Bee
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Just found this on the internet....it's hilarious! :hysterical: I can relate to many of them.
This isn't even the full list, check out the Facebook-page!
Readin' them made me smile and since that's what we need here I thought I'd put it in a thread.
1.) You join a million groups like this
2.) You shriek whenever you meet another fan.
3.) Another celeb is wearing an outfit, you think about how MJ would look ten times more fierce in it.
4.) You can’t listen to anyone else because it just sounds worse
5.) You spend your time talking online to other fans instead of your real life, non-fan friends
6.) You grab any newspaper/magazine that has his face on the cover
7.) Try to sneak him into every conversation topic your having with someone
8.) Stay up till 12am, even though you have a job/school watching Michael Jackson on youtube.
9.) You rewind to the parts in his videos where he smiles and watch it again…and again…and again.
10.) You listen to the beginning of IJCSLY over and over and pretend he’s whispering in your ear
11.) You know what IJCSLY stands for
12.) Went into a sorta semi-depression when he died
13.) You love all his cheesy outfits in the early days,even though they’d look horrible on anyone else
14.) You named your baby boy Michael (Or is planning to)
15.) Because you didn’t have a boy, you named your baby girl Michael. (She won’t be happy when she grows up.)
16.) You annoy the heck out of your boyfriend/husband because you keep going on about how amazing and hot MJ is
17.) You TRY to copy his dance moves
18.) Even if you can’t dance
19.) You call your radio station a million times to request Michael Jackson songs
20.) You’ve listened to EVERY album at least a million times
21.) You find yourself gazing into his eyes…on the poster in your bedroom
22.) You make a mini shrine of MJ
23.) You spaz on anyone who says anything negative about him, then launch into a gigantic rant with EVERY FACT that ever existed
24.) You try and force your friends to become obsessed with Michael Jackson
25.) He is your ideal boyfriend
26.) You pray to Michael.
27.) You & your MJ family have your own special lingo that only you understand;
“OMJ”
“Michaelicious”
“Golden Glory”
“MJ Sister”
“Tag Me”
“Mikegasms”
“Keep Michaeling”
“MJ Dreaming”
(I especially thank Nicole Charrison for this one. I ROFLed)
28.) Everytime you go to the store your eyes are looking around frantically for Michael merchandise. (By Tina Pyt Greaves)
29.) Your computer crashed with 10 gigabytes worth of Michael pictures and videos
30.) Instead of writing History,you write HIStory.
31.) You know every hee-hee and every pow and shamone’s in every song.
32.) You have spent your weekend on YouTube watching those adorable Michael Moments
33.) 99% of your 86 notifications include, ______ has commented on a photo of you, you check the comment and it’s of an MJ pic.
34.) You basically only have Twitter/Facebook to promote Michael Jackson
35.) You talk to the Michael posters in your room
36.) You know which album every song comes from, what year it came out, the awards it’s won and EVERY WORD of the songs.
37.) Your heart skips a beat every time you see the word “Michael”
38.) You may also faint
39.) Or shriek very loudly
40.) Your worst enemy becomes a Michael fan. All of a sudden, you’re best friends.
41.) You fell into a trance, listening to Planet Earth.
42.) You bought the This is It CD, even if it’s just a bunch of songs on CDs you already own.
43.) You preach to others about the wonderfulness of MJ.
44.) Even if they’re strangers.
45.) You swooned looking at GOLD PANTS.
46.) You swooned talking about GOLD PANTS.
47.) Your friend stubs her toe, shrieking OWWW. You add the “hee-hee” before you ask her if she’s okay.
48.) You have moonwalked around the house.
49.) You have tripped or fallen over something while moonwalking around the house.
50.) You scoff at the MJ imitators because you know there can never be the same angel again.
51.) You drew numerous pictures of MJ
52.) Even though you can’t draw
53.) For class, you were asked to research an important figure in history, you picked Michael Jackson.
54.) And even though the minimum amount was 2 pages, you presented your teacher with a novel.
55.) You curled your hair
56.) Then decided you looked lame because no one can defeat Michael’s hair.
57.) You have framed pictures of Michael.
58.) You have wall murals of Michael.
59.) You wanted to steal the cardboard cutout of Michael that sits in movie theater lobbies for This is It.
60.) You HAVE stolen the cardboard cutout of Michael from your local movie theater lobby.
This isn't even the full list, check out the Facebook-page!
Readin' them made me smile and since that's what we need here I thought I'd put it in a thread.
1.) You join a million groups like this
2.) You shriek whenever you meet another fan.
3.) Another celeb is wearing an outfit, you think about how MJ would look ten times more fierce in it.
4.) You can’t listen to anyone else because it just sounds worse
5.) You spend your time talking online to other fans instead of your real life, non-fan friends
6.) You grab any newspaper/magazine that has his face on the cover
7.) Try to sneak him into every conversation topic your having with someone
8.) Stay up till 12am, even though you have a job/school watching Michael Jackson on youtube.
9.) You rewind to the parts in his videos where he smiles and watch it again…and again…and again.
10.) You listen to the beginning of IJCSLY over and over and pretend he’s whispering in your ear
11.) You know what IJCSLY stands for
12.) Went into a sorta semi-depression when he died
13.) You love all his cheesy outfits in the early days,even though they’d look horrible on anyone else
14.) You named your baby boy Michael (Or is planning to)
15.) Because you didn’t have a boy, you named your baby girl Michael. (She won’t be happy when she grows up.)
16.) You annoy the heck out of your boyfriend/husband because you keep going on about how amazing and hot MJ is
17.) You TRY to copy his dance moves
18.) Even if you can’t dance
19.) You call your radio station a million times to request Michael Jackson songs
20.) You’ve listened to EVERY album at least a million times
21.) You find yourself gazing into his eyes…on the poster in your bedroom
22.) You make a mini shrine of MJ
23.) You spaz on anyone who says anything negative about him, then launch into a gigantic rant with EVERY FACT that ever existed
24.) You try and force your friends to become obsessed with Michael Jackson
25.) He is your ideal boyfriend
26.) You pray to Michael.
27.) You & your MJ family have your own special lingo that only you understand;
“OMJ”
“Michaelicious”
“Golden Glory”
“MJ Sister”
“Tag Me”
“Mikegasms”
“Keep Michaeling”
“MJ Dreaming”
(I especially thank Nicole Charrison for this one. I ROFLed)
28.) Everytime you go to the store your eyes are looking around frantically for Michael merchandise. (By Tina Pyt Greaves)
29.) Your computer crashed with 10 gigabytes worth of Michael pictures and videos
30.) Instead of writing History,you write HIStory.
31.) You know every hee-hee and every pow and shamone’s in every song.
32.) You have spent your weekend on YouTube watching those adorable Michael Moments
33.) 99% of your 86 notifications include, ______ has commented on a photo of you, you check the comment and it’s of an MJ pic.
34.) You basically only have Twitter/Facebook to promote Michael Jackson
35.) You talk to the Michael posters in your room
36.) You know which album every song comes from, what year it came out, the awards it’s won and EVERY WORD of the songs.
37.) Your heart skips a beat every time you see the word “Michael”
38.) You may also faint
39.) Or shriek very loudly
40.) Your worst enemy becomes a Michael fan. All of a sudden, you’re best friends.
41.) You fell into a trance, listening to Planet Earth.
42.) You bought the This is It CD, even if it’s just a bunch of songs on CDs you already own.
43.) You preach to others about the wonderfulness of MJ.
44.) Even if they’re strangers.
45.) You swooned looking at GOLD PANTS.
46.) You swooned talking about GOLD PANTS.
47.) Your friend stubs her toe, shrieking OWWW. You add the “hee-hee” before you ask her if she’s okay.
48.) You have moonwalked around the house.
49.) You have tripped or fallen over something while moonwalking around the house.
50.) You scoff at the MJ imitators because you know there can never be the same angel again.
51.) You drew numerous pictures of MJ
52.) Even though you can’t draw
53.) For class, you were asked to research an important figure in history, you picked Michael Jackson.
54.) And even though the minimum amount was 2 pages, you presented your teacher with a novel.
55.) You curled your hair
56.) Then decided you looked lame because no one can defeat Michael’s hair.
57.) You have framed pictures of Michael.
58.) You have wall murals of Michael.
59.) You wanted to steal the cardboard cutout of Michael that sits in movie theater lobbies for This is It.
60.) You HAVE stolen the cardboard cutout of Michael from your local movie theater lobby.
