You know you're obsessed with MJ when...

I don't if its on here yet, but You know you're obsessed when you own all his albums in original form, special editions, and other re-issues yet you still get excited whenever you hear one of his songs on the radio.

There's just something magical about knowing that you are not the only one hearing the song at that very moment. :)
 
Another thing I've noticed I've been doing: taking a look at the year of the book I'm reading or movie I'm watching, and instantly thinking about what Michael was doing during that exact year.

OMG! I do the same thing!! That is hilarious...Everything is in Michael time line
 
Great thread! I do most of those in the lists! It's kinda embarrassing 'cause I'm a 59 yr old woman! LOL You young girls have more of an excuse? ROTF?

Also - Get frustrated when I haven't had "my daily dose of Michael" ie: hearing a song or two, watching youtubes, reading his books or about him in a mag, etc. Talking about how fabulous he is to someone else! Seeing his sweet smile, over and over!
 
Hahah there are many that have been mentioned that I do, but this one I'm horribly horribly guilty of doing! I do this EVERY day!

omg...I do it too! It's funny because whenever I do it, I think to myself, "geez, i'm psycho-obsessed with him, I wonder if other Michael fans do this too...Nah, definitely not..." I'm happy to learn that I was wrong!
 
Great thread! I do most of those in the lists! It's kinda embarrassing 'cause I'm a 59 yr old woman! LOL You young girls have more of an excuse? ROTF?

Also - Get frustrated when I haven't had "my daily dose of Michael" ie: hearing a song or two, watching youtubes, reading his books or about him in a mag, etc. Talking about how fabulous he is to someone else! Seeing his sweet smile, over and over!

Hahahahaha! Ditto - and I'm 52.:agree:
 
Girl,I do that too...

I was in the library doing some research for a paper and there was a book on US economic trade in 1984, and my brain immediately connected it to Michael....

Also, everytime I hear Michael, Mike, Jackson or any MJ songs, I zone in and focus on that.

It's like my brain functions in a MJ mode. :cool: :lol:

Okay so this is scarey. I was sick with the flu and watched only movies from the 80's - wondering if MJ had seen them and what he thought about them. Doesn't dare talk to shrink about it...:smilerolleyes:
 
OMG ....you can add this one to your list:
60- You spent time counting the things you did on this list.
LOL



These are the ones I had done:

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50
48
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43
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40
41
37
39
36
32
29
28
27
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16
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PS: ohhh.. I found a new one:
61- Your boyfriend is becoming jealous of your obsession.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 
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- Persuading others to watch MJ vids because you want them to see what we see.

I looooove this one I keep doing this to people around me.
Took my bf yesterday to watch :)ninja: again :ninja:) TII.
I know it might prove the dangerous thing but nvm.

me: "so what did you think about the movie?"
bf "it was ... okay"
me ?????? :unsure:
me: "but did you see this and this??"
bf: "yeah..."
me: "and this and this????"
bf: "yeah"...
me: "and this too? and you still don't think it was the greatest movie ever"?
bf .... :mellow:
me: ..... "forget I asked. It's wonderful. ok? Wonderful. Repeat after me: TII is wonderful"



Basically a little terrorist in me did not allow him to have his own opinion :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:


and yeah, a lot of those points are me too .... :ninja:
 
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I looooove this one I keep doing this to people around me.
Took my bf yesterday to watch :)ninja: again :ninja:) TII.
I know it might prove the dangerous thing but nvm.

me: "so what did you think about the movie?"
bf "it was ... okay"
me ?????? :unsure:
me: "but did you see this and this??"
bf: "yeah..."
me: "and this and this????"
bf: "yeah"...
me: "and this too? and you still don't think it was the greatest movie ever"?
bf .... :mellow:
me: ..... "forget I asked. It's wonderful. ok? Wonderful. Repeat after me: TII is wonderful"



Basically a little terrorist in me did not allow him to have his own opinion :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:


and yeah, a lot of those points are me too .... :ninja:

Haha, i love how you've asked about million times whether he saw certain parts- he was probably thinking "I was there!" I'm exactly the same though! :)

Another few...;
(not sure if this one has been done actually) - When you have more than 1 greatest hits album if not all- as long as Michaels names on the cover, your buying it!
- When you watch a video of him with your family and your giggling away at something funny he does, then you look around and no one else is laughing. (Everything he does is cute & funny to us! lol)
- When you always think to yourself "What would Michael do?" or "What would Michael say?"
- Instead of saying "Come on!" you say "Shamone!"
- Telling your friends things like "Dont worry, just Keep The Faith." - whilst secretly thinking in your head, hehe i put in something Michael related there & they won't even notice! (Is that too sad? lol!)
 
When you see certain words which causes a Michael song to automatically pop into your head. Like "save" and hearing "stop the love you save" looping endlessly in your head. Or hearing your mom say the word "remember" and having the urge to sing "Do you remember..."
 
Yeah..... when you use the lyrics expressions in your daily life to complete actions and people's words... it's true! Me too... :)


When you see certain words which causes a Michael song to automatically pop into your head. Like "save" and hearing "stop the love you save" looping endlessly in your head. Or hearing your mom say the word "remember" and having the urge to sing "Do you remember..."
 
When the second you've got the house to yourself you sing for literally an hour at the top of you voice every Michael song you know so the neighbours can hear!

When you go out to the shops for the sole purpose of finding a new DVD/CD to add to your already huge Michael Jackson collection
 
I don't if its on here yet, but You know you're obsessed when you own all his albums in original form, special editions, and other re-issues yet you still get excited whenever you hear one of his songs on the radio.

There's just something magical about knowing that you are not the only one hearing the song at that very moment. :)
Is so wonderful when Mikey comes on :)

Another thing I've noticed I've been doing: taking a look at the year of the book I'm reading or movie I'm watching, and instantly thinking about what Michael was doing during that exact year.

Haha I've been doing that lately too! Gosh this is so scary how we are all so similar haha

I do so many things you guys mention!!

A few months ago I got shouted at in maths class. I couldn't do the works so I shouted "I DONT UNDERSTAAAND IT, YEAH YEAH" and everyone was like :mello:

Keep them coming!
HAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHA Oh gosh! I just laughed out loud so hard right then lol. Choked on the water I was drinking haha. Hilarious!!!
 
You know you're obsessed with Mikey when you go out driving, pumping Michael at the maximum volume level hoping that a fellow Michael fan hears and appreciates it! Or gives me a wave hehe

I'm yet to find those fans haha. Just lots of onlookers who look at me weirdly haha :p
 
When you can´t help your feets dancing at the bus... when the radio plays... "beat it"...and people look at you.
 
You know you're obsessed with Mikey when you go out driving, pumping Michael at the maximum volume level hoping that a fellow Michael fan hears and appreciates it! Or gives me a wave hehe

I'm yet to find those fans haha. Just lots of onlookers who look at me weirdly haha :p

Hehehe....I've done this plenty of times...After we left the theatre the first time we saw "This Is It", my sister and I blasted MJ while driving out of the parking lot with everyone still outside going to their cars...I saw a lot of smiles!
 
Is so wonderful when Mikey comes on :)



Haha I've been doing that lately too! Gosh this is so scary how we are all so similar haha


HAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHA Oh gosh! I just laughed out loud so hard right then lol. Choked on the water I was drinking haha. Hilarious!!!

LOL!!! You're the best! I love it!
 
Just found this on the internet....it's hilarious! :hysterical: I can relate to many of them.
This isn't even the full list, check out the Facebook-page!

Readin' them made me smile and since that's what we need here I thought I'd put it in a thread. ;)


1.) You join a million groups like this

2.) You shriek whenever you meet another fan.

3.) Another celeb is wearing an outfit, you think about how MJ would look ten times more fierce in it.

4.) You can’t listen to anyone else because it just sounds worse

5.) You spend your time talking online to other fans instead of your real life, non-fan friends

6.) You grab any newspaper/magazine that has his face on the cover

7.) Try to sneak him into every conversation topic your having with someone

8.) Stay up till 12am, even though you have a job/school watching Michael Jackson on youtube.

9.) You rewind to the parts in his videos where he smiles and watch it again…and again…and again.

10.) You listen to the beginning of IJCSLY over and over and pretend he’s whispering in your ear

11.) You know what IJCSLY stands for

12.) Went into a sorta semi-depression when he died

13.) You love all his cheesy outfits in the early days,even though they’d look horrible on anyone else

14.) You named your baby boy Michael (Or is planning to)

15.) Because you didn’t have a boy, you named your baby girl Michael. (She won’t be happy when she grows up.)

16.) You annoy the heck out of your boyfriend/husband because you keep going on about how amazing and hot MJ is

17.) You TRY to copy his dance moves

18.) Even if you can’t dance

19.) You call your radio station a million times to request Michael Jackson songs

20.) You’ve listened to EVERY album at least a million times

21.) You find yourself gazing into his eyes…on the poster in your bedroom

22.) You make a mini shrine of MJ

23.) You spaz on anyone who says anything negative about him, then launch into a gigantic rant with EVERY FACT that ever existed

24.) You try and force your friends to become obsessed with Michael Jackson

25.) He is your ideal boyfriend

26.) You pray to Michael.

27.) You & your MJ family have your own special lingo that only you understand;
“OMJ”
“Michaelicious”
“Golden Glory”
“MJ Sister”
“Tag Me”
“Mikegasms”
“Keep Michaeling”
“MJ Dreaming”
(I especially thank Nicole Charrison for this one. I ROFLed)

28.) Everytime you go to the store your eyes are looking around frantically for Michael merchandise. (By Tina Pyt Greaves)

29.) Your computer crashed with 10 gigabytes worth of Michael pictures and videos

30.) Instead of writing History,you write HIStory.

31.) You know every hee-hee and every pow and shamone’s in every song.

32.) You have spent your weekend on YouTube watching those adorable Michael Moments

33.) 99% of your 86 notifications include, ______ has commented on a photo of you, you check the comment and it’s of an MJ pic.

34.) You basically only have Twitter/Facebook to promote Michael Jackson

35.) You talk to the Michael posters in your room

36.) You know which album every song comes from, what year it came out, the awards it’s won and EVERY WORD of the songs.

37.) Your heart skips a beat every time you see the word “Michael”

38.) You may also faint

39.) Or shriek very loudly

40.) Your worst enemy becomes a Michael fan. All of a sudden, you’re best friends.


41.) You fell into a trance, listening to Planet Earth.

42.) You bought the This is It CD, even if it’s just a bunch of songs on CDs you already own.

43.) You preach to others about the wonderfulness of MJ.

44.) Even if they’re strangers.

45.) You swooned looking at GOLD PANTS. ;)

46.) You swooned talking about GOLD PANTS.

47.) Your friend stubs her toe, shrieking OWWW. You add the “hee-hee” before you ask her if she’s okay.

48.) You have moonwalked around the house.

49.) You have tripped or fallen over something while moonwalking around the house.

50.) You scoff at the MJ imitators because you know there can never be the same angel again.

51.) You drew numerous pictures of MJ

52.) Even though you can’t draw

53.) For class, you were asked to research an important figure in history, you picked Michael Jackson.

54.) And even though the minimum amount was 2 pages, you presented your teacher with a novel.

55.) You curled your hair

56.) Then decided you looked lame because no one can defeat Michael’s hair.

57.) You have framed pictures of Michael.

58.) You have wall murals of Michael.

59.) You wanted to steal the cardboard cutout of Michael that sits in movie theater lobbies for This is It.

60.) You HAVE stolen the cardboard cutout of Michael from your local movie theater lobby.


This list is really good. But only the ones in red is really true for me. For number 4 I like to listen to other kinds of music. But after listen to them for a little awhile I just have to put Michael right back on. Because he is who I feel more comfortable to listen to the most. For number 12 it wasn't a semi depression I went in to after Michael's death. It was a full blown deep depression. Which I'm still pretty much in now. For 29 my computer only crash twice because of it. The first time it happen I had lost all of my MJ pictures and videos. I was very upset about it. But when it happen a second time I was able to have my computer restore to where I was able to get back all of the pictures and videos of Michael that I thought I lost for good. And for number 55. I haven't had my hair cut in over 9 years because of my curls. Because they remind me of so much of Michael's curls. That I do not want to lose them if I got my hair cut.


Here is some other ones that is me. That wern't listed:


You wear Michael Jackson t-shirts 24/7

You wear black pants, white socks, and black loafers all of the time

You wear a MJ necklace 24/7

You wake up and go to sleep thinking only about Michael

You go to a window and look up at either the clouds and the stars and talk to them. because it is your way of talking to Michael.

You have to make it a point to listen to Michael a few times or so a day every single day.

For the first few months after Michael's horrible death. You had dreams and nightmares about him every single time you went to sleep.
 
You look at your phone- not for the messages, but to stare at the photo of MJ you have on the screen plus the others you have already stored. (yup, Michaeling on my cellphone :))

When you're bored, you either doodle his face, write his name or write your first name and his last name or do all of these on whatever paper, notebook or notepad you have.

Waiting for someone to design a ring with the MJ logo too. Of course, I know which finger to put it on :ph34r:
 
Other ones could be...........

You wish you win the lottery just so you can buy all the Michael Jackson memorabilia in the whole world!

You dream of bringing Michael back to life when ever you think of him (which is all the time)!

You own more then two copies of Thriller!

Going to Michael Jackson's Exhibition has become the most important task in life.
-> After that, watching Michael Jackson's This Is It has become the most important task in life.
-> After that, buying Michael Jackson's Opus has become the most important task in like.
-> And Finally, buying the DVD/BluRay of Michael Jackson's This Is It has become the most important task in life.

You wage war on anyone who says bad things about Michael(even he/she is your best friend, sibling, parent, cousin, uncle/aunt, boss at work, etc.

You hate Sony for milking Michael Jackson but will still buy any Michael Jackson related item released by them.
 
Things I constantly do at work are instead of saying come on I say 'shamone'. When I hurt myself I have to say owwwwww instead of ow. Oh and everytime I have to write love I always write it l.o.v.e.
 
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