Appleheads!

Juicy Party I am [IN] for the game.
He likes him some peach, you can tell!
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"who me? private private private"
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"maaaaybe"
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Work in a half hour. FML.

well we got pvc sitting down thighs!
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or
im coming to get you buckled up thighs!
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or

will you be there for me thighs!
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or exposed belly n thighs!
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*pushes shopping cart*
Oh my, look at all the varietes! :girl_happy:
It's important to squeeze them and test the ripeness. :yes:

I refuse to miss this. I REFUSE! This is the closest I'll ever get to seeing MJ "live" now. I'm gonna see who all wants to go and order the tickets. Those who don't give me an answer can go get their own damn tickets. I ain't screwing around. My ass is going.
I feel the same way like this is the closest I'll ever get to the real thing... I'm hoping since my city isn't all that big it won't be as mobbed but who can tell...I've been checking fandango every day. :mello:

Or I could always resort to the sneaky maneuver I used to use when I wanted to see an R rated movie but was too young, buy a ticket for something else at the same time and slither inside. :lol: I'm such a rebel...that's only if they leave me no other choice, that or cutting a bitch.

just pack plenty of snot rags..lol

Go up to the snack bar, "How much for one of those industrial sized toilet paper rolls from the bathroom?"

Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening to my Horny Ho Toads..
Here is a lil something I thought I wld post for you all.. Um I know MYAS said she got the likka (liquor), JAG got the chips n stuff, um but I will still need about $50 each for gas..
We are gonna be a lil cramped but we will make it..

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Why am I staring at London's ass? :mello:

Awesome, Orie! Someone better bring us some food!
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Hint: we won't complain about:
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as we intend on staying in front of his house for as long as humany possible, making loadza noise with this:
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and this
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and using all possible distractions - few of the list:
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,
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).

We can do everything to keep him distracted, can't we? :p
OMG :lmao:

I can only imagine...his kids running up to his room like :bugeyed "DADDY! DADDY! THERE ARE STRIPPERS WITH BONGO DRUMS OUTSIDE OUR HOUSE!" He'd be out of bed in a second to shield their eyes.

We ain't standing outside that house Limon! We STORMING that bitch! I'm bringing my heavy metal baseball bat so when we get inside the house y'all bum rush Murray and I'll ht him over the head with the bat. HARD. Then we take Mike and the kids and RUN LIKE HELL!!!
We could just have the T-rex we bought stick his head through the window, save Michael and the kids and then give him Murray as a snack? :D

my bad....disney!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3llHHPOUJ44

*watches clip with peach juice ready*
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OK one question...why are they pushing him into a mine shaft?
 
u gonna get me in soooo much trouble :ninja: can't have shaft right next to peach juice and not expect me to talk about the imagery!!! what are you DOING to me? :ninja:
Thinking such things in the presence of Donald Duck and Pooh bear? Never seen such a lack of decency in all my days... :nono:

shaftshaftshaft
shaftshaftshaft
shaftshaftshaft
shaftshaftshaft

:fear:
 
Thinking such things in the presence of Donald Duck and Pooh bear? Never seen such a lack of decency in all my days... :nono:

shaftshaftshaft
shaftshaftshaft
shaftshaftshaft
shaftshaftshaft

:fear:

there would have been a reason they called it the magic kingdom :lol: me and my KING would have had fun there.....riding rides......eating treats :ninja:
 
lord i know....NOT peach juice material, lmao.

:girl_whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaZzZactGQU
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OOohhhh!!! Juicy!


OOOOohhhhh!!! Even juicier! :lol:

"who me? private private private"
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"maaaaybe"
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OMG! He's sooooooo got damn CUTE when he's embarrassed! JFC!!! :heart:

there would have been a reason they called it the magic kingdom :lol: me and my KING would have had fun there.....riding rides......eating treats :ninja:

MAGIC KINGDOM huh? Will there be llamas? :ninja:
 
Or I could always resort to the sneaky maneuver I used to use when I wanted to see an R rated movie but was too young, buy a ticket for something else at the same time and slither inside. :lol: I'm such a rebel...that's only if they leave me no other choice, that or cutting a bitch.

You did this too?
:cool: shhhhhhhh

OMG :lmao:

I can only imagine...his kids running up to his room like :bugeyed "DADDY! DADDY! THERE ARE STRIPPERS WITH BONGO DRUMS OUTSIDE OUR HOUSE!" He'd be out of bed in a second to shield their eyes.

:hysterical: guuurlll can say no more my stomach hurts from laughing!!!


OK one question...why are they pushing him into a mine shaft?

I see deep wet black...
 
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And this just needs to be posted again... just because...

i seriously want to kiss this photographers feet. he caught him precisely at the best moment.....hat low to have some mystery, lips puckered perfectly, mid move, sparkly goodness.....damn damn damn, epic win!
 
good evening all, :D
hope you all doing well :D

am just sat here eating noodles for my
tea :D
lol, really i havent eatan probelry for three weeks,
but thats erelvent


are we all ok ?


xxxxx
 
OMFG just saw the BEST comment ever on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-dX3lqH7HU

"Can you stalk a ghost? I'm getting ready too!"

i'm so there with you boo, soooooo there!!!
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He's gonna have a lot of stalkers when our generation dies!
Can you imagine us, in a 100 years, in hell running into one another?

"Hi BES omg you're in hell as well? what are you up to?"

"shhhhh!!!! I am stalking Michael. I brought HB with me, but she stopped with the llamas over there, feeding them or something.
We need to get to heaven quickly"

"Why?"

"Stupid Limon, don't you know Michael just visits shafts of Hell, he doesn't actually live here"

"ahhhh... Can I stalk him with you?"

"..... if you keep your hands off the Bad incarnation, you slut"

"......
...
Okaaaay"

" Fine. Watch out, Orie got us a crowded lift to heaven.. there she goes! Get on the back! HB, come over here! I take the front!"...




the story continues :p ;)
 
;) expensive creative writing degree put to work...oh how i love it

Haha I love it when it's like that... when I can't make up my mind if it was an unintentional word play or not.
It's like, the line between it being intentional and unintentional with booghost is super thin.
 
i love that come toether vid :p

i personally think its better than the beatles
*dont shoot me*
am not really a fan of the beatles tbh

but michael made that song kick ass
and but Sexy in to it :)
 
He's gonna have a lot of stalkers when our generation dies!
Can you imagine us, in a 100 years, in hell running into one another?

"Hi BES omg you're in hell as well? what are you up to?"

"shhhhh!!!! I am stalking Michael. I brought HB with me, but she stopped with the llamas over there, feeding them or something. We need to get to heaven quickly"

"Why?"

"Stupid Limon, don't you know Michael just visits shafts of Hell, he doesn't actually live here"

"ahhhh... Can I stalk him with you?"

"..... if you keep your hands off the Bad incarnation, you slut"

"......
...
Okaaaay"

" Fine. Watch out, Orie got us a crowded lift to heaven.. there she goes! Get on the back! HB, come over here! I take the front!"...



the story continues :p ;)

BWAHAHAH....loves it girl! girrrrrrrlllll.

you can have smooth ass, i'll give you THAT bad era mike. omg, look at the gif in your siggy...when he shifts...things shake and move :ninja: im just noticing :wild: thank you LIMON.....
 
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i love that come toether vid :p

i personally think its better than the beatles
*dont shoot me*
am not really a fan of the beatles tbh

but michael made that song kick ass
and but Sexy in to it :)

i looooove this version much more, and NOT just because it's michael or because i want to make babies with him on the stage in the video. it's just so rock, his voice much grittier, just perfect. makes me dance, and i looooove the more hardcore beat to it. he should have released that as a regular video, NO one would question how people could be attracted to him then.
 
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