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You know you're obsessed with MJ when...

Krshna28 said:
...When the only reason you watch Fred Astaire is because Michael Jackson says he is good.

...When you only buy an item in a clothing store if you think that Michael would wear it.

...When you get annoyed by a celebrity when they wear a fedora because you think that only Michael should wear it and they are just trying to copy him.
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heheh...so true!
 
If someone asked if you Remember something you break out into remember the time and the egyptian like dance moves to go along with it XD
 
You are going to lit one onlinecandle for him but when you come to that page and you see several candles not lit you have to lit them too.
You lit candles from every pet you have or have had.
 
Reghead121 said:
You know you're obsessed with MJ when... you are working as a Santa photographer in the mall and start trying to replicate the music in Dangerous with Santa's golden bell... :rofl:
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Haha, that's great. :lol:
 
when somebody says, "It's gonna be a Thriller" and you start singing Thriller!!!
 
Reghead121 said:
You know you're obsessed with MJ when... you are working as a Santa photographer in the mall and start trying to replicate the music in Dangerous with Santa's golden bell... :rofl:
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lmao :smilerolleyes:you just gave me the greatest ideea for these holidayzz since i'm gonna go sing some carols , you can bet i'll bring me bell :D golden bell lol
you know you're obsessed w mj when you find yourself moonwalking or sidewalking while you're in stores, shopping. :D
...when you only wear one glove in winter :D
 
Cinnamon234 said:
-You head straight to the MJ section when you're at the music store and if you see his album (s) on shelf with others, you always put Michael's at the front lol. Also, you tend to arrange his albums in order of the release date.
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Lol i just did this!!!! i couldnt help it

You know your obssesed when your standing in front of a fan and start stomping and quietly screaming "hhhhhhhooooooooooo!!!!!!"with your arms outstretched, until your roomate walks in on you and asks you what the hell your doing.. :blush:
 
You look forward to join the worldwide prayer of major love even if you don´t use to pray at all.
But love was MJs message.
 
You know youe obsessed when you use the safety straps on a bus to do the Smooth Criminal lean while the bus is in motion!
 
...you've joined Twitter just to follow people who were/are associated with Michael in some way (well that's not the only reason, but mostly the case) :p
 
MJ:rocksmyworld said:
When your sitting waiting in the car for your mum to finish shopping & you write "I :heart: MJ" on the steamed up window of the car, smile, :)
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Oh my God! I did this in two windows of the car.. I can still kinda see it on one of the back door windows... and on the windscreen I can still see the heart I drew with 'MJ' in the middle :D

Krshna28 said:
...When the only reason you watch Fred Astaire is because Michael Jackson says he is good.

...When you get annoyed by a celebrity when they wear a fedora because you think that only Michael should wear it and they are just trying to copy him.
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So true!

JustBeatIt91 said:
You know youe obsessed when you use the safety straps on a bus to do the Smooth Criminal lean while the bus is in motion!
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Lmao! That is something I'd like to see!

J_M_P said:
This is my personal list:

You know you're obsessed with MJ when...

...you must sing out loud or at least lip-sync the part "I do" during IJCSLY
...when you're having a problem or you're in a difficult situation, you silently in your mind ask Michael's help (lol.. i did this once when i wasn't feeling to confident about a dance performance i had to do, i was like 'michael please help me with my confidence when dancing!' and it worked.. cuz i was just thinking of him the whole time, wanting to make it good for him :D)
...you've googled someone whose artistic work Michael admired very much, and you probably became a fan of theirs
...when sitting in a restaurant/cafeteria you hear them play a random MJ song you get a little annoyed when other customers don't get excited but just keep on eating (ha, same when i'm in a shop/bar/club)
...you think over and over again what it would have been like to have met him live. You imagine interviewing him and asking him all these interesting questiongs that have never been asked before. Sometimes you also dream about having become one of his true close friends who would have understood and supported him always. And dream about how you could have helped him and changed what happened in June.:yes: sigghh :(
...you find it hard to find a life companion because no one can be as perfect as Michael:wub:
...you feel you've been inspired by Michael. You want to make a change in your life. You want to help others and become a better person because of him. he does inspire me in this way, definitely.
...When watching This Is It you find yourself remembering what you were doing on that rehearsal day of that specific scene yup
...You're going to light a candle on t he 25th of Dec. I will be definitely thinking of mj that day.

...you're still hoping every day you'd wake up and Michael's death was just a bad dream yupp
...you want to buy / order online MJ merchandise you can't afford yup
...you will always find a specific MJ lyric/song that perfectly describes your emotions in a certain moment yuuuup
...you enjoy watching Janet's pictures(her smile, eyes, cheeks) because she reminds you of Michael. she does :)

...you are going to buy Play Station 3 or some other blu-ray player just to be able to watch your TII special edition blu-ray when you've purchased it (i want a blu-rayyyy)
...you're thinking about buying some expensive hi-fi technology / build a home theater just to be able to enjoy TII, Live In Bucharest, Bad Tour or any other Michael's concert films, short films and his music in a higher quality. yup
...you're constantly updating news pages and trying to find new MJ-related information
...you note you hate modern music and you wish you had the ability to time travel there is music i like but for the most part yep. lets build a time machine, we can do it!
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There are a load more added to that group :

61.) You became jealous of Lisa Marie Presley.

62.) Or Debbie Rowe.

63.) You know that Michael does not, in fact, stuff socks in his pants.

64.) You celebrate his birthday...EVERY MONTH.

65.) Your parties have been MJ themed.

66.) You know how to do the Thriller dance.

67.) You now associate water balloons and super soakers with Michael.

68.) You laughed at the DWTS dance tribute because they just can't pull a Michael.

69.) You understand that Michael, and only Michael, can look ridiculously hot doing the crotch grab.

70.) and everyone else just looks silly.

71.) You're ready to stand beside Michael, no matter how much your friends and others laugh at you.

72.) You wonder why Michael Jackson isn't trending on Twitter.

73.) Then you try to trend it.

74.) Your day became bright and cheerful when Michael Jackson played on the radio first thing in the morning.

75.) Even if it's cold and gloomy outside.

76.) Your day became sad and depressing when your friends called Michael a "weirdo".

77.) Even if it's bright and sunny outside.

78.) You've shunned your hater friends, then purposely blasted Tabloid Junkie in their face.

79.) You can no longer defend yourself from saying your not obsessed with Michael. (By Nafisa Shoge)

80.) You purposely blast Michael Jackson through your earphones on the bus to remind others sitting close by of MJ's greatness.

81.) You think about how you can fit Michael Jackson into your school work (Or work place)

82.) You ask your friends to go request a song to the DJ and they no longer ask you who's song do you want to hear.

83.) Your friends buy your Michael merchandise for your birthday.

84.) Without you reminding them.

85.) You know how to autograph Michael's name.

86.) You add the little star at the end of your signature.

87.) You've signed a million petitions for Michael to win the Nobel Peace prize, humanitarian awards, music awards, etc.

88.) You have sent hundreds of hate mail to Martin Bashir.

89.) You have sent death threats to Martin Bashir.

90.) You have hugged/kissed your husband/boyfriend, closed your eyes, and imagined that they're Michael.

91.) Your obsession becomes a disease.

92.) Even though it's a VERY good disease.

93.) You have dreamed of Michael

94.) You decided that michael can beat up Edward Cullen anyday because he's so much better, but you also know that he won't and instead will just say "I love you more."

95.) You have gotten annoyed when people misspell Michael's name. For example "micheal"

96.) You freaked at your friend for calling him "*****".

97.) You freaked on the tabloids/magazines for calling him "*****."

98.) You wanted to organize a tabloid burning within your community.

99.) You HAVE organized a tabloid burning within your community.

100.) Most of your facebook notes are about/to promote/mentions Michael Jackson.

101.) You're reading this list.

102.) You just laughed at the previous statement because it's true. Why else would you be reading a boring old list?

103.) You couldn't come to the phone/talk on msn because you're watching Michael Jackson videos/ staring intently at MJ pictures.

104.) You freak anytime something Michael Jackson related pops up in movies/TV shows/books.

Example: Everybody Hates Chris. That show is filled with Michael Jackson related things. Which is why I watch it all the time. >.<

105.) You STILL plan on marrying him, even though he died. (By Valerie Mj Moran)

106.) Michael's the only artist who you can enjoy every and any song they sing/wrote.

107.) Michael is the only person who you can enjoy every and anything they do.

108.) You paid to see a movie, just so you can sit and cheer loudly when the This is It trailer came on before the feature film.

109.) You can relate everything somehow to Michael (By Hannah Green)

110.) People start to tell you, I saw/heard something about Michael Jackson and I thought of you! (By Elaine Mañana)

111.) You have edited a photo so it seems like you're hugging/kissing Michael.

112.) You have contemplated writing a book, just so you can dedicate it to Michael.

113.) When you sign up for an online account and enter your last name in as Jackson. (By Lisa Jackson)

114.) Your catchphrase became WWMD. (What Would Michael Do?)

115.) You have lost and gained friends because of Michael. (By Nafisa Shoge)

116.) You put your iPod on shuffle but it still skips to the Michael Jackson songs because you have so many. (By Hannah Green)

117.) You know EXACTLY what music video/interview/really any video of Michael is just by a vague description.

Example: "I LOVE the cereal one, it's so funny." "Nahh, I think I like the pie fight better." "Super soakers FTW!"

118.) You celebrated when you have finally converted a friend.

119.) You see a little kid at the bus stop who reminded you of Michael as a kid, and you just kept staring at them until they moved away while giving you a weird look.

120.) Your non-Michael fan friends all walk away from you anytime you're on the verge of a Michael rant.

121.) You spent your day, contemplating more ways you can be obsessed with Michael Jackson, then look forward to getting to a computer so you can tell the group.

122.) You have spent your day on YouTube, thumbing down MJ haters and giving them hateful responses.

123.) You know that Michael, does in fact, have a deep voice.

124.) And you know just how sexy that voice is.

125.) You go Kanye West when someone puts down Michael's "Invincible" album. (By Angela Bell)

126.) You hear Ignition by R Kelly and automatically think of Michael dancing in the car. (By Bethiiee Louise)

127.) You go into a store just BECAUSE MJ came on when you passed it and then walk out when the song is over. (By Emily May)

128.) You kiss a picture/poster of Michael before you go to bed every night.

129.) You have ridiculously high standards for men. ie. If you're not MJ, you have no chance.

130.) When someone insults MJ, you feel like they've just personally insulted you.

131.) You spent the entire class doodling Michael lyrics on looseleaf.

132.) You normally can't tolerate your parents but Michael Jackson is your only shared interest.

133.) And if your parents aren't Michael fans, you try to convert them.

134.) You feel insulted if someone likes another artist better than Michael.

135.) You start quoting MJ's lyrics everywhere (By Taru Lindell)

136.) Your screensaver is Michael Jackson

137.) You look at his outfits and think how you could adapt them to your wardrobe. (By Jaimi Gourzelas)

138.) You get mad at fellow female fans because MICHAEL IS YOURS.

139.) You've had Michael hallucinations.

140.) You got mad when those hallucinations went away.

141.) You WISH that you could have Michael hallucinations so you can "see" him and "talk" to him.

142.) Whenever you hear a beat playing and you can't tell what song it is yet, you always try to relate it to a MJ song.

143.) You watched this is it more than once in the week it was released. (By Anneline Chapman)

144.) You refer to MJ in the present tense.
E.g. MJ 'is' a artist....NOT MJ 'was' a artist. (By Anum Deehan)

145.) You keep telling everyone how Michael is not dead, just busy and he'll be coming back. (By Andrea Armstrong)

146.) You can no longer watch Peter Pan the way you used to. Because now, it just makes you cry.

147.) You feel guilty not being able to go see This it it in theater everynight. (By Carine B. Jackson)

148.) You're listening to other artists and feel like you're cheating on Michael. (By Taru Lindell)

149.) You often give significant thought as to what he was like in bed. And you develop a loathing for Lisa Marie Presley because she knows. (By Tree Simms-Jackson)

150.) Every time you hear a car beep it's horn you think of She Drives Me Wild. (By Amber Hatch)

151.) Whenever you see MJ, either on a picture, ...on tv, or in a magazine, you can no longer coherently express how you feel so resort simply to 'ughhhhhhhhhh'. (By Amber Hatch)

152.) Instead of doing your homework, you instead have a meaningful conversation on a Michael fan forum about his undies, how good he was in bed and how BIG he was. ;)

153.) You took the 23.6cm given and ran to a converter to find out how many inches that was.

154.) You just did that and have just gotten a nosebleed.

155.) Someone asks "why..why??" and you will say "if they say why why..tell them that is human nature.." (By Analeigh Jackson)

156.) Someone walking past you mentions "Michael Jackson...." and you will follow the person until you have heard what that person says about Michael. (Analeigh Jackson)

157.) You begin every conversation with..."Well, Michal Jackson always said..." (By Loretta Mallory)

158.) You're fitting clothes in a store and a MJ song comes on, you immediately decide to buy it because it cannot be coincidence. (By Bianca van Dam)

159.) You have a freak out because you think your hair line looks about like his. (By Shaugnie Rushton)

160.) You decide to be buried in a wedding dress just waiting for Michael to take your hand. (By Angela Bell)

161.) You hear someone say Michael and try to join in ther conversation only to realize that there are other people named Michael (By Kristen Larson)

162.) you start suffering from withdrawal symptoms if you aren't allowed to mention him or anything related to him. (By Valerie Mj Moran)

163.) you are walking along when its raining, you have to put Stranger in Moscow on your ipod, so you can pretend your michael for five minutes! (By Shaugnie Rushton)

164.) you're in denial and continue to dream of meeting him. (By Sundra Brooks)

165.) You know the difference between a Trilby and a Fedora.

166.) You start noticing that everything in your life has or is related to Michael Jackson. (By Bea Venezuela)

167.) In the closet is a VERY SPECIAL video to you. (By Anum Deehan)

168.) You answer phone calls, and instead of "hello" you will go "who is it? Is it a friend of mine?" (By Analeigh Jackson)

169.) You wake up thinking about Michael Jackson, you go to bed thinking about Michael Jackson and your thoughts throughout the day are pretty much dominated by Michael Jackson. (By Tree Simms-Jackson)

170.) You hear the word "supersoaker", and the first thing that comes to mind is MJ. (By Valerie Mj Moran)

171.) when you hate seeing 1958-2009; it SHOULD BE 1958 -forevsss (By Shyamali Abraham)

172.) When you have or are planning on getting a personalized liscense plate related to him. I.E. MJ4EVER (By Kelsi Jackson)

173.) Your mom tells you to "walk away" from all the MJ stuff, but you don't hear the rest of what she's saying because you have "Don't Walk Away" in your head. (By Elaine Mañana)

174.) You look at somebody like they're stupid because they asked you to name your favorite Michael Jackson song. I mean, what are they gonna ask next? What's your favorite limb? The best breath you ever took? (By Tree Simms-Jackson)

175.) Your pets respond to the name "Michael". (By Naomi Smith)

176.) You give someone your number and they tell you they've saved your number as "MJ" (By Anika Moeen J)

177.) You saved your best friend's number as "Michael Jackson" just so you can squeal silently whenever they text you.

178.) You are reading other people's obsessions for MJ and they all sound normal, and in fact, you feel like you're soulmates with everyone in here. (By Kim Schlaht)

179.) Your facebook picture is a picture of MJ and you refuse to take it down no matter how much your family and friends complain. They know what you look like. (By Kemi Akinribido)

180.) your friend texts you to let you know that "Man in the Mirror" is playing on the grocery store's speakers. (By Elaine Mañana)

181.) you have an mj song as your ringtone so when someone calls you, you first listen to the song and then answer. (By Anneline Chapman)

182.) You get jealous of all of the attention that mic stand got in Dirty Diana, and have dreams of trading places with it. (By Rae Jackson)

183.) You see a huge bug on your kitchen floor and immediately Michael's voice pops into your head: "But don't kill it!!" (By Elaine Mañana)

184.) You've decided to start calling your friends that are named Michael by their last name because they will never live up to that first name. (By Kelsi Jackson)

185.) Your friends ask you what you want for Christmas and you say "Anything MJ related." (By Bea Venezuela)

186.) You do your english exam on MJ and in your plan you realize you have too many points to fit in to write in the essay. (By Anum Deehan)

187.) You hear a sexy song on the radio you think about how you could make a video to it using MJ images and video footage. (By DirtyDianna Jackson)

188.) You wanna reply to an MJ hater's uneducated comment,but you'll be the bigger person if don't go and rant. (By Olivia Marcia Nunn)

189.) You keep coming back to this page to see if there are any new points. (By Krystal Harris)

190.) Your family thinks you're retarded for paying more money to go see This Is It again. (By Krystal Harris)

191.) All of your warm and cozy sweaters are named Michael. (By Angela Bell)
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- you have decided, (whether or not your future husband likes it), that if you have a son you will name him Jackson, because anyone can be called Michael, Jackson is more obvious.

- you see military inspired/mj-like clothes for kids and you want to buy them for your children, even though you don't have any and are waaay off that time!

(I saw a Stella McCartney for Gap Kids drummer boy jacket and so wanted to buy it! God I sound like one of those girls who buys their wedding dress when they don't even have a boyfriend! :/ lol.. I'm not promise :D!!.)
 
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Loved these!! I am nearly all of these. My whole life has been MJ obsessed. You also know you're obsessed with MJ when Michael's music is playing somewhere and someone is trying to talk to you abou something important and you don't hear a word they say....oh and when you're dreams are nearly always about Michael!
 
When you're in doubt about buying something in a store, and then you hear them playing MJ and decide to buy it...'cuz it can't be coincidence.

I swear, the best marketing strategy ever! :lmao:
 
you know you're obsessed with MJ when you try to think of a new obsession to type down cuz you're already guilty of everything else ...... :p
 
A swedish artist made a christmas show.He mentioned love,god and a charity he supported, childhood something.
Of course I knew he spoke about Michael even if he never mentioned his name.

I heard "the show must go on" in the shop, and I thought of Michael when he fell with the bridge in Munich and then went on with the show.
 
When you're talking to your friend and fellow MJ fan on Facebook and you both say exactly the same thing about him at the exact same time. We were talking about sexiest MJ videos and we both at the exact same time said 'have you seen the Making of Stranger in Moscow video?'
 
you're trying to clean your room, and get rid of anything that makes it hard to keep some roaming room, in your room, and as you pick up magazines to throw away, you see a pic of MJ, or a marquee for 'This Is It', and you decide to take it out of the mag and fold it, and stuff it in an overstuffed drawer. and then, knowing you have fifty other copies of the same magainze, you turn the pages of all of them, and take out the same pages with the pics and marquee, and repeat the process, till you cannot close the drawer. if there is one spotted on the floor, you do it, anyway. then, you throw away other mags, without opening them, because u swear, if you find another pic, it's going to be added to the pile in the drawer. it's hard to believe that MJ ever had money problems, when garbage with his pic on it have a magnetic effect on you. so, i know the tabs were lying about him having financial troubles. if u gotta have MJ 'garbage', u gotta have MJ music. he is the magical.
 
Mrs. Music said:
When you're in doubt about buying something in a store, and then you hear them playing MJ and decide to buy it...'cuz it can't be coincidence.

I swear, the best marketing strategy ever! :lmao:
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOO.

That is so cute. :wub:
 
...when you say to a completely extrovert show-off MJ fan, 'You can buy all you want. I met the man.'
 
I don't know if this was posted or not. I really don't feel like looking. But


You know you are totally obsessed with Michael Jackson when you are turning your entire bedroom in to a Michael Jackson shrine.

I am very guilty of that one. Especially when I think about what I had just ordered on Ebay last night. I had ordered this Michael Jackson comforter/quilt with matching pillow shams for my bed. My bedroom is slowly going back to the Michael Jackson shrine as it was about 5 years ago. But this time it is going to be even better than it once was.
 
You know you're obsessed with Michael when your brother in law doesn't want to take you up on your offer to control the music because he says..."Well, NO, cuz I don't wanna listen to Michael Jackson all day!!" ....And, you also know you're obsessed when you get VERY insulted by this and wonder why anyone WOULDN'T want to listen to Michael Jackson all day!
 
^^^^
:lol: that sounds familiar

You know you are obsessed with Michael when MJJC or someother MJ site becomes the first site you visit every single morning and you think - HEY why isn't this my home page? :shifty:
 
DanceOfZenab1994 said:
LMFAO.

That is both funny and sad. (Sad for me, I didn't meet him :( )
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Same here and it was my only dream to meet Michael. :(



You also know you are obsessed when you:


When you wear Michael Jackson t-shirts and 2 Michael Jackson necklaces 24/7

And wear only black pants, white socks, and black shoes all of the time


I am very, very guilty of those.
 
badtourgirl said:
^^^^
:lol: that sounds familiar

You know you are obsessed with Michael when MJJC or someother MJ site becomes the first site you visit every single morning and you think - HEY why isn't this my home page? :shifty:
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That sounds like me too...I really only take breaks from MJJC.....I go do other stuff...Such as use the bathroom, eat, shower, work...But, I"m so addicted to MJJC...I love talking with other fans who understand me...lol
 
badtourgirl said:
^^^^
:lol: that sounds familiar

You know you are obsessed with Michael when MJJC or someother MJ site becomes the first site you visit every single morning and you think - HEY why isn't this my home page? :shifty:
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OMG thats sound so very much like me. My home page is yahoo. But this site is usually the very first MJ site I go in to when I get up in the mornings.


You also know you are obsessed is when the first music you have to hear in the mornings is Michael's music.


That is me right there. Michael is always the first music I have on as soon as I get up. And it is almost always Who Is It I have to hear. I have a slight obsession with that amazing song.
 
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