At least a stick of chalk is practical. I would take an entire blackboard over another Cascio release.
Haha fair point. Suddenly that stick of chalk looks damn good.
Guy from Sony "Well we gotta give them somethin'!!"
Guy from Estate "Well we gave them some Cascio tracks a few years ago and there was a major over reaction and a bloody court case! Frank and Jason would want twice the amount this time, a bonus fee if he does Oprah again! We shifted an extra 50 copies after that interview!"
Guy from Sony "Well I'm all out of ideas this time! We gave them Afrojax! Christ we gave em Pitbull!! By the way, he get paid yet? I've told Jenny not to take his calls anymore, guy has zero patience! So I'm all out of ideas kid genius! You got ANY ideas at all!"
Guy from Estate "Ok! I've just thought of something! Brace yourself for this!"
Guy from Sony "Ok I'm braced! Didn't Michael use that? 'Brace yourself? Very good I see what you did there. Ok I'm waiting!"
Guy from Estate "Look at the wall over there. What do you see?"
Guy from Sony "A Prince poster. Don't you think that would be pushing it?"
Guy from Estate "No, next to the Prince poster. And we're on a budget here! We can't afford no Prince poster! Colour and ink cost dollars! We're not made of.....well we're not paying for a full coloured giant Prince poster only for those nut jobs to throw it back in our face!"
Guy from Sony "Gawd damn it! Can you just spit it out??"
Guy from Estate "What's next to the Prince poster?"
Guy from Sony "A blackboard! Great we'll give them all a gawd damn blackboard! That's really gonna be cost effect! Seriously! Like we're the bank of Rothchild over here!"
Guy from Estate "Look closer! What's resting on the ledge of the blackboard??"
Guy from Sony "Chalk? Chalk!!! Chalk!!!!! Chalk!!!! Todd your a gawd damn genius!! They better be paying you over there!! You still driving that Bugatti? Jenny cancel my two o'clock! Heck Jenny cancle the rest of the evening and bring in a bottle of the finest....."