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[princesmharj]

MJJ: someone bit on my sandwichh!!!!!!!who bit on it!
a guy raise his hands: im so sorry!i didnt know its yours!

 

[princesmharj]

girl: ohh michael!i love it!
mjj: kissed her hardly!
*accidentally breaks girls neck*
but still the girl love it!

 

[The One.]

(first of all, I learned a lot of english in school and they don't teach you the dirty words. But I don't think Michael would maybe call someone a 'loser' so, let's call him a carrot )


MJ (to the security guy): LAST ONE TOUCHING THE UMBRELLA IS A CARROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Security guy thinking *Not again! that's the 5th time today! Ah, just let him run...*

MJ (to the one with the umbrella): Man, he lost again!!!!:lol: :toofunny: He's such a carrot!

:rofl:
lol, that was good

 

[Stargirl]

oh that's so funny!!

this is random but i luv the second quote in ur sig. when did mike say that?!

part where it sayz "help security...therez a buggg on my stage. don't kil don't kill it." or whatevz... yea

 

[mjsexbomb]

:hysterical: those first 2 on this page are funny man!

 

[Stargirl]

Well....I decided to try a couple

Michael: Look guyz, SONY....ATTTTACK!!!!!

or....


Michael: Shut the hell up Bashir or these people, and mind you they are crazy, they'll freaking attack you!

Michael: see this hand, itz gonna connect with your cheek with a whole lot of power if my next outfit is as itchy as this-...oh ooww! that scratched my....ughh!

Michael [singing] : See...now...when you say that i'm bringing sexy back, i think I never lost it baby

Mike: WoahHooo!!! Back off there buddy, you'll get your chance!


thatz all for now... they're not that good but itz my first time...so yeah

 

[TarinJade]

Thanks.

Jackson 5 reunion exposed as fake.
Fans were not fooled by a sequence of mirrors.

^^^ :rofl: :hysterical:

 

[Stargirl]

Sign to WHO?!



lol sorry that sucked. can any1 do a better one?

 

[Stargirl]

^^
someone want to try caption with this one

 

[TarinJade]

"WHOA! Too much information!!"

 

[TialovesMJ]

Mike: eeekkk, I come in peace!

 

[princesmharj]

"WHOA! Too much information!!"

ill try!

man at the back: put ya hand in the ayer!!...gimme all yah money or ill shoot bubbles!!

mj: whoo!!ok!ok~but i only have cent..coz i ate KFC FRIED CHICKEN!whooo!the gravy!hmmm...i remember it again!..(continue tellin' story the bad guys turn back and walk away!)

MJ: yea!WHO"S BAD!

 

[lil_miss_mj]

Michael's new bodyguard was keen to impress on his first day...

:rofl: Oh my goodnesss!!! I loved the Jacksons mirror one too rofl!

 

[TialovesMJ]

Im gonna try again!!

MJ: ok ok...im sorry, i ate all the damn KFC!! I surrendor..but come on, ya'll still love me right??

 

[Dri]

MJ:OHHHHHHHHH,please,please!!!Stay back!!!My wifer,DRI,are jealous!!Please,she will kill me!!GO AWAY!


:hysterical:

 

[raisa]

interviewer: "hey mike, how are the kids doing?"
Michael: "Well, blanket's got diaroea (spelling?), it was such a mess, eeew, you really don't wanna see that, Prince and Paris had it too when they were little but blanket is something else! I'm tellin' ya, if Blanket..."
interviewer: "yeah yeah yeah, ok, enough..."

 

[Stargirl]

lmao those were all great!

 

[Girlygirl]

Im gonna try again!!

MJ: ok ok...im sorry, i ate all the damn KFC!! I surrendor..but come on, ya'll still love me right??

^:lol::rollin:

 

[lil_miss_mj]

For the love of God Diane Diamond, KEEP THEM IN!!

 

[TialovesMJ]

^:lol::rollin:

:lol:..........

 

[Petals]

Veeeeeery good!!! :lol:

Thanks guys!! This thread is VERY funny!! :lol:

 

[princesmharj]

mjj saw a big girl wearing t back and a backless suit

mjj: whhooo!!iw!

 

[carolMy]

hahahhaha
They are so hilarious!!!

thanks for posting them

 

[Stargirl]

Someone should do these ones :

 

[princesmharj]

Someone should do these ones :

stop following me as if your my shadow!argg!gRRRR!

mjj: did u see the man standing there!?
caulkin: yea!why?
mjj: he farted!........at me!he did not notice it!coz he fart when the music start rolling!i think he forgot that his wearing earphones!ashame to him!
LOL

 

[princesmharj]

singing..
you aint bad you aint nothing..

 

[princesmharj]

MJJ: security!!!!!!!!!!!my hair is eating me!whooo!!!!

security: oops! pplease turn off the big fan

MJJ: ohhh thanks!!! whoo!

 

[princesmharj]

can someone call a SECURITY!
theres a bug sleeping in my FINGER!ohh!!!..please dont kill it!

 

[Stargirl]

lmao. these were amazing princesmharj

 

[princesmharj]

lmao. these were amazing princesmharj

ohhh thank u dear