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Misheard MJ lyrics

I found another one, in Smooth Criminal:

Michael: So they came into the outway, it was sunday - what a black day
Me: So they came into the outlet...
 
Emzi said:
Towards the end of Blues Away he sings: I've got the power.
When I was a kid, I thought he said: I am a flower!

And Smooth Criminal: Annie, are you ok?
Me: Annie, are you walking?
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That is what someone I knew used to sing:rofl:
 
Not sure if this has been said, 41 pages is a lot to read,

Don't Stop Til You Get Enough
Original:Keep on with the force don't stop, don't stop til you get enough
I heard: Keep on with the porn star, don't stop til you get enough

Jacksons - All Night Dancin'
Original: 'Cuz the more I keep on dancin'
I heard: 'Cuz the more white people dancin'
 
:toofunny:dont stop till you get enough is quite a hard song to hear what hes saying :yes:
 
Samweed said:
Not sure if this has been said, 41 pages is a lot to read,

Don't Stop Til You Get Enough
Original:Keep on with the force don't stop, don't stop til you get enough
I heard: Keep on with the porn star, don't stop til you get enough
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Once upon a time...

TarinJade said:
In DSTYGE, even though I know it's actually "when the force starts," I always hear "we're the porn stars."
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Alyssa said:
In black or white i always sing it like this lol

i told my baby on a saturday night

and then the rest of that 1st wee bit i never understood a word of it... (the bit ive highlighted below)

proper lyrics:
I Took My Baby
On A Saturday Bang
Boy Is That Girl With You
Yes We're One And The Same
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Yeah I thought for ages it was that too cause I didnt think it could be on a Saturday bang, cause here in the UK that means something else :ph34r:

karom said:
Dirty Diana: She likes the boys in the band...at first I thought he was saying "She likes to poison the fans" :bugeyed :wtf: :lmao:
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:hysterical::hysterical: Made my day
 
This is what i thought he was saying in Hollywood Tonight

She dips her hand in the sand
Let's all have an orgy
 
analogue said:
This is what i thought he was saying in Hollywood Tonight

She dips her hand in the sand
Let's all have an orgy
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:hysterical:
Instead of what ?

I used to hear something like " heaven"s conected cain..." in YANA.
( I still don"t know what are the right words...:D:doh: )
 
mizzneneluvzmj said:
LOL thats hilarious!!! my aunt used to say "bille jean is bathou lover" LOL..bathou? really?!?
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hahhahahhahahhahaha that was so funny..I am from Greece..My mom can understand a few English words..
when she heard blood on the dance floor when Michael says susie got your number. my mom used to say
Susie kazanova...lol
 
analogue said:
(Hollywood Tonight)
Let's all have an orgy
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zpredra5 said:
:hysterical:
Instead of what ?
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:wild: I'd like to know, too... not seriously "in her painted on jeans"?!?

Nivea said:
I remember a friend of mine said he heard "she was underneath the table, eating sushi with her neighbour" instead of "She ran underneath the table he could see she was unable"
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:rofl: Surely the first thing a woman should do when a murderer is in her appartment...

8701girl said:
*spits drink out of my mouth*

BWAHAHAA!!!! :toofunny: :toofunny:

NO COMMENT :ph34r:...
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Well actually, in BOW magazine AFAIR it was written Michael actually did mean this male very important "attachment" :smilerolleyes:, though I doubt he meant his own :cheeky:.
 
For Black or White I hear

"Damn it you agree with me"

When it's actually

"Don't tell me you agree with me." :p

& every time I sing it, I still say Damn it you agree with me even though I know the proper lyric. :L
 
Everytime I hear Earth Song, I can only think of this (from the early beginnings of this thread I think!):
 
I LOVE THIS THREAD
anyways so there was this radio interview with Akon and he said he never knew what mj was saying in Wanna be startin... so when he told mj, mj was like " well what did u think i was sayin'" and akon goes "well i thought u were saying 'i'm the same mother****** from Arkansa'" and apparently mj laughed his butt of at that...lol
 
0o0jackie0o0 said:
I LOVE THIS THREAD
anyways so there was this radio interview with Akon and he said he never knew what mj was saying in Wanna be startin... so when he told mj, mj was like " well what did u think i was sayin'" and akon goes "well i thought u were saying 'i'm the same mother****** from Arkansa'" and apparently mj laughed his butt of at that...lol
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Wow that's hilarious. :lol:
 
Smooth Criminal: Annie are you o-tchey, are you o-tchey (still hear it that way ^^)...

analogue said:
This is what i thought he was saying in Hollywood Tonight

She dips her hand in the sand
Let's all have an orgy
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Seems to indicate what's on today's people's mind :smilerolleyes: :D.
 
I actually misheard like everything in Human Nature...

Looking out-uh
Cross the night-time
The city wience a sweet as I
Hear her voice
Shook my window
Swissanusing sais

Get me Out
‘N took the night-time
Four holes won’t hole me toniiight
If this town
Is just an (a) hairball
Then let me take a bite!

If they say why, why, tell’em that is human nature
Why, why, does idumi err way
If they say why, why, tell’em that is human nature
Why, why, does idumi err way

Reaching out-uh
Touch a stranger
Eleckric eyes are ev’ryweeeaahhh
Seeve that girl
She knows i’m watching
She like’s the way I steahh

If they say why, why, Stella that is human nature
Why, why, dusidui that way
If they say why, why tchalla that is human nature
Why, why, does iduvi that way
I like living this way
I like loving this way

That way
Auahhh iahaa
Wauhaaaa uhaaahaahaaa

Looking out
Cross the mornin’
The city’s hut begins to beeee
Reaching out
I touch purr shoulder
I’m dreaming other shtreet
If they say why, why, talla dat is human nature
Why, why, dusiduvi that way
If they say why, why.. oooooohh tell’em
Why, whyyyy doeees idumy that way
If they say wuuuaahhy, tadashashashashashasha
Why, UEEEHHH! Does idumi that way
If they say WAI WAI WAI, oooooh, Stella
EEEEEEYY, dusidumi ehh way
If du su wuuaai, ooooh, Stella
Why, why, does iduvi that way
Why, why, tadadadadadada
Why, why, does idumi ah way
I like livin’ this WAAAYYY

Waauuhaaaa, auuwaaaiii
Auuaaaa, aiiuuhaii
Wuuaahhh awaiiii

Tshh thshh tshh
Tshh tshh tshh tshh tshh​

Favorite line: swissanusing sais.

:lol:
 
iShamone;3287666 said:
I actually misheard like everything in Human Nature...

Looking out-uh
Cross the night-time
The city wience a sweet as I
Hear her voice
Shook my window
Swissanusing sais

Get me Out
‘N took the night-time
Four holes won’t hole me toniiight
If this town
Is just an (a) hairball
Then let me take a bite!

If they say why, why, tell’em that is human nature
Why, why, does idumi err way
If they say why, why, tell’em that is human nature
Why, why, does idumi err way

Reaching out-uh
Touch a stranger
Eleckric eyes are ev’ryweeeaahhh
Seeve that girl
She knows i’m watching
She like’s the way I steahh

If they say why, why, Stella that is human nature
Why, why, dusidui that way
If they say why, why tchalla that is human nature
Why, why, does iduvi that way
I like living this way
I like loving this way

That way
Auahhh iahaa
Wauhaaaa uhaaahaahaaa

Looking out
Cross the mornin’
The city’s hut begins to beeee
Reaching out
I touch purr shoulder
I’m dreaming other shtreet
If they say why, why, talla dat is human nature
Why, why, dusiduvi that way
If they say why, why.. oooooohh tell’em
Why, whyyyy doeees idumy that way
If they say wuuuaahhy, tadashashashashashasha
Why, UEEEHHH! Does idumi that way
If they say WAI WAI WAI, oooooh, Stella
EEEEEEYY, dusidumi ehh way
If du su wuuaai, ooooh, Stella
Why, why, does iduvi that way
Why, why, tadadadadadada
Why, why, does idumi ah way
I like livin’ this WAAAYYY

Waauuhaaaa, auuwaaaiii
Auuaaaa, aiiuuhaii
Wuuaahhh awaiiii

Tshh thshh tshh
Tshh tshh tshh tshh tshh​

Favorite line: swissanusing sais.

:lol:
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:hysterical::hysterical:

Is just an (a) hairball
Then let me take a bite!
:puke: :cheeky:
 
Samweed said:
Not sure if this has been said, 41 pages is a lot to read,

Don't Stop Til You Get Enough
Original:Keep on with the force don't stop, don't stop til you get enough
I heard: Keep on with the porn star, don't stop til you get enough
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:rofl:
 
I misheard, and still do, the lyrics from "Another Part of Me"

instead of
"We're sendin' out
A major love"

I hear

"I'm singin' out
I made love"

and I like my version much better.
I don't know if it makes any sense, tho'
 
Did you ever stop to notice the crying earth as weeping show? :lol: Most of the lyrics in Earth Song I make up lmao
 
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I think you hadn't seen the date on which it was posted :scratch: We live in different countries, we have difference in time.
 
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In 'scream' I think the chorus is 'stop the press' but it sounds like hes saying 'stop your bitch!' I prefer my version over his.
 
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