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Q:
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light
bulb?
Woman'sAnswer:One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And,once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILLBE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVERPICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT


ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!I'm sorry.


What was the question?



:rofl:
 
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^ very funny...and ..um..sadly a bit too revealing....hahaha!
 
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Haha I love this!
Slap this on someone forehead Hehe :lol;!

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mjsladyinhislife said:
Q:
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light
bulb?
Woman'sAnswer:One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And,once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILLBE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVERPICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT


ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!I'm sorry.


What was the question?



:rofl:
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look, know your place and get back in the kitchen :scratch:



LOL:rofl:
 
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RT: I need a toothpick to eat these milk duds, the caramel is so sticky :bugeyed
 
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Hello Sil :) The sky? :lol: :p

No nothing much... how you doing?
 
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"If you don't like my attitude, then you can eff off...you can go to Texas...isn't that where they golf..." :lol: :lol:
 
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RT: the moon was still out in broad daylight the other day :ermm: interesting
 
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"Anyone can whistle, any old day...easy...."
 
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SOMEONE HACKED MY COMPUTER! WAIT TILL I FOUND WHO DID IT :mat:
it'll be hell on earth, I swear... :angry:
 
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RT: I feel like getting married:ph34r::unsure:............jk :lol:

RT: My heart is happy....and.....I think there's something happy in my vitamins :huh: :D

RT: Today is not supposed to be a busy day :bugeyed
 
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