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Cancel my subscription, cause I don't need your issues.....LOL
 
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Thriller_MJ said:
So depressed tonight :no:
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Thriller-I sincerely hope you're still not depressed...:hug:
I hope you're feeling better! :flowers:

wendijane said:
yay :better::D:wub:
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Wendi hun! :give_heart:

Silouette said:
Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.
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Silouette said:
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family
was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's
dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had
no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned
anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the
word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little
nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be f***ed if he needed glasses".ROFL :hysterical::laugh:
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OMG haha, that's funny!! hahaaaa:rollin: :rollin:

Em-Jay said:
GirlyGirl - at least you're going, you'll have better seats than me too :)
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Thanks, Em-Jay! :flowers: I wish you a wonderful time full of great memories! :girl_sigh:
 
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Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family
was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's
dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had
no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned
anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the
word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little
nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be f***ed if he needed glasses"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! :lmao:
 
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^ that is so sad :(

May he rest in peace

My thoughts & prayers are with his family and friends
 
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Booking my accom tommorow :clapping: the price has went down also :wild: yay for me!
 
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I just booked my acommadation and bought my 3 day travelcard for when i'm in London :punk: thats me all sorted now, now i just need to wait till the big day which is 19 days away :wild:
 
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still trying to work this one out :timer:

^
You really are blonde aren't you?
 
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smellyjw said:
I had "Newspaper Mama" in my head :dancin:

OMFG! "Newspaper mama, newspaper mama, every day!" :hysterical: Oh common he was huge in Australia when I was like 3 or 4 :p then the Wiggles took his place.
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The wiggles...please dont remind me! :lol:
 
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See everybody's watchin' an' passin' judgement on every little move and decision I make
How can I be an individual with the weight of the world and 8 other planets to take? :punk:
 
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I don't feel great today. But at least I've sold my Nintendo Wii (which I never used).
 
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