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Couldn't resist posting this :evil:

DR. CONRAD MURRAYI'm Rail ThinFrom Explosive Diarrhea


Dr. Conrad Murray has dumped 30 pounds because he's pooping out his guts, and he blames the water at L.A. County Jail.

We're told Murray has been extremely sick since becoming an inmate last November. He claims the water smells and tastes bad, and believes it has given him a horrible case of dysentery. Murray says the bad water, along with a bad diet, is ruining his health.

Murray says he can't eat jail food, and is forced to eat what he calls "cat food" which he buys at the commissary .

Murray buys canned tuna for $4.25 a pop, salmon flakes for $3.50 and canned mackerel for $2.50. Murray is telling friends that aside from cats, he's the only human being forced to eat canned mackerel.

We're told Murray is filing multiple appeals to get out of jail, primarily because his health is compromised.

L.A. County Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore tells TMZ, "All inmates receive the proper nutrition and medical care that is required by law, but the Sheriff's Dept. goes above and beyond what is required."

We don't know how the appellate judges feel about explosive diarrhea, but one thing we know for sure ... jail is a really sh**ty experience.

http://www.tmz.com/
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Good.... killing MJ shouldn't be rewarding. He compromised MJ's health out of pure greed, why exactly should we care that he has a bad case of diarrhea? I sure don't care....
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I am Laughing I know I shouldn't I just can't help it...

SUCKS TO BE YOU MURRAY!!!!!
 
If the water tastes so bad, try drinking propofol!
 
Well, Well, Well, what a terrible shame…
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That's Best and Most Horrific News of the Day :lol:
 
Thanks for the article.
Don't wanna seem cruel but you deserved it, Murray.. and even more! Get used!
 
You got to love photo's that TMZ uses, check conman s(h)itting in the toilet http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/03/19/0319-conrad-murray-tmz-compsosite-ex.jpg :rollin:


"We're told Murray is filing multiple appeals to get out of jail, primarily because his health is compromised."
This got to be the worst joke ever! He "compromised" Michael's health, which resulted death!
How about other inmates, are they too filing appeals because of bad food?
 
LMFAO. What did he expect? It's jail, not Red Lobster or the Olive Garden. Of course the food is going to be awful. And does he expect sympathy for this? This is horrible PR, whoever is advising him must be a nutter, because all it does is make him look like a diva who thinks he deserves better treatment than everyone else in the county jail. It is also horrendously hilarious and fails to leave the audience with the desired effect.

He's got no case if the rest of the inmates eat the food/drink the water and live to tell the tale. Besides, judging by that MSNBC documentary, he's got plenty of experience dealing with diarrhea of the mouth, surely the other kind isn't much different?
 
Severus Snape said:
This is horrible PR, whoever is advising him must be a nutter, because all it does is make him look like a diva who thinks he deserves better treatment than everyone else in the county jail. It is also horrendously hilarious and fails to leave the audience with the desired effect.
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It's probably himself, he is so arrogant. I have to be honest, I think the TMZ article is very funny.
 
personally, I feel very sorry for the tuna. I hope it is line-caught and not net-caught.
 
Well maybe it's too cruel... but... I really don't care!!! :rollin:
He should thank God for eating cat food 'cuz it's the lightest thing he tastes! Cats are a much better creatures than you Murray!
 
Probably p.r bull shit! but its funny never the less. do us all a favour and drop dead from the runs murray
 
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Did anyone find this funny? 'Cause I sure did. I couldn't keep a straight face by the time I reached the bit about, 'cat food' LMAO!

Murray's fat ass could lose a few pounds, and he should just deal with it like a man. smh.
 
May God forgive me for this but...BAAHAHAHAHAHA......sorry I just couldn't control myself.:D....I dont feel bad AT ALL...Murray deserves this and a whole lot more. He makes me sick...BAHAHAHAHAH, :lmao: :lmao:
 
He's been full of shit for the last several years...guess it all had to come out eventually, I just didn't expect it to be so explosive :)
 
elusive moonwalker said:
Probably p.r bull shit! but its funny never the less. do us all a favour and drop dead from the runs murray
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If I were Murray, I would fire my PR team or who ever released this bit of info of his medical condition.
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He's some piece of a nut job
Where does he thinks he's in?
Some halfway house for Alcoholics Anonymous?
I don't care if he bombed a truck load of cat poo
or exploded bald all of his hair!
He needs to do his time and STFU.
And nice try for buying cat food tuna at the penitentiary's canteen.
Do you seriously think they've pet cats in prison?

Next time try beef jerky fish for some stray birds
 
:hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical: Indeed, its really hilarious... I never thought a story about 'explosive diarrhea' :rollin:could be so hilarious...
Its too BAD, hey Conrad... You should be thankful you can even 'buy' tin food :smilerolleyes:
Jail will make at least a MAN outta you...
 
HA i doubt it could even do that it takes much more to become a man then just a prison stint.

Hes complaining about his health??? Where was he when Michael was doing the same thing?? Oh yea he was off getting strippers and hookers and bragging his ass off about how rich michael was going to make him... So me feel sorry for this stray cat... No chance he deserves the cat food hes forced to buy.
 
Apparently he has no idea how state prisons are like. He should be thankful he's serving his time in a 'cosy and safe' county jail and not getting ass raped in some overcrowded state prison.

What did he expect? A five star hotel?
 
^ He does seem the type to like the finer things in life, which is one of the reasons why he ended up where he has. He's such a big girl's blouse, i'm sure he's fretting about not getting his regular pedicure.
 
T.N.A. said:
Apparently he has no idea how state prisons are like. He should be thankful he's serving his time in a 'cosy and safe' county jail and not getting ass raped in some overcrowded state prison.

What did he expect? A five star hotel?
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He'd deserve to be experiencing the joy of state prison, a shame the law in CA changed.
 
perhaps I am bad :shifty:but this story enjoys me and I really don't care about his problems:lmao:.... I hope he will enjoy every single day there:D
 
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