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What is MICHAEL's Funniest Quote ?????

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“Why not just tell people I’m an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They’ll believe anything you say, because you’re a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, “I’m an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight,” people would say, “Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He’s cracked up. You can’t believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.”
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Oh ^^that one is sad because he said it because of the treatment he received from the media.
 
(Jermaine talking about his music in Brotherly Fun Part II)

Jermaine: I bet you a million that tune your writing; I&#8217;ll bet you all that I&#8217;ll sell twice as much as you all do</SPAN></SPAN>

Mike: Not my tunes


Jermaine lost the bet. Wonder if he gave Michael 1 Million dollars? :beee:

[video=youtube;XAATHQY14gA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAATHQY14gA[/video]
@ around 6.16
 
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claudiadoina;3466274 said:
Contrary to what you might expect, Di LEO's is a humble space in a nondescript building. But hanging on those office walls are enough gold and platinum records to make your head spin. And there is also a framed photograph of Frank Dileo and Michael Jackson, from behind, standing at urinals in a public restroom. Above Michael’s head, in Michael’s handwriting, are the words:

“This water sure is cold.” Above Frank’s head, he wrote, “It’s deep too.”
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lucilla;3466454 said:
lol I would LOVE to see that picture. Hey Claudiadoina, where did you get this quote? :)
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Don't know if it is right to post it here, but I believe this is the picture

MJDileorestroom.jpg





Please see here
dileooffice2.jpg


from: http://floacist.wordpress.com/2007/11/21/hit-man-frank-dileo/
 
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um...michael's is so heavy he has to use both hands while Frank can only manage one!... Light as a feather.
 
Hey something so precious can only be held with 2 hands to prevent it from falling down into the water.
 
Petrarose said:
Hey something so precious can only be held with 2 hands to prevent it from falling down into the water.
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:blink: Where did you get that quote?
Or is it an own quote on the Michael and Frank piccie?

This makes me think of another quote since we're on the 'subject'... In Oprah, Michael said: "Its NOT a great place" :D That always had me giggling though...
 
From This Is It

Kenny - Guys, that's the que. I'm sorry, are we missunderstanding something?
Mike - We're sizzling
 
Rappin' 1972 is full of fanny quotes. It would take too much time to count. But my favorite is: 'Let me see what else I like about gals....' :D
'We be illin' - from Commemorated. And there were the funniest moment when woman asked him to sign balls and he answer with such suprised expression: "BALLS???" :rofl:

From Liza Minnelli interview:
Liza: Michael, why did you let me marry this idiot??
MJ: You looked so happy! Your dress was so beautiful!!! So let me go!!!
L: Oh, Michael...
MJ: It's over - RELAX!!!! :rofl:
 
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Michael: And anyway, they turned my room upside-down, went through all my books, all my videotapes, all my private things and they found nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing that could say Michael Jackson did this. Nothing!
Diane: But let me ask you a couple of questions...
Michael: To this day nothing. Still, nothing...
Diane: Let me ask you...
Michael: ...nothing, nothing, nothing!

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Should check out from which interview it is... :blush: but I love this quote...
"... A potpourrie of sounds..." ;D
 
Daryll748 said:
Should check out from which interview it is... :blush: but I love this quote...
"... A potpourrie of sounds..." ;D
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I never think about themes. I let the music create itself. I like it to be a potpourri of all kinds of sounds, all kinds of colors, something for everybody, from the farmer in Ireland to the lady who scrubs toilets in Harlem.
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Funny I was thinking at the exact same quote today but I couldn't decide where to put it in this thread or the smartest quote thread :)

It's from this interview

Michael in the mirror - USA today interview 13 Dec 2001
http://en.michaeljackson.ro/history/interviews/michael-in-the-mirror-usa-today-interview(31)
 
For me, the funniest quote of his is got to be: "Hi, I'm Michael Jackson." Taken out of context, that's hilarious because Michael wouldn't have needed to introduce himself to anyone. The only possible answer to that would be "No sh*t!"
 
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