -_-
Why is my ass always in the bathroom??
WTFever.....
Lmao@Trista! Gurl, that part had me laughing my ass off. :lmao:
rofl@MYAS, cuz if I put what I really want to say I will get banned.. cuz u nasty.. rofl.. on the real the next epic tale will not have u in the outhouse... lol
Lmao, you got that right. Trista is one nasty, ghetto ass hoe. Fsho. She nasty as hell. Lol, but I heart her. :lol:
what you don't see in that picture, is the mysterious ladies' ass under the chair
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Ew... wtf? That is some random shit right there. Who the f*ck is that and why the f*ck is....? :blink:
Some baby daddy just for you MYAS:
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That picture is sexy as hell. I heart it!
Hey Shazza.
Heyy.
*brain orgasm*
Hi ShamThanks 4 yesterday xxxx
You're welcome Danielle! If you need anyone to talk to, you can PM me.
Hey Appleheads!! Hi everyone!
Hey Shamz I saw you spanish fighting abilities!!! YOU ROCK GIRL!!!
Que guay es Shamz!!!!
Lmao, girl! That was hard as hell though, I shoulda payed more attention in Spanish class! Gracias, pero soy pésimo en espanol!