"You Aint Seen Nothing Yet"

[FlyAway]

Have you read "a bird in the bush" or "a bird in the the bush"?

A bird in the bush

 

[Arklove]

An umbrella.

Yes

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

 

[BUMPER SNIPPET]

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

 

[FlyAway]

Yes

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

In a language you did not understand...

 

[Arklove]

In a language you did not understand...

Nope

 

[Pimboli]

Wrong. The extremes of your X wouldn't touch the corners of your square, which means they wouldn't form triangles, but a simple X in a square.

Think again

Take four matches and make a square... and light the 2 matches left :lol:

 

[SimplyMagic]

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

Do you mind?

 

[BUMPER SNIPPET]

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you later :rofl:

 

[Arklove]

Do you mind?

Yup

If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?

 

[BUMPER SNIPPET]

 

[SimplyMagic]

If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?

K9P :rollin:

 

[Arklove]

K9P :rollin:

Yes :rofl:

 

[BUMPER SNIPPET]

:lol: @ K9P

Knock, knock.


I said KNOCK KNOCK!

 

[SimplyMagic]

Who's there?

 

[BUMPER SNIPPET]

Who's there?

...The

 

[SimplyMagic]

The who?

 

[BUMPER SNIPPET]

The who?

[youtube]QoPWALM2riQ[/youtube]

 

[BUMPER SNIPPET]

BREAKING NEWS:

3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

 

[raz2911]

You guys do keep me entertained while we wait for the announcement

 

[BUMPER SNIPPET]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?


































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How do you breathe through that thing?

 

[SimplyMagic]

^ That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts? :rofl:

 

[BUMPER SNIPPET]

^ That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts? :rofl:

Maybe a couple of nuts, but I am not sure for the peanuts. :lol:

 

[IMWhizzle]

Omg, this is hilarious!

 

[BUMPER SNIPPET]

 

[BUMPER SNIPPET]

Ok, let's start with Chuck Norris jokes

 

[SimplyMagic]

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't build up the courage to tell him yet.

 

[BUMPER SNIPPET]

Chuck Norris can surround his enemies alone.

 

[BUMPER SNIPPET]

[youtube]WIHAkqCls4A[/youtube]


Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

 

[Daryll748]

indeed; this is so much fun :tease:

3 hours to go UK time and 4 :doh: if you live in Belgium...

It's MJJC related hey :scratch: :ermm:

 

[SimplyMagic]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.