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[Poefiend]

Every mistake is a chance to learn something new, to get something right. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[JMoonwalker88]

MINE SUCKED!!!!! this is what i got

What would Windows be without Solitaire?

come on what can i do with that.......... seriously

 

[Lorraine]

Sometimes I don’t understand life. Other times I’m just bemused. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Poefiend]

Life is gray, rarely black and white. Absolutes are for the immature among us. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

You write the script that is your life. Don’t stutter reading your own lines. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Girlygirl]

Have you named your demons? Do you tease each other? Have you made your peace with them? Yet? - JetCityOrange.com

:mello:lol

 

[SoS]

Language proficiency can be measured in how well you understand jokes and can flirt. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[His confessions]

just as much as I believe in santa claus I do with this, I find it amusing anyway

16, 18, 21, 30... For most of us, adulthood comes gradually in waves. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Michaele]

The smart can be re-educated. The rest, well... - JetCityOrange.com

 

[His confessions]

Everyone gets there. Some of us just take the long way home. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

No creature wants to suffer or feel pain. Help others obtain joy. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Girlygirl]

Do you have a lone roll of film stashed somewhere that needs to be developed? - JetCityOrange.com

!

 

[Dutchie]

"Youth has less baggage, more time, and less to lose."

 

[Lorraine]

hat which is hardest to do is often the most rewarding. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[His confessions]

Unless you’re talking about charity, money and emotions should never be mixed. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

Everyone gets there. Some of us just take the long way home. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Girlygirl]

Luck is only part of the equation. Don’t put too much weight in it. - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

We’ve been going through your garbage for several months now and we have just a few questions for you... - JetCityOrange.com

 

[suspicious_mind]

Why do cartoon characters always have only 3 fingers? - JetCityOrange.com


:mello:

 

[His confessions]

Do you get dressed out of the laundry basket? - JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

Has there ever been a period in your life when you lost all faith? - JetCityOrange.com

 

[His confessions]

It’s easier to save money than to make more. - visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[Girlygirl]

Why do cartoon characters always have only 3 fingers? - JetCityOrange.com


:mello:

^:lol:

Three things you don’t want to hear in a traffic jam: screeching brakes, an approaching siren, "I feel sick. Oops, too late". - visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

Do you think of time moving from right to left, or left to right? - visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[His confessions]

Three things you don’t want to hear in a traffic jam: screeching brakes, an approaching siren, "I feel sick. Oops, too late". - visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[cinderella]

Everyone wants and needs family. true

 

[SoS]

Growing up is supposed to be hard sometimes. It’s often painful and sometimes messy. - visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

Foods that cause gas are not OK when camping in a small tent. - visit JetCityOrange.com
:lol:

 

[Eichhoerndli]

You’re not blonde. That’s just the color you picked up off the shelf. This time. - visit JetCityOrange.com
:lol:

 

[Poefiend]

We grow through our children as much as we raise them. - visit JetCityOrange.com