Appleheads!

it's 10 years since you last saw the stranger and you've moved to the city and you're ready to get on with your career! congratulations!

who do you bump into at starbucks? why it's his EVEN BADDER TWIN!

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you were ghosted a decade ago but o my DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME (lmfao)

you stroll up to him, all cute, you catch his attention. you flirt for a bit and you get your frappuchino grande.

he eyes you as your get your order. he takes you to the corner. he offers you a proposal. he likes

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and

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his "co-worker"

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wants to videotape and participate

YOU DOWN??

i see no dilemma here.
 
ok night applyheads.. :lol: is that even a word.. omg im such a loon when im out of it tired. sleep well and hope you get wonderful Michael dreams! :naughty:
 
:mellow: I'm the only one viewing. WAAAHHH! HOW WILL I PASS THE TIME!

I'm currently at the library in school, first day and my prof hands us the sylabus and is like "I don't feel like doing anything, bye." So now I have all this time and I'm like, paranoid with all these crotch gifs all over the place someone's going to come up behind me and be like "THERE COULD BE CHILDREN AROUND, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!" :lmao:

God I hate public computers...I knew I should have brought my laptop, then I could hide somewhere with the other creepers.
 
lol I would ttly post a screenful of crotch gifs but I don't wanna get you in trouble :ninja:
 
so, you're walking home one day and you see this, leaning against a tree

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you check him out, he checks you back. he flashes you a smile. he signals you to come over. he tells you that he's in town for a one night performance and he's lonely and wants a friend just for the night.

out of the corner of your eye, you see your friend's brother who recently came back from college.

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he seems sad a lot lately and sometimes, you swear, his eyes are swollen from crying. this is your one chance to catch up with him and hey, maybe a relationship blossoms.


WHO DO YOU GO WITH?
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THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!

Who am I kidding, I go for the one night stand. I'm a classless nasty beyotch. Plus he's got all the right equipment already on his belt. :giggle:

@Adore I don't think anything would really happen but I won't tempt you. :lol:
 
I want to be an Applehead! Infact I don't understand this thread.. :mellow:
 
I want to be an Applehead! Infact I don't understand this thread.. :mellow:
We're always recruiting! hehe Just go back and read some other posts, there's a lot of girlie talk and perving and macros and gifs...just fun stuff, random conversation. :D I don't know how else to explain it better.

There's hardly anyone here right now though, so there's not much party going on. :no:
 
I officially hate listening to MJ on my ipod in public because I am always tempted to like, dance walk around like YOU KNOCK ME OFFA MAH FEET NOW BABEH, HOOOOO! :mellow:

Like I don't have a small enough circle of friends...50 more minutes to kill. SIGH
 
*bashes face into desk*

Bnd POST SOME PICTURES OR SOMETHING I'M DYING HERE.

Maybe I should go waste money on coffee...sit around and look at my blank notebook and pretend I'm doing something productive.
 
LOL I love this thread.. oh so basically you talk about ANYTHING? ah that's great.. :p
 
ok ok im here :lol: i was catching up yall are mad with your stories :lmao: i cant rep anyone now :lol:

ok herstory wants mj and adore wants some bad ass ... got it got it

*goes lookin*
 
you are the age you are now. you have the ability to see the future

you are aware this

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grows into this

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(lol not the co-worker in this scenario, he just looks yummy here :D)

DO YOU MARY KAY LETOURNEAU WITHOUT BREAKING THE LAW BUT WATCH THE KID LIKE A HAWK AS YOU WAIT FOR HIM TO GROW UP, BREATHING ON HIS WINDOW?

I can't come up with a clever answer, so I'd just say that I'd watch him like a hawk and anticipate him maturing into future fine self.



night girlie :huggy: im out shortly too and i really mean it.. no staying up till 4 am again :lol:

*snickers* :ninja::evil:



lol, i think i'm playing to the wrong crowd here. WHERE THE F IS ORIE GODDAMN! the one i posted above is the last one tonight.

No, London, I love it! It was just getting so late and me, JAG, and MYAS were getting pretty tired. Plus JAG and MYAS had to get up in the morning. I had to go to bed and get some time in on my CPAP.



ok night applyheads.. :lol: is that even a word.. omg im such a loon when im out of it tired. sleep well and hope you get wonderful Michael dreams! :naughty:

Still not quite there :( Oh well, at least I have my daydreams. At least I can control what goes on in those :ninja:naughty:



So now I have all this time and I'm like, paranoid with all these crotch gifs all over the place someone's going to come up behind me and be like "THERE COULD BE CHILDREN AROUND, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!" :lmao:

If that were to happen, just tell them "Ah come on, the kids need a HIStory lesson. And who better to teach than Michael Jackson and his little visual aids?"
 
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alright guys i have to run. i have to go out and buy my books this morning. good bye to all my money :lol:

cya :waving:
 
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