Lame Pick up Lines LOL

[L.J]

ahahaha these are neat :lol:

 

[HilarylovesMJ]

^yes they are! :lol:

 

[Ape]

lol funny


Why can't I think of any?

I hope you know CPR cause I'm about to need it after seeing you.*falls down on the floor in front of her*

(lol..I dunno I just made it up)

 

[Poefiend]

:lol: good one ape

 

[Femkela]

This is not really a pick up line, but: your eyes are just like stars! Not because they twinkle so brightly, but because they stand so far apart from eachother!

 

[Lorraine]

I love you



:lol:

 

[Hachi]

Lol a guy actually said this to me once!!!!

Baby is your dad a Martian? cuz your out of this world!!!!!

And

Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast?
(...Why)
Cuz Your magically delicious!!!

 

[Lorraine]

:lol:

 

[lil_miss_mj]

You must be a parking ticket, cos you got FINE written all over you!

Quagmire, anyone? :rofl:

 

[Girlygirl]

:lol:

Baby is your dad a Martian? cuz your out of this world!!!!!

:rollin::rollin:

 

[Roxanne]

excuse me miss. are u from poland ? :ermm: :lol:

 

[Sdeidjs]

Oh...my goodness gracious...Giggles...ladies do guys really say this stuff..?

 

[lil_miss_mj]

Yes, lol!!
One time a guy came up to me and said, "You're very cute... you remind me of my goldfish."

Flattering... :rofl:

I should have started blubbing.

 

[wendy2004]

Damn baby, can I holla atcha for a minute? :ermm:

 

[Lorraine]

Yes, lol!!
One time a guy came up to me and said, "You're very cute... you remind me of my goldfish."

Flattering... :rofl:

I should have started blubbing.

Lmao!! :toofunny:

 

[Agent M]

 

[Lorraine]

^ :lol: