Photo Captions

[Stargirl]

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:lol:


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One paparazzi down, 3 million to go

 

[Bnd90]

One paparazzi down, 3 million to go

:lol: Good one!!

 

[TarinJade]

^^ *Dies* :hysterical:

 

[Bnd90]

Mike in rehearsal for an upcoming concert.
And all of a sudden the Pepsi people come in.
Mike : Now I know what your thinking...I swear that there is Pepsi in here...

 

[8701girl]

nice one stargirl!
Total classic! :toofunny:

 

[princesmharj]

ahhaha !!! loved it! to death

 

[8701girl]

:toofunny: bnd90! good one

 

[Bnd90]

Michael thinking : That guy in the mirror has some nice looking shoes!

 

[man.in.the.mirror]

Michael thinking : That guy in the mirror has some nice looking shoes!

good one.:hysterical:

 

[Stargirl]

thanks guyz

 

[Stargirl]

:lol:bnd90 those are jokez hehe esp. the pepsi one lmao

 

[analogue]

MJ - ''Ok i know that this is your first time performing with me on stage on all but your doing the routine all wrong! There's thousand of people watching and your making yourself look bad''

 

[Bnd90]

^
:lol:

 

[Bnd90]

Who do you look at first??
:lol:

 

[8701girl]

omg!!!!!!! *blushes* lol

 

[JoeyMJFan]

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:lol:


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Tony Montana, eat your heart out.

 

[JoeyMJFan]

[/i]

I can't stand when Sgt Pepper and his Lonely Hearts Club Band are running late.

 

[JoeyMJFan]

Girl: Is that your pet snake Muscles, or are you just happy to see me.

 

[Bnd90]

Girl: Is that your pet snake Muscles, or are you just happy to see me.

:hysterical: good one!!

 

[8701girl]

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:lol:



Tony Montana, eat your heart out.

Who's that???
did u meant to write tommy mottola?

 

[princesmharj]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!!

 

[Kuukävelijä]

Who's that???
did u meant to write tommy mottola?

I think he means Tony Montana who's in my siggy :lol:

(Good one by the way :rofl

 

[man.in.the.mirror]

Michael: You will soon fall into deeeeeeeeeeeep trance..... *pauses* yes go ahead stare, take it all in......... You start to feel really sleepy and tired........*pauses* tired.........*pauses* No I SAID TIRED NOT HORNY![/quote]



i found this photo caption on another mj forum,i thought it was so funny,i would share it here.

 

[Bnd90]

Michael: You will soon fall into deeeeeeeeeeeep trance..... *pauses* yes go ahead stare, take it all in......... You start to feel really sleepy and tired........*pauses* tired.........*pauses* No I SAID TIRED NOT HORNY!

i found this photo caption on another mj forum,i thought it was so funny,i would share it here.[/QUOTE]

Omg.....:hysterical:

 

[StephluvsMJ]

http://www.mjjcommunity.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1265082&postcount=10

Okay, I've added a second part to this "story" LOL... I so need a life

Part 2: Sneddon sues Michael

Lawyer: Mr Jackson, do you know why you’re here?
Michael: I turned Snedface into a pig?
Lawyer: What you did was humiliating to my client, and it was unacceptable!

Michael: But he was asking for it…
Lawyer: You will be thrown in a prison cell if you did this…Did you, or did you not turn Snedface… I mean… my client into a pig?

Michael: What if I refuse to answer this question?
Lawyer: Remember you are under oath, you must answer truthfully!

Michael: You want the truth?
Lawyer: Yes, Mr Jackson the truth…

Michael: The truth is…

Michael: Mikey tired…
Lawyer: Mr Jackson?

Michael: Mikey go sleepy now.
Lawyer: We have evidence against you Mr Jackson…

Michael:...
Lawyer: Wake up please! We are in a court of law!

Michael: Okay, fine, show me the doggone evidence…
Lawyer: This is Exibit 626. Mr Jackson, please describe what you see in this picture…

Michael: I see…

Michael: *Looks up Sneddon sitting opposite him on the plaintiff’s table*

Michael: *laughs hysterically* This is you all over, man!...

Michael: All over!
Lawyer: Mr Jackson! What do you see?!!

Michael: okay… I see Snedface…
Lawyer: Does it seem strange to you that Snedface…ugh!...Mr Sneddon appears to be a pig in this picture?

Michael: He always looks like that though…
Lawyer: Mr Jackson, this is inappropriate…

Michael: okay… yes, he’s a pig…in the picture I mean
Lawyer: And what possessed you to do such a thing to this innocent man?

Michael: Say what?
Lawyer: what possessed you…

Michael: One order of candy over here!
Lawyer: Mr Jackson, answer my question, please…

Michael: hold the orange jelly babies!
Lawyer: You are disrupting the court…

Michael: *Michael mumbling under his breath* There are orange jelly babies in here! I thought I told them to keep it to themselves!
Lawyer: You are in court, this is inappropr…

Michael: You want some candy?
Lawyer: Mr Jackson…

Michael: The orange jelly babies are all yours…
Lawyer: Mr Jackson, can we please get back on track here…

Michael: Okay… fine, your loss…
Lawyer: Why did you turn my client into a pig?

Michael: It was something that needed to be done. Nature MADE SURE that I compensated for everything Snedface had done to me. I turned him into a pig… Big Deal!
Lawyer: And his boyfriend, Mr Bashir. You had turned him into a dog!

Michael: Bashit was asking for it… he gets on my nerves more than Snedface!
Lawyer: I have no further questions your honor, the defendant has admitted to the crime…
Judge: Do you have anything else you would like to add to your testimony, Mr Jackson?

Michael: Just one other thing, your honor. Somethings that were stated in this court room were false, Snedface, obviously has something against me. But here is one thing that is absolutely true… 100% true your honor…
Judge: and what is that, Mr Jackson?

Michael: I…

…am…

….Sexaayy!
Judge: Mr Jackson, get off the stand!

Michael: *laughs* just thought I’d state the facts

 

[TarinJade]

http://www.mjjcommunity.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1265082&postcount=10

Michael: I see…

Michael: *Looks up Sneddon sitting opposite him on the plaintiff’s table*

Michael: *laughs hysterically* This is you all over, man!...

Michael: okay… I see Snedface…
Lawyer: Does it seem strange to you that Snedface…ugh!...Mr Sneddon appears to be a pig in this picture?

Michael: He always looks like that though…
Lawyer: Mr Jackson, this is inappropriate…

Michael: okay… yes, he’s a pig…in the picture I mean
Lawyer: And what possessed you to do such a thing to this innocent man?

:rollin: :lmao: :hysterical:

 

[raisa]

OMG Steph, that was hilarious, I LOVED the ending, this made my day

 

[Stargirl]

OH MANNNN THAT WAS FUNNY
Do more please!!

 

[jayjackson]

Omg, I love these!!!
I'm not so good at it myself, but I really enjoy watching yours.
God, they're funny

 

[prismsagainst5live]

:clapping: That was damn hilarious! You rock!unk: I wasn'texpecting that ending and it made me do this werid snort lol. all my housemates stared lol. :cheeky: